The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, it's explosive fuel and it explodes whenever it reaches 3°CI wish I had a pet toothless alligator named Gummy!

[Roablin]

Granted, but Pinkie gets mad at you for stealing her pet, and you are imprisoned in the place you were banished to (I think that's how it goes).

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but takua's body turned back to red.i wish i knew everything, including how to not go insane from knowing everything and how to prevent any nonsensical mishaps occuring from knowing everything.

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but you knew how to divide by zero, and the universe ended.I wish I was your mother.

Edited December 4, 2011 by Toast of Awesomeness

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but your son destroyed the universe LOL jk i knew how to prevent thati wish people would stop calling me luigi.

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but they begin calling you Mario.I wish I had THE WINGS OF AN EAGLE.

Edited December 4, 2011 by Toast of Awesomeness

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but they're far too small to work and you look very, very silly with wings that don't work.the kids at school shall call you 'chicken boy'i wish i could violently tear a piece of toast to shreds and have a wonderful time doing it.

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but each shred then regrows into a full sized, and very, very angry piece of toast.Toast swarm.I wish I met Old Gregg.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but shortly after you wish you hadn't met old gregg.i wish my friggin cat would stop marching on my stomach

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but then your friggin' zebra starts.I wish...난 당신이 구글이이 책을 읽으로 번역 사용하지 않았 으면.

[ankyfdarkness]

Granted, unfortunately nobody knows what that means and you revive a new Wal-Mart shopping bag.I wish my wish didn't have any flaws.

Edited December 4, 2011 by ankyfdarkness

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but everybody threw garabge at you for making me translate that.granted, but everybody threw garbage at you for having me translate that then you ninja'ing me without translating it at all. ya punk.i wish i wasn't crazy

Edited December 4, 2011 by ~JC~

[ankyfdarkness]

Granted, but then life would seem so dull.

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Your nonexistent wish is granted.I wish your mother still loved me.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but everybody threw garbage at you because you're talking about mothers on the internet.i wish pretty people were nicer.

Edited December 4, 2011 by ~JC~

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but they still don't like you. :PI wish I was an Albanian plumber in Mexico.

Edited December 4, 2011 by Toast of Awesomeness

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but people threw garbage at you because they actually do like me.i wish i had a garbage proof forcefield that was always on

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted... but you can never move out of it and it is immobile.I wish I had Pokemon...

[Serpent of Fire]

Granted... but you can never move out of it and it is immobile.I wish I had Pokemon...

Granted, but the genie misunderstood, so now some mon keeps poking you.I wish for a plate of raw salmon.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you ate it and got salmonella.i wish i could undo that corny-*** joke

[Voxumo]

granted but it is replaced with another corny jokeI wish that internet access was free

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted but you can no longer access BZPowerI wish I had a cake.

[The Invisible Handman]

You're forced to go through an overused and unfunny internet meme.I wish for FREEDOM!

[Metal Gear Minun]

Eh me sig and avatar are both over used memes.Granted but you have to spend your life in eternal solitudeI wish I had a bigger post count.

Edited December 4, 2011 by Minun4

[King Joe]

Granted. It's larger than the sun. The world is now frozen. Nice going.I wish I had an Oscar myer wiener.

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but then it eats you instead, because you're in Soviet Russia.I wish I had an army of rabid chinchillas.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but they're all diseased and gets everyone in the room sick. Nice move.I wish I could sleep for an entire day.

Edited December 4, 2011 by FrozenFlash

[Toast of Awesomeness]

Granted, but it turns out to be the most important day of your life and you miss it. Great job, slacker.I wish I had heat vision. It can do all things that are good.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you can't turn it off and you just BURNED A HOLE THROUGH THE ONLY WOMAN WHO COULD EVER LOVE YOU AS I HAVE LOVED YO- nvmi wish i had more dr. pepper.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you became broke from getting all of the Doctor Peppers.I wish I had a good Internet.

Edited December 4, 2011 by FrozenFlash

[Zerothemaster]

But then hackers attack you and take your identity.I wish I had a pony.

[Klak]

You do, but it doesn't like you.I wish I had a motorcycle.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you got arrested for speeding.I wish Bionicle could continue.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you realized you had out grown it and it was terrible anyways.i wish i had something to do today.

[King Joe]

Granted. There are 10,000 toilets to clean. And boy are they messy.I wish that I was a world renown hero that could never die except by old age.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you were a hero in russia during the cold war. you've spent the rest of your life being hated and having garbage thrown at you for murdering fourteen million americans.i wish spellcheck would cut me some slack.

[Vigor Mortis]

Granted. It not only does not correct your mistakes, but also puts in mistakes that it thinks you should have made.I wish that the following wish will not happen.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you feel terrible as you realize you're slowly crumbling into a bottomless pit of despair, and that your mother was right, you are a bad child. in your misery, you rob a liquor store to compensate for the fact that you can barely stand to look at yourself in the mirror, and hope that the alcohol makes everything go away. in your trauma, you leave fingerprints on the cash register, only to awaken the next morning to see that the police officer at your house was the same person who's wish you prevented from happening, and he mercilessly beats you. mortified of what you have become, your own family up and abandons you, leaving you to whittle away in a jail cell for the rest of your life, bitter, unloved, and broken. all because of what you did on a forum site.i wish i had skyrim.

[King Joe]

Granted. But you find that it's overrated.I wish that I had a good graphics card for my computer.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you pop in the battlefield disc, play for an hour, then wish you got skyrim instead.i wish picnicface would stop auto tuning their jokes.