Marvel, Rebirth:

[Eyru]

IC

 

 

Rene pulled his toque over his eyes and snapped a selfie back.

 

 

feel bad when i can't c u

[Snelly]

IC: Ashley

 

"Awww thankies. Your eyes are very nice too. They remind me of Tropical Hibiscus glistening in the sun!" 

 

IC: Shiloh

 

"Brother are you snapchating your boyfriend again?" A voice said from behind him. 

Edited September 24, 2014 by Skitty

[AuRon the champion]

IC:

 

Meanwhile as everyone was getting into the car.

 

"Dal. You're making the faces again."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"I have needs and you never snap me back."

 

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Aleks pursed his lips. "I'm sorry for what you went through."

 

-Tyler

Edited September 24, 2014 by Parks and Rekt

[Eevee]

IC

 

"... A lot of other people went through it too." She said softly. "But that's why I'm here, teaching. I want to help these kids stay safe."

[AuRon the champion]

IC:

 

"How do I do these 'snaps'?"

[Snelly]

Staff IC:

 

As Persephone came in range the hulkbuster drone swung a massive arm and connected with the android, sending her flying who knows where. Now that the drone wasn't flying in the air it seemed surprising quick for something of it's size. It continued to march toward the bridge. An automated machine gun emerged from it's left shoulder, targeting any SHIELD personnel that got too close.

 

Edited September 25, 2014 by Skitty

[Krayzikk]

IC:

 

Not for the first time, and certainly not for the last, the technopath retreated into himself. It was a habit, something of a defense mechanism. When the world was too stressful, or too tense, he just.. disconnected. Alexander interacted with the world just fine, but while the lights were on, he wasn't quite home. His movements were impersonal, from his gait to the way he sipped at his soda.

 

And he and Dallas continued not to look at each other.

 

OOC: SHIELD post to follow, probably tomorrow. Been a little lacking in time. 

[Wyrd Bid Ful Araed]

IC: Persephone bounced off the deck of the helicarrier a few times, a stone skipped by a particularly rambunctious child, before coming to rest by one of the AA turrets. As long as you define "come to rest" as "hit with enough force to snap someone of flesh and bone in half". Fortunately she wasn't called the Titanium Blonde for nothing and bifurcation was not her fate today. Still, the sensors that warned of her of dangerously high pressures, temperatures and the like were off the charts, and the lights flashing in her vision were of brightest red.

Ow, basically. Really really ow. 

Joints wheezing a little in protest, sparks fluttering from breached armour like incandescent moths, Persephone got to her feet. Alright, attempting to use herself as a living weapon in a full on charge hadn't been her brightest idea. Note that for future reference. Time to try smarter tactics.

She raised both hands and, still behind the drone, pointed them at the back of its head. Then she let loose with two continuous beams of plasma energy, white and boiling, aimed right at its shiny metal skull. She didn't think she'd get through its armour, oh no, she was hoping to employ physics as her weapon. The thing had to have some electronics in the head, like the eyes or whatever sensors it had used to pick up her assault, and those electronics, like every other electronic device on the planet, worked better if they were kept cooler. Something that was going to be close to impossible when you had someone channeling the heat of a small star at your head. For while her plasma wouldn't melt through the armour at any fair pace, heat would still radiate through it, right to all those delicate wires and circuits beneath it. Persephone was trying to, quite literally, fry its brain. 

 

"This is the Titanium Blonde broadcasting on SHIELD channels. Could really use some help up here!" She was hoping her comms were still working. After the one-hit pounding the drone had just given her she wasn't sure what was still online, "And watch out, its faster than it looks and sees with more than its eyes!"

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Wait a minute, where did I even get this phone?" Kristen asked, holding up her phone, of which she had no memory of ever obtaining.

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Question ain't where you got it, my little hermaphrodite slice of heaven. It's where I got it."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"I guess that answered that question. Although, what the is a 'hermaphrodite'?"

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Well, it's a biological trait that, depending on circumstance or sexual reproductive methods, can exhibit the sexual equipment of either a male or a female of that particular species. Pretty stuff."

 

IC:

 

"Relax. Millions of people have worn shorts before. They all survived the experience." Brooklyn chewed on the corner of her lip and then tilted her head in sullen acknowledgement. "Unless you're in a Sharknado movie. That 's destined to kill you."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"I can assure you, I'm 100% female," Kristen replied, taking a moment to realize how weird that sounded, "Is this is another thing you got from Jurassic Park?"

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Only thing I learned from Jurassic Park is that if you want people to believe your work of fiction is fact, you probably shouldn't kill off Sam Jackson, because everyone knows he's goddamn unkillable."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

Kristen stifled a giggle, "heh, I wonder if there's a universe where he's the director of shield or something."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Don't get cute." Dallas snapped a quick picture of Card and drew pointy blue dinosaur teeth all over her face. Don't be a terrorist, be a careorrist!

