a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But they cost over 2 billion pounds/dollars. Sorry. I wish you stopped making silly typos. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You start making all my typos for me.I wish for a fight between Gadzilla and Cthulu. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. King Kong won. I wish I was a Va-Matoran. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You are a Va-Matoran for approximately 2 seconds before your island is destroyed along with Makuta in Mata Nui.I wish I had a SWEET HAT. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! It's a fez. I wish I had a fedora which didn't make me smell of 'bad stuff' or injure me, or do anything bad, or anything a fedora usually wouldn't do. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 The fedora is perfectly normal. but some prankster paints an archery target on the back. Ouch.I wish I had a Cruxtruder TARDIS Olmak Boombox Flamethrower combo. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But it doesn't work. I wish I had a Type-40 TARDIS. That worked as well as the Doctor's. And before you say I don't know how to work it, I've played TARDIS (The Adventure Game). Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. It 's House, who tortures you for all eternity.I wish I had a slitheen-flavour sopor slime pie. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But you use the non-dangerous healthy pie of invincibility from earlier in the situation in which you were trying to use it. I wish I understood what I just said. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but the knowledge drives you mad. Make a SAN check.I wish I could fly. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 GRANTED! YOU HIT A TREE! I WISH I WAS A BIRD! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You are a duck. In duck season. Ouchety McOuch.I wish for a dish of immortality fish. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 GRANTED. YOU EAT THEM, AND THEY REMAIN ALIVE IN YOUR STOMACH. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR LOWER INTESTINE. I WISH I WAS NO LONGER OFF THE DEEP END! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 you are now on the deep end.BUT YOU DROWNthat's just how deep it is.WHAT A MIRACLE.i wish i was no longer off the deep end eitherEVEN IF IT WAS THE BEST MIRACLEhonkHONK.(Sane) Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Granted: I'm sane again! I blame my insanity on you! I wish :b: . Edited October 29, 2011 by Pirok the Va-Matoran Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. You are now incapable of speaking anyhing other than :b: :h:I wish I was blind and had three heads and a box of cookies. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. There is a Total Event Collapse.I wish I was more powerful than Hapori Tohu. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You are more powerful than Hapori Tohu. However, the only way you know to use this power is to spontaneously combust.I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. There is another Total Event Collapse.I wish raccoons ruled the earth, and both them and I were immune to all harm. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Since raccoons are immune to all harm, they multiply infinitely, meaning there is no space for anything but raccoons, and definitely no room to actually be comfortable or do anything.I wish that I didn't know what to wish for. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! There is yet another Total Event Collapse.I wish I was more imaginative. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You are so imaginative it causes a Total Event Collapse.I wish Harry Potter had a top hat. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! There is a Total Event Collapse.I wish you knew what a Total Event Collapse was. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 I do! Didn't you know people being imaginative has an identical effect to the TARDIS exploding?I wish you didn't know what a Total Event Collapse was. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! There's ANOTHER Total Event Collapse, and your wish is not re-established in Big Bang 2(93).I wish Big Bang 2(94) happened. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You make it happen, and are trapped behind the cracks for all eternity.I wish that this wish was not corrupted by a Total Event Collapse. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! Your next wish will be corrupted by a Total Event Collapse.I wish nothing happened, over and over. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Nothing happens over and over until you die of boredom.I wish there was no such thing as a Total Event Collapse. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Too bad, because this is your next wish, and it must be corrupted by a Total Event Collapse. Luckily, Big Bang 2(95) fails to reinstate the existance of Total Event Collapses. I wish for an unlimited number of Boost Chocolate Bars. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You get them! Aaaand, you eat them. All of them. At once. You puke them all up and die. I wish that I could absolutely control all forms of energy. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But you don't know how.I wish Total Event Collapses existed again. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 They do! And you die from one.I wish that I knew the answers to my schoolwork. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but your homework gets eaten. By a raccoon. I wish I could think of something to carve into this pumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. You carve it into a raccoon.I wish the raccoon meme reached out beyond Games & Trivia. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but it gets so annoying that not even you like it. I wish the raccoon meme was replaced by a platypus meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) The platypus meme becomes so popular, BZPower becomes platypus power, and the entire internet is completely replaced with platypi. Soon, everyone dies of platypus-induced boredom.I wish for another wish. Edited October 29, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! Your other wish reinstates raccoons as the main G & T meme, and shields it from destruction by other wishes.I wish I created a popular meme. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You get one! But you can only wish for rotten cheese.I wish my phone wasn't dead. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 King Joe, you got ninja'd.Granted! It's now in a coma.I wish, once again, that I created a popular meme. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Granted. This meme now annoys you daily and you wish people stopped using it. I wish that I could not exist. Edited October 29, 2011 by Impulse Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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