The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're the Doctor and won't leave you alone.

I wish I was good at algebra.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but your teachers will always fail you anyway.

 

I wish I never got sick of my favorite music.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your sick of all music.

 

 

I wish for all my plans to work perfectly.

[Vakama-san]

(But that means I'm still sick of my favorite music lol)

 

Granted, but you never make any plans

 

I wish I could control time

[tahukan]

Granted, but you age according to however much time you increase or decrease, so unless you're planning on getting really rich with stocks while you're alive this is basically useless seeing as you'll die by going forward too far or disappear by going back too far.

 

I wish I was able to know when I was about to make a mistake.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you can't change the mistake.

 

I wish I had a real Kanohi Olmak that I could wear and use.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but you get stuck in a dimension where everyone and everything wants to kill you.

I wish you didn't need to have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you need an average IQ but it's still a crazy show.

(I have a 125 IQ and I don't understand the show half the time.)

 

I wish for a canoe

[tahukan]

Granted, you own a mini canoe.

(I can attest to that, despite having a 152 IQ the show is still nonsense most of the time, well written and funny nonsense, but nonsense nevertheless.)

 

I wish Community had been better received.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted. Your community is voted the number one community in the world.

I wish I didn't feel romantic love.

[tahukan]

Granted you're repulsed by relationships of all types.

 

I wish I could finally buy a normal, Gold, Mask of Light.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. However, you can only do so by selling all worldly possessions as well as your soul to the Great One, Cthulhu.

 

I wish more people would bow down to Cthulhu and recognise the power of the old gods.

[tahukan]

Granted, society collapses.

 

I wish gaming videos hadn't been driven into the ground on YouTube.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted gaming videos take over YouTube it's now gametube.

 

I wish for a high profit constraction line to come out by Lego with colorful pieces and great story.

[tahukan]

Granted, enter Guardian Butterflies. Massive butterflies with about 40 pieces each. The story is only focused on environmental issues, well written but in the end, it's boring.

 

I wish for a good FPS version of Metroid.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, you have the Prime trilogy. Get it? Corrupt-a-wish? Because, y'know, Corruption? Except, ironically, Corruption is the worst. It has forced motion controls that are really gimmicky. And the collect-a-thon at the end of each game is annoying. However, the true corruption to your wish is that it's followed by Other M!!!

 

I wish I had Samus Returns and a 3DS on which I could play it.

[tahukan]

Granted the game is bugged however and you can't get past the first level.

 

I wish for a random wish.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish for a bottle of Gatorade.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted here is a bottle filled with baby alligators

 

 

I wish I pass my college Music test and get into the music program.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but soon after your school is invaded by aliens and you're abducted and experimented upon and then loosed upon mankind and executed for appearing an abomination.

 

I wish for one (1) corrupted wish.

[tahukan]

You're an insane girl in an anime.

 

I wish for K N O W L E D G E

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you know everything and your brain explodes.

 

 

I wish for legal money.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. You now work very hard and have no room in your life for anything other than snacks, potty breaks, and 4 hours of sleep.

 

I wish a friend of mine appears today.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's to tell you that they won't be your friend anymore.

 

I wish I didn't feel bad for corrupting someone's personal wish

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted. You feel utter delight at corrupting wishes, which gives you a reputation for being a terrible person.

I wish to run my fingers through a pretty girl's thick, luscious hair.

[tahukan]

Granted, it's a decapitated head though. You just had to feel her hair didn't you, you monster.

 

I wish to see a dragon.

[Vakama-san]

Granted. You catch a glimpse just before it eats you whole.

 

I wish I was a monkey

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you are now a spider monkey that a scientist will perform experiments on.

 

I wish for my hair to grow out faster.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.  It grows out so fast that you now have girl's length hair.  From behind, everyone thinks that you are a girl, due to your long hair.

I wish for this woman to be real.

[tahukan]

Granted, she passes away a day after her 18th birthday though.

 

I wish for this hunk to be real.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. He kills you.

 

I wish for this woman to be portrayed in an awesome movie by this woman.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but only you think the movie is awesome. In reality, it's a critical failure and a box office flop.

I wish for sleep.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you are stuck inside Matoran sphere forever.

 

 

I wish for a stick of butter.

[tahukan]

Granted, Sticks of butter magically appear inside your pants once every hour.

 

I wish for a large sum of silver.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted.  Have a dump truck full of Silver the Hedgehog memes.

I wish that I was a Power Ranger.

[tahukan]

Granted, you're the lime foot ranger, a member of a new team that are all representative of various body parts, you're all shunned and result to protecting deer from bears so have fun with that.

 

I wish for a meme.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it's Pepe.

 

I wish Pepe was not associated with Kek. Or any other deity, for that matter.

[tahukan]

Granted, Pepe is associated with social justice.

 

I wish old memes were funny again.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted. For old memes to truly die, they must be cast into the fires of Mount Doom. And sadly, one does not simply walk into Mordor.

I wish for health.

[tahukan]

Granted, you have peak physical health and catastrophic mental health.

 

I wish for a Sanic meme.