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Squid in a Cordak Blaster


Hot Topic Ten

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 29 2010 · 518 views

It really says something about the activeness of BZP when a topic manages to reach the hot topic list with only ten posts...

I think it also says something about BZP when said topic is surmising whether Tahu would enjoy Red Hots. =P

And before you ask, no, Pohatu doesn't eat rock candy and Gali isn't a huge fan of seltzer water.



At This Rate, My Dragon Will Never Get Trained

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 27 2010 · 1,171 views

So I recently acquired this dragon which needs a lot of work. It's not exactly house trained, and is constantly eating my goldfish and cats instead of the nice Dragon Kibbles I bought for it.

In my desperation, I've resorted to unlikely places for solutions to my dilemma. When I reached the BZP blogs, I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot. Entry after entry with tutorials on the very problem I'm having! At last, my goldfish are saved!

Except every single one of those entries have to do with some stupid movie they're all excited about.

We really need a rule about misleading entry titles.



To Those With Braces (again)

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 17 2010 · 762 views

I have a warning for you... because no one ever bothered to warn me.

One day, your braces will be removed, and will instead be replaced with a metal/plastic contraption designed to keep your teeth looking beautiful and straight and to show everyone you still haven't escaped the orthodontist's clutches.

When you get a retainer, it's exciting. You have removable metal in your mouth! You can take it out for pictures! You can impress your friends by flipping it with your tongue when your orthodontist isn't looking!

But nobody mentions.

That sometimes, when you take it out.

The roof of your mouth.

Tastes absolutely revolting.

Like glue. And food. And hairspray. Expired hairspray.

And suddenly, brushing your teeth sounds like the greatest pastime on earth.



To Those Cursed With Braces

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 10 2010 · 765 views

Don't give up hope.

It's worth it, I tell you! The pain and deprivation are worth it! All those Snickers, Milky Ways, Tootsie Rolls, Skittles, and Peanut M&Ms you're forced to give away are redeemed in the end!


Actually, I'm lying. You never do quite get over their loss.

But at least your teeth look good. =D




Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 06 2010 · 156 views

How does one escape the addiction!? HOW!?

Even all my Bionicle drawings always end up with a Pikachu in them... ;.;



A Poemy Thing

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Sep 12 2010 · 162 views

Long, long ago, in a happy little town
There was a happy street with a happy little house
And in that house's lawn there was a bunch of ground
And above all that ground was some sky and clouds

But these clouds were unusual; they loved to dance and sing
And nibble people's rooftops and steal shoelace strings
And change the rhyming pattern for poor members' rhymes
So the writer had to work harder to think up the next line

So the writer grabbed a skillet and left the happy house
Shook her fist up at the sky and shouted to those clouds

"You think you'll ruin my rhyme, you puffs!?
You precipitation and rainy stuff!?
I'll change it myself, to show you guys!"
And she hurled her skillet at the sky
Then, grumbling, went back inside
And changed the pattern of her rhyme

"Her rhyme! Her rhyme!"
The clouds all cried
"She changed it without us!?"
They grew so miffed
They howled and hissed
Then, suddenly, blew up

So now the clouds are gone at last
Sure, maybe it never rains
And maybe the lawn's full of dying grass
And the neighbors are back again
And people are pounding on my door
Waving pitchforks and sharpish things
Shouting, "What did you do that for!?"
My petunias! My garden! My weeds!"
And everytime I step outside
They throw vegetables at me
But at least shoelaces are safe again
And my poem is cloud-free!





Super Mario Brothers 2

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 28 2010 · 148 views

I'm addicted to it.

Sadly for the character I choose to play as, I spend most of my time walking over edges by mistake.



Why You Shouldn't Change Your Avatar/banner Theme

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 13 2010 · 197 views

Because you might think you have to report some uppity little whippersnapper for stealing your art and having the audacity to repost it, complete with the same topic title and your exact text.


And then you'll realize the poster was in fact still you, just with a different avatar.


And you will feel very, very stupid. biggrin.gif



Kingdom Bound 2010

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 06 2010 · 121 views

That's where I was. Instead of here.

The positive: Seeing Skillet, Tobymac, and Superchic[K] live

The negative: Having no access to BZP for four days just as I was getting caught up from the last time I couldn't get on the computer ;.;

Darnit, Real Life! Stop interfering with my computer access! >=O Nobody needs you anyways!




Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 21 2010 · 265 views

So a little while ago I blogged about my collection of paper Pokemonz...

Now my party is complete.


Majhost decided all my cool images weren't importa

Also, apparently the titles have character limits.

This square is dedicated to Avohkah Tamer as an everlasting thanks for an everlasting Premier Membership. Thank youuuu! You are super great!

That Turkii Person

Name: Bob
Real name: Robert
Real real name: John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt
No, come on, man, I'm serious: John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt III
You think you're really funny, don't you?: Yes =D
You know I can just find it with a quick Google search, right?: Fine, Nose McNosypants.
Name: Christie

Temperament: Phlegmatic/Sanguine, INFP, Hufflepuff... the easygoing slacker who just wants to see everyone get along
Age: Super old. Like 21 or something 23 or something?
Status: Toa Lhikan Hordika's wifey
Power level: Level 26 Cereal Eater
Ancestry: 25% German, 25% Polish, 25% Italian, 13% English, 12% Irish. I am pretty darn white.
Adores: Tangled. All of the Tangled. Punzie is my homegirl <3
Current goal: Not dying. So far, a complete success.
Themesong: Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon
Rarely changing quote: "I spent years calling myself broken. One day I realized that humans don't get broken. They get wounded. The difference is that wounds can heal."

Posted ImageNo-longer-broken fanclub link!? You've got to click it to believe it! Posted Image

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