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Ooh! So that's how you use the snap-chat-thingie!" She exclaimed suddenly, examining the phone before seeing the massive pileup of snaps that she had never seen before.

 

Several of which she ended up saving in a not-so-discreetly manner.

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"You can't save any of Tali. You might actually like them. Only Dal faces are acceptable screenshots."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Whaaat! That's sooo unfair!" She complained as she began to delete half of the newly saved photos.

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"If you're feeling jittery, Google a Stegosaurus."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"C'mon, I'm only interested in humans," she replied, pausing to think about what she said before adding, "and other species. That look like humans."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Well, at least you're keeping an open mind. You're a growing girl, Card, never turn down an experiment."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"But there are so few females that aren't single," she lamented.

 

"That is what you ment, right?"

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"I dunno what the heII I meant, I'm busy snapchatting. Take what you want to take out of whatever I say, ignore the rest, and you can't go that far off the tracks."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Off the road you mean? Since, we are still going howlett hunting after all."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"You spent too long around the English teacher."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Me? C'mon dal, most of the time I was with her, you were flirting with her," Kristen objected.

 

"I flirt with everyone I've ever met, except you...kinda. Hardly counts."

 

"Hardly counts?"

 

"Only counts a little."

 

"Ow," she murmured, "thanks for that dal."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"What?" Dal looked up from his Snapchat menu and tilted his head. "Don't tell me I can't belittle Lilliana now. Woman hates me. I gotta take my shots back when I can take 'em."

 

-Tyler

Edited October 2, 2014 by Parks and Rekt

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

She shifted in her seat, "I guess..."

 

"...I guess it's not a big problem for you, flirting with everybody."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Want to know a secret?" Dallas snapped a picture of his face and drew a whip slashing him across the cheek in green ink before shooting it to Card.

 

You and Tal have me the caption read, coming to a stop beside the whip.

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

Kristen slowly pocketed the phone, a smile creeping onto her face.

 

"Thanks dal."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"So, what's the first thing you're gonna do after you kill John?"

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"Re-grow my arm."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Uhhhh...cheers."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

Ic:

 

"And then of course, get my powers back," she said with a grin, already starting to lapse into daydream about being able to shapeshift again.

[Krayzikk]

OOC: Alright! Here's a SHIELD post, a Tera post, and a Rebekah post. I know there are a few others that y'all are waiting for, but frankly, life's been hitting back hard. So I'll get to them when I can, but these were relatively high priority.

 

IC:

 

The Helibuster's advance across the deck seemed unstoppable. The bridge was located relatively far away, but given the firepower it seemed to possess, it was likely that it could find a way to get there anyway. SHIELD resistance had already been light on the outer deck, but what little there was seemed to have been either annihilated or forced into a retreat. Persephone's attacks, though resourceful, were not yet having an effect.

 

"Request acknowledged." A voice chimed in over the broadcast channels, one that gave pause to those who heard it. Annoyance colored the tone, even over the radio, and authority returned when the speaker began barking orders. "Snipers! Give it something to think about."

 

Exactly on cue, armor-piercing rounds slammed into the Helibuster from multiple directions. They didn't do much damage, but they got its attention. Unfortunately for the drone, its assailants were nowhere to be found; visuals and motion trackers detected nothing, and thermals detected nothing to indicate its targets. A few moments later, rounds fired again, from different directions.

 

"Agent Persephone, I would recommend stepping back."

 

The voice sounded once more, an instant before a quiet report, almost like the sound the Iron Man armors once made, sounded through the air; the volume of which did not match the massive, depleted uranium slug moving at colossal velocities towards the Helibuster's Arc reactor. The shooter stood at the far end of the hallway that Harken and company's opponent had infiltrated; outside of the Helibuster's predicted range of threat, and outside of its range of active sensor preparation. Braced on the ground was a very, very large gun indeed, one with all the tell-tale signatures of Arc reactor power.

 

A gun based on repulsor technology, to be precise; repulsors used to fire one of three solid projectiles stored within its revolving cylinder.

 

A gun Director Nicholas Fury had just fired.

 

IC:

 

"Sharknado is not ranked highly on my threat assessment." Rebekah replied cheerfully, beginning to look through the selection of shorts. "Small quantity of explosives hurled into the vortex. Problem mostly solved. Alternatively, just evacuate from the storm's path."

 

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"Well, if it helps, I'd rather do that." The martial artist answered Trinity, glancing over to Aella. After the latter's comment, she looked a little embarrassed, and hurriedly changed her hand back to normal. "Well, I don't know about that."

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"..."

 

"Okay did you watch the Sharknados without me or what because that is exactly how they stopped both Sharknados. Al Roker helped in the second one."

 

-Tyler

[AuRon the champion]

IC:

 

"Buuut it's sooo boring!" Trinity continued to lament, turning said magazine into water, since that's all she knew how to do.

[shadow pridak money gang]

IC:

 

"Does this mean I should get my Skeletor jokes out while I can?"

 

-Tyler