avmatoran Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted, that was a wish. I said, "I wish that people understand what I wished for" I wish people would catch onto jokes. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted. All intangible nouns and other such things become graspable. Have fun latching onto your dreams as they fly away. I wish for an endless thing of iced coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Brian Nuva Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Granted: you get a cup of iced Coffey that never runs out, but it is poisoned Coffey. I wish for the Duck-Pocalypse. (the end of the world by duck) Quote Chaos will prevail... eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. You are exiled to a small moon around exoplanet Kepler-26 b, which soon is annihilated by Space Ducks. I wish I was a Space Engineer. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted; you're sent to Kepler 26B as well. Have fun with those ducks. I wish Kepler 22B was renamed Namek. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. Since that name is no longer taken, they name a new explanet "Kepler-22 b". I wish for a 1 terabyte SSD. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, the "av matoran" made a wish, all right. It was not to become mindless Bohrok, and being around at the time,you turned into one instead. I wish Kopaka's Kool Kompanion was a genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but He builds a machine that destroys the universe. I wish Pigs could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) With his genius level of intelligence, he thinks of 1000 ways to kill you...and 941 of them hurt. EDIT: Ninja'd again. They can fly, but it makes them harder to catch. Therefore, people can no longer eat bacon. Way to go. I wish every element other than Light had both genders. Edited July 22, 2014 by Shinken Green Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but you're pegged for being sexist to matoran of light. I wish both of the above granting ghidora's wish came true. (Both of which, incidentally, I would do within a heartbeat.) Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but your brain cannot handle that intelligence level and literally melts. I wish ghidora had actually corrupted my wish instead of randomly turning me into a Bohrok. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but you still get turned into a bohrok anyways. I wish I was a bohrok... Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, a Matoran in a Boxor destroys you. I wish I had a Boxor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted. You have a box or a can. I wish puns got more respect. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted:I wish I didn't make such a bad pun just now. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 He did but i got Corrupted I wish I had mental shielding that kept my wish from being corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodleloot Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, I'll corrupt this one anyway.I wish it wasn't this hot outside. Quote Hail Denmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elissa Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but: I wish I get that tour of the LEGO corporation Quote Go to Karzahni, you kolhii heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Granted; you get a tour of the post-apocalyptic Lego corp. which features dust where everything once stood. I wish I wasn't part of the Homestuck fandom. Edited July 23, 2014 by kopaka's kool kompanion Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, all fandoms shut down and YOU are to blame. I wish Avmatoran's bohrok form got much more awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaToa Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but since they used to be Av-Matoran the awesomeness blinds you. I wish that there was still a book in my life still worth reading. Quote Yay! Fonts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. You get my biography that ends with my transformation into an awesome Bohrok. I wish life had achievements and a soundtrack. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. Achievements are: Live, and Didn't Die Yet. Your soundtrack is only sounds of people being brutally murdered around you. Have a nice life! I wish my life was like that... Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. It only takes a few days before they get you, though. I wish for an Ice Cream Truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. It's broken down and there's nothing In it. I wish ice cream couldn't melt. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. However, I destroy it when attempting to figure out how to live as a Bohrok. I wish more people appreciated sarcasm. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted; your wish isn't corrupted at all(!) I wish the person above didn't make such a stupid wish. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 congrats, there are three blue portals, causing you to fall endlessly in a triangle forever. I wish i could see Skillet at a concert Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but it looks something like a big pan up on the stage. I wish I didn't make such bad jokes. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted. You make a bad joke to the wrong person, and they killed you. I wish a girl liked me. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, but you end up getting yourself married to someone else's corpse and Tim Burton makes a movie about it. I wish I could stop making allusions. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaToa Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 You can stop making allusions, but as a compensation for it you are now hooked on Altoids. I wish that I wasn't addicted to Altoids. Quote Yay! Fonts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Granted. You are now addicted to heroin and cocaine. Don't you wish you would have stuck with Altoids now? I wish for a big bar of dark chocolate. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaToa Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you eat it so quickly that you choke to death. I wish for a more satisfactory answer. EDIT: This corruption didn't really kill you right? Ohboy, if it did, I am veeeeeeerrrrryyyy sorry. Here, take this unchokable chocalate bar bigger than the last. And I was kidding about the unsatisfactory answer - you, sir, make great answers! That last one was great! Waita second, did I just corrupt my own wish? Edited July 27, 2014 by MetaToa Quote Yay! Fonts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardrox: Will of Makuta Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Granted, but these "more satisfactory answers" are so long, complex, and drawn-out that you are literally bored to death. I wish I had a pet Ussal Crab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodleloot Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it's so slow that you're better off walking.I wish I had more money. Edited July 28, 2014 by doodleloot Quote Hail Denmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, here's 20,000 Vietnamese Dong. I wish I had more reddit karma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Brian Nuva Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) granted:its bad karma I wish for a giant space been. Edited July 28, 2014 by Toa Brian Nuva Quote Chaos will prevail... eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted; your giant space had been, but isn't any more. I wish posts in COT counted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodleloot Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but they don't count anywhere else anymore. I wish that package I ordered several weeks ago arrived now. Quote Hail Denmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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