The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, the new president is Teridax.

 

I wish the president was Pohatu instead.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. He now changes the official language to Spanish.

(Am I the only one who makes bad references to SPIRIT's videos?)

 

I wish I spoke more languages than just English, German, French, Spanish, Greek, and Russian, and also was more fluent in the ones I do.

[Hordaki]

Granted, you are now perfectly fluent in all languages, which makes you the perfect target for an alien abduction so the aliens can learn earth languages and better assimilate into earth culture prior to the conquest.

 

I wish the person who corrupts this wish gets a pony.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted, but it's a wild pony, who kicks anyone near him off a cliff, then dies of a panic attack.

 

i wish that the wish that was wished before this wish be wished once more.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but now the pony remembers you making it mental and stuff, so it drags you off the cliff with it.

 

I wish that I could fly (again).

[user-402520536]

Granted, but you have to wiggle your limbs embarrassingly to do so.

 

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish that would only benefit me.

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but you waste it on something minor.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[user-402520536]

Granted... at least it will be. Let me procrastinate a few hundred years.

 

I wish the mask in Steal The Mask 3 would always be mine.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, for a value of 'mine' where you share it with everyone else.

 

I wish my phone had an infrared emitter.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on detect it and it rewrites all nuclear missiles to target your location.

 

I wish coffee was gone.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. but then someone invents something called "cocoa tea", which tastes the same, but you wouldn't know, since "coffee" never existed.

 

i wish batman were real.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, he is a real comic book character.

 

I wish Walmart had a better selection of cheese.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. it now smells so bad, the CDC won't even go there

 

I wish I was Nightwing

[Ghidora131]

Granted, unfortunately you predict the Joker's attack on Babara Gordon, and in an attempt to save her, you stupidly stick your head in a coffee machine and die.

 

I wish I fought the Rahkshi of Letter Control.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted, but grmk frt sldajwoi.

 

 

i wish i had a fist-sized lump of gold

[JAG18]

Granted, it falls on your foot and breaks it.

 

I wish Norway was closer to my house.  

[Specter Knight]

Granted. however, the abrupt change in placement of land mass causes unprecedented flooding, Confused airplanes and boats, and west Sweden becoming a new beach holiday resort (which no one visits as it's waay to cold). Congratulations, you've wrecked Scandinavia!

 

I wish there was real estate on the moon.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but vicious aliens own it.

 

I wish it was snowing.

[JAG18]

Granted, it never stops snowing and the earth is quickly engulfed in an Ice Age.

 

I wish I had a fur suit.  

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but it's only made of fur and nothing else, and quickly falls apart.

 

I wish MTV Actually showed music videos again.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. MTV only shows music videos from one direction, justin bieber, miley cyrus, and kanye west.

 

I wish I could play Batman: Arkham Knight

[user-402520536]

Granted, but you're such a noob that you rage-quit within the minute.

 

I wish Toa Onaku would post in this thread.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but I be him not. Keep trying, friend.

 

I wish I knew what weapon to make for my male Vortixx.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you decide to build Sauron's mace, but it's so big that it breaks the second you attach it.

 

I wish Star Wars VII was out sooner (have you seen the trailer yet? it's freaking awesome!)

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

(HOLY MUKAU THAT TRAILER THO)

Granted, but you're dead. Because I killed you and took your tickets.

 

I wish that previous wish didn't have to be corrupted.

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[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but you corrupted it anyways.

 

I wish Kanohi were real and humans could use them.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted, you use the mask of levitation and you exit the atmosphere.

 

I wish Bionicle 2015 had as many masks as the original

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but none of them grant the user powers.

 

I wish I had a wish for corruption.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. they're all too small to fit any MoCs.

 

I wish for a life-sized, fully functional War Machine suit from Iron Man 2

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It gets destroyed three films later.

 

I wish I had a Vahi and that I could control it.

[Dallior]

Granted, you see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber's future relationship and throw the Vahi into the clouds in the BIONICLE 2015 teaser trailer.

 

I WISH THAT I COULD GET ON BZPOWER MORE OFTEN SO I'M NOT ALWAYS LOOKING THROUGH 5 NEW PAGES OF TEXT IN THE RPG!!!!!!!!

[toa grimlock]

Granted. You become a person with nothing to do but sit on the internet all day.

 

I wish I had more confidence.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but now I have even less. that's okay, you don't need to feel sorry i'll just fade awa

 

I wish I had more confidence, too.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you're now an egomaniac.

 

I wish t had the power of Telepathy

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of those who have thoughts not appropriate for BZP.

 

I wish that durned order would arrive already.

(Heh, I'm so impatient. I just placed it yesterday. )

[The Skakdi Chronicler]

Granted, but people don't read fragile signs and it broke in half.

 

I wish I had a third eye

[Specter Knight]

Granted, But it's on your chest, so you won't see anything through it unless you're shirtless.

 

I wish I could think of more things to put on my Wishlist.

[Dallior]

Granted, they're all Nickelback and Justin Bieber CDs and you get all of them.

 

I wish that GregF would work on BIONICLE 2015!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but he purposefully screws it up and all you get are LEGO friends robots XD

 

I wish I had gotten to eat that molten pizza I made earlier.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but it melts you.

 

I wish we really all did live in a yellow submarine.