The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Squill da squid]

granted, but then theres a new one called: Corrupt-A-Wish 2 Game!

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my squid minions to come back to me.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but a new one exactly the same begins.

EDIT: Kapura'd. Granted, but they eat you.

 

 

I wish everyone who reads this is given a beaver.

Edited December 9, 2014 by Johnrahk

[Dallior]

Granted, but all of the beavers ran away before we could realize we had tem. Except for me.

 

 

I wish that YouTube Rewind 2014 had Lindsey Striling in it. If Pentatonix got in, then aslktgbvjta!

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, aslktgbvjta (whatever that means.)

 

I wish aslktgbvjta meant that duct tape ceased to exist.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Johnrahk

[Dallior]

Granted, but THE UNIVERSE FALLS APART.

 

I wish Chuck Norik and Chuck Norris had an epic battle

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. everything is destroyed

 

I wish I had BZPremium

[Dallior]

Granted, the forums are never safe again. 

 

I wish that Elvis and Michael Jackson would have a dance-off.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it's zoo amazing you go blind

 

I wish I was a cast member of Arrow

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; You're that one character that absolutely everyone loathes. Of course, being the actor, whenever someone sees you on the street, you get flack for what your character did.

 

I wish I was able to pass all of my classes without doing the homework.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you're arrested for hacking.

 

I wish I could meet the members of Shinedown

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but they call security and have you dragged to an asylum.

 

I wish Dr. Jonathan Crane was no longer in an asylum.

[Klanadack]

Granted, but now he wants to kill you for corrupting his wish.

 

I wish that Burst had one of the awesome weapons from the most recent assignment. (corpus rahkshi)

[Dallior]

Granted, but it backfires and HE DIES THE END.

 

I wish we could find the source of the beetles in the Battle of Le-Koro. (BZPRPG)

[Xabla]

You do find the source, but the beetles are mad at this so they eat you.

 

I wish Slizer/Throwbots continued for another 10 years.

[Dallior]

Granted, but they replace Bionicle.

 

 

I WISH THAT PEOPLE WOULD STOP SINGING LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Klanadack]

Granted, but now they're singing something even worse (depends on your taste what it is)

 

I wish that I was better with stop-motion animation.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but you become one of the characters in your animation, and have to stand torturously still while someone else takes pictures.

 

I wish that golden retrievers were made of actual gold.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but now thousands of retriever owners have lost their pets and beat you to death.

 

 

I wish Vaalku was more noticed.

[JAG18]

Granted, He Is Now More Noticed By Hungry Beasts.

 

I Wish I Could Help Make The World's Largest Pizza.  

[Ghidora131]

Granted. You're an ingredient.

 

 

I wish no one ate the world's largest pizza.

[Dallior]

Granted, it gets stale and eventually stale and forms the Illuminati.

 

I wish that Obama wasn't such a moron.

[Nescent]

Granted, but your wish affects some random guy across the globe that happens to be named "Obama."

 

I wish money didn't exist.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but the world economy plunges into total chaos and humans regress into primitive hunter-gatherers.

 

I wish I had a charger for an HP Probook laptop.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but not only is the charger defective you don't even have a HP Probook laptop.

 

 

 

I wish the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO got remembered and posted here(hey! I just answered my own wish!).

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but then nobody brings them up again.

 

I wish that I could work more on my Story.

[Dallior]

Granted, but you devote all of your time to it and fail life.

 

I wish that more people would watch Studio C.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but it only has hacks fro the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on.

 

 

I wish that toasters were more accepted.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, they take over the world and everyone just accepts it.

 

I wish Darth Vader was Vakama's brother.

[Dallior]

Granted, Luke Skywalker is half-Bionicle.

 

I wish that Gukko Lord would be OK with me calling him Gukko Lard. {afro}

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. but you're eaten by gukko afterward.

 

I wish for more wishes

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but they are about wishing you weren't here.

 

 

I wish that MLP would DIE IN A GRAVE ALREADY!!!

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, it already has, but its grave is Earth and it returned as a zombie years ago.

 

I wish the reply button was green instead of black.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted, but you're colorblind, and can't see the difference.

 

I wish I had the Thu'um

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but I unfortunately can't read it properly when shipping your item and send you a thumb.

 

 

I wish I could find my little orange plastic parrot.

[Nescent]

Granted, but it takes eighty years of constant searching to find it.

 

I wish I could move to Germany.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Granted, but none of your possessions or money moves with you and you become a homeless wanderer.

 

I wish Togo was a major world power.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted, but it's owned by North Korea.

 

I wish there was a Bionicle Sai piece

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but you foolishly swallow it and kill yourself.

 

I wish bread would form an army.

[JAG18]

Granted, but birds eat them all in one day.

 

I wish I knew what song to listen to.  

[Nescent]

Granted, but you can't find the song anywhere and have it stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had better hearing.