The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Eiji Hino]

Granted.  You remember, but you still don't do it.

I wish that old Minifigures series would pop back up.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but the only series that pop up have bad minifigures.

I wish for this game to get booted back up.

(Yes, I corrupted my own wish.  But I like this game, and want it to stay active.)

[CaT in Rogue]

Granted, but it's booted back up by the garbage human that started it six years ago.

 

I wish I had a better job.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted. You enjoy your job, but you don't get paid as much.

I wish Muteki didn't think he was a garbage human.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but everyone else in earth is made of cheese now.

I wish I could control situation.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[CaT in Rogue]

Granted, but only in Soviet Russia.

 

I wish I could bring back Bionicle.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it's worse than G2 in terms of sales.

I wish I weren't riddled with insomnia.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but to sleep well you must eat a whole jar of mayo ever time you want sleep.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it's the Chinese knockoff version that doesn't have infinite rooms and is red.

I wish Master Grade Gundam models weren't so expensive.

[PutYaGunsOn]

They're made of cheaper plastic now, so after all your effort of putting it together, it shatters to pieces because you left the window to your room open and the wind was a little too strong.

 

I wish I was at a fun anime convention right now.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but you're such an awkward person, you make it a rather uncomfortable experience for pretty much everyone, including yourself.

I wish I could do YouTube animations.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but all you videos fail to upload.

 

I wish for perfect grades.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but those grades aren't enough to bring up your GPA.  You subsequently fail to get into any college you apply to.

I wish for a hug.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but it's by a cuddle fish and it's eating your arm now.

 

I wish for mental sanity.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but everyone else is insane.

I wish for a BrickLink account.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but every order you place is only for mega blocks.

 

I wish I was lead saxophonist.

[evil_jaga_genius]

Granted, but it's in a marching band and you're positioned so your head is right in front of the horn of a tuba.  I recommend a good set of headphones.

 

I wish I had some sausage.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, if you know what I mean...

I wish I had some real life friends.

[tahukan]

Granted but they're all various sports balls with faces drawn on them.

 

I wish for the powers of a god.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted. You now have the powers of Dionysus. So all you're good for is whining and getting drunk.

I wish I could be in a movie.

[tahukan]

Granted, You're an extra in 'The Room'.

 

I wish I had popularity on YouTube.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but everything you do receives backlash of some kind.

I wish I didn't live with my mom.

[tahukan]

(So I'm Jake Paul?)

Granted, you now live in a box, not a fancy box but a human sized cardboard box in a field.

 

I wish for plenty of disposable income.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted. It's literally disposable. All of it goes in the trash.

I wish I wasn't human trash.

[tahukan]

Granted, you're now literal garbage.

 

I wish Michael Bay made a good Transformers film.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but with the bad taste of his previous Transformers films still fresh in everyone's mouths, this good film fails at the box office.

I wish shipping from other countries to mine didn't cost an arm and a leg.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted it cost you only two kidneys.

 

I wish there were no more stupid people.

[tahukan]

Granted, everyone on earth except for you drops dead.

 

I wish Community got a seventh season.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted.  In your community, there are now seven seasons.

I wish I had a Daft Punk helmet.

[tahukan]

Granted, it only fits Megablox figures.

 

I wish there was more Spider-Gwen merch.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, there is now one new piece of Spider-Gwen merch.  You fail to get it before some other nerd.

I wish for a more serious screen name.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your new screen name is

"Serious screen name"

 

I wish I didn't get stressed out over everything.

[tahukan]

Granted you are now perpetually stressed, not about in one specific thing just perpetual stress.

 

I wish Destiny 2 would come out sooner.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted.  Destiny 2 is now gay.

I wish I could work with more competent people at my job.

[tahukan]

Granted, your coworkers now far surpass you in both skill and intellect which results in you getting fired.

 

I wish comics were more affordable.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but because they're so affordable, everyone races to get them.  You are unable to obtain any comics because they all end up being sold out.

I wish my contest prize was 1390 Macku.

[tahukan]

Granted, however when you open it the rubber arms are melted and the Disk + Kanohi bent.

 

I wish I had a time machine that wouldn't result in paradoxes.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but your traveling with the Doctor and your character is about be killed off.

 

I wish I can be able to play

on saxophone perfectly within two months. Edited August 18, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[PutYaGunsOn]

All of your golden opportunities to play that happen *within* the two months that you're learning it, and they've all passed by the time you actually learn it.

 

I wish I was a Spartan from Halo.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but you immediately experience intense psychological trauma, followed shortly by stabbage at the hands of a Sanghieli.

I wish that the Inika build didn't become standard for BIONICLE's last four years.