The Internet Survival Guide
A step-by-step guide on posting an entry in your blog or sending a message when you're being hunted by wolves, your food is all gone, tax collectors have taken all your money, your house blew away in a tornado, your belongings were taken away and sold in an attempt to pay off your vast credit card debt, the only clothes you own in the world are the ones on your back, all your friends have moved to Australia, your TV broke ten years ago, and you no longer have interne
Every Christmas, treasured TV programs show up on the television screen, ready to be watched by children and parents alike who are eager to get into the Christmas spirit with a good, rousing half hour of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
But there is one program about which there has been much controversy, and now, we're afraid, we may have proof that it is in fact a bad influence on kids.
First off, there's the well-known theme song, which as everyone knows, begins with a bit of history
Many admire and enjoy the crisp tastiness of a strip of bacon. Anytime, day or night, with eggs and without, even on a burger or stuffed in a sandwich, bacon is the most satisfying food to be found. All over the world, everyone from emperors to canines celebrate upon receiving a bacon-flavored treat. Mail carriers have been known to attempt smuggling bacon out of their deliveries, and doctors often recommend it for curing sicknesses. It is suspected by scientists that bacon may one day be the mi
I received this heartbreaking email today from a good friend of mine. Please... please assist me in helping this honest man. The sadness of this email rings true, and there is no possible way it can be a scam to steal innocent but gullible people's money. Look! His name is Joe! Have you ever known a Joe to stoop so low as to steal money?
Turakii
That's right, it's the first round robin to ever be hosted in this blog! Are you excited? Are you happy? Are you turning cartwheels? (If not, it's okay, I love you anyways.)
Just some really quick guidelines:
1. You can post anywhere over one sentence, unless the sentence is like this:
Then Tahu walked over and picked up a sock and juggled it until he got like super tired and then Kopaka walked over and said "Oh, hey Tahu" and hit Tahu on the head with a pillow Tahu didn't like that so
Can you believe it!? After all this time, it is finally revealed that Smeag and Makaru are not male, as we supposed, but quite the opposite! Female! And they like pink! =O
How could they fool us like this!? Nobody is going to know what to believe anymore! Next thing we know, something far more horrible could occur --- our darling Tohu could turn out to be Bugs Bunny in disguise!
I can't believe the staff would pull such a prank! Don't they realize what turmoil the members have been throw
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
TRY THIS, it's weird but it works. If you don't believe me try it and it will work. If you don't try it don't read any more of this.
1. Say your name 10x
2. Say your mom's name 5x
3. Say your crush's name 3x
4. Then paste this to 4 random sites and email it to all your friends, if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday!
But if you read this and did not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Frid
I still have too long a life ahead
To get rid of these feelings, right?
I want to try doing over
The things I've left undone
I thought I was running after
Something carried over from my dreams
Yet I'm stumbling into people
On this narrow, winding road
It's not like I want to go back
To the way things were back then
I'm just searching
For the sky I've been losing
Here's hoping you'll understand
Stop making that sad face
As though you were a victim
Sins don't end with tears
Turakii completed the quiz, "What is the name of the man you'll marry?" with the result Scott.
You and Scott are both daring, skillful, bright people. You are amazing athletes and cool. You are meant to be together..
Guys! Help me! I MUST FIND SCOTT! D=
Turakii
Boy: I like you =D
Girl: I like you too =D
Friends: Ew, he has weird clothes
Girl: Bye now
(Five years later)
Boy: *Guitarguitarguitar*
Girl: =O
Friends: We have tickets!
Avril Lavigne: But he's my boyfriend now, IN YOUR FACE!
Turakii
The Inevitable Fishmonger
And
The Inevitable Dalek
Combine to become
~THE INEVITABLES!
The planet is saved!
Turakii
This pointless entry was sponsored by the Bored Turkii Society.
Helloooo! I am the Magical Anime Anti-Boredom Fairy, here to chase all your boredom blues awaaay! *Waves sparkling wand and flashes a smile.*
Summoning Magical Anime Powers! Chaaaarge... first attack ready!
Smiling boredom away! *Bzzzt!*
Didn't work? Don't think that was my most powerful attack...
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... second attack ready and waiting!
Melting boredom with sunset fluffiness! *poof!*
...Wait, that didn't work either? Well, uh
So you walk into the dentist's office, merry and happy and unsuspecting, ready for another day of teeth cleansing. You settle into the comfy chair and smile at him without a care in the world.
And he says, "I'm going to brush some gel on your mouth to make it numb, okay?"
Still blissfully ignorant, you nod and open wide obediently.
And he says, "I'm going to give you some shots, okay? This won't hurt a bit!"
...Shots? You open your mouth cautiously, eyeing him with suspicion.
"Now
So this morning I was laying on the couch, getting over pnuemonia and staring at the ceiling, when my mom walks in with a box and says, "Mail! =D"
And I'm like, "OH M'GOSH A BOX!"
And then I'm like, "OH M'GOSH A HAIRBRUSH!" :happydance:
YAAAY! *jumps up and down and glomps Dalek.*
Turakii
Are you bored? Are you wandering around zombielike, desperate for something, anything, to break the monotonous wall of having nothing to do? Do you enjoy randomness? Here are a few options to chase your boredom blues away! You could... Not press the red button Be a pirate Abduct cows Do the Caramel Dance Watch an onion spin Turn your text backwards Attempt to decipher the strategy of this game Spend time with your best buddy
Turakii
Let's play Guess The Slogan! The one who guesses the most correctly gets a... a... uh... a free emoticon?
Round One
Somewhat blatantly obvious slogans that are currently/recently used Can you hear me now? Good. So easy a caveman can do it Hungry? Grab a ____ America runs on ____ What's in your wallet? Silly rabbit! ___ are for kids! Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that ____ Eat fresh Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ("Cats ask for it by name") It gives y
This entry will be dedicated to as many members as my Veggietales-obsessed mind can think up. You all remember my "little-known member fact of the day"? I'm going to write down as many as possible, some of which you may recognize. If you think up any I missed, feel free to add them!
I have more up!
Still, I can't know every little-known fact. If there's something about yourself or your friends which few members know about, such as your skills in anim8or or the fact that you started a fad,
