The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted; have both Sonic Boom games. Those are meme machines of terrible quality.

I wish I had a Stand.

[tahukan]

Granted, it's based on Taylor Swift's new song.

 

I wish to have the ability to be able to survive a car crash without any damage to myself be it physical or mental.

Edited October 20, 2017 by Tahukan

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. However you can't afford insurance. Or a new car. Or food. You die of starvation.

 

I wish I was Robocop.

[tahukan]

Granted, you're a robot who's been assigned the duty of being a beat cop, you're just a gun on wheels with a claw. You're essentially a glorified Dalek.

 

I wish for some original ideas.

[Toa Imrukii]

Granted, though you do not have the energy to write about them once they pop into your head.

 

I wish I wasn't depressed.

[tahukan]

Granted, you're happy again but your personality is different now.

 

I wish for some easy money.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.  Have some counterfeit bills.

I wish I wasn't suicidal.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your a murderer.

 

I wish I can kill Elittra and live.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but while you live, you end up losing all your limbs.

I wish that I had as much swag as Shrek.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you are shrek now.

 

 

I wish I didn't do stupid choices.

[tahukan]

Granted you make a couple bad decisions and end up in a maximum security black site.

 

I wish I had something to actually look forward to in my life.

[Toa Imrukii]

Granted, you have a brick wall in front of you.

 

I wish we could all sing in the rain over our depression.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but we catch pneumonia and die.

I wish I could stop coughing.

[tahukan]

Granted you start suffocating.

 

I wish to know why life dealt me no high cards.

[Toa Imrukii]

Granted, only now you're dragged along into the same boat as I on a quest to seek vengeance against whatever dark force that dealt the deed in the first place against thee.

 

I wish I could have something interesting to do.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.  How do you feel about sorting my entire anime collection into alphabetical order?

I wish for "plot."

[tahukan]

Granted you're inside a slice of life anime except it's that one that somebody gets cancer in the last episode and it all turns out to be a dream.

 

I wish to know how this game got dark fast.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, it's because somebody turned out all the lights.

I wish for JJBA Part 5 to get released already.

[tahukan]

Granted but it's redone.

 

I wish for less stress.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you have no stress in your life because your a orange now.

 

 

I wish I could kill a spider with out looking like Patrick from SpongeBob.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, you instead look like Garfield when he kills a spider.

 

I wish the Pens could get a three-peat.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it turns out that they just get a two-peat.

I wish I hand a girlfriend with whom I could make YouTube let's plays.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted she is me.

 

 

I wish for no stress.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted. Have some paranoia instead.

I wish my car hadn't gotten flooded.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted it got burned.

 

I wish for a beautful squidward t-shirt.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You receive a replica of the t-shirt that beautiful Squidward wore.

 

I wish I was more active on BZP.

[tahukan]

Granted, your social life degrades as does your work ethic.

 

I wish I was better versed in how to capitalize on social media growth.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted unfortunately social media suddenly drops in popularly.

Everyone wants to be vintage and read news papers and talk to real life people.

 

I wish BZP was a country.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. It's the least functional country, it doesn't even have a government. And anarchy really ain't as great as it sounds.

 

I wish for world piece.

[tahukan]

Granted, it's achieved through mental implants that remove creativity and the ability to defy. Welcome to the hive mind.

 

I wish I hadn't had a bad reaction to a Coconut Meringue yesterday.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted. You had a bad reaction to your toothpaste instead.

I wish I could do YouTube animations.

Edited October 26, 2017 by Scrubbish

[tahukan]

Granted, you make them with MSPaint by moving circles to represent opening and shutting a mouth, have fun with that.

 

I wish for a giant Toblerone.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it's the new kind with less chocolate per triangle.

I wish to get this knife away from my head.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted it's in your back now.

 

 

I wish for money

[tahukan]

Granted, you have 70k yen.

 

I wish I could live happily.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You are happy for seven seconds. Then you die.

 

I wish for world piece.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.  The world is the most important piece in a great cosmic puzzle, but the claiming and placing of it by whichever divine power you believe in causes the extinction of all life.

I wish I could paint with my feet.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your feet are covered in paint.

 

I wish you would finally give me feedback on my Mahri Nui ideas.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.

I wish for a pet fish.

[tahukan]

Granted, you have an illegal pet piranha.

 

I wish for Michael Bay to stop making movies.

 

 

Granted.

I wish for a pet fish.

This the most brutal wish corruption I've ever seen.