Squishyfrog

...Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."

"As if."

"I don't consider myself a pessimist. I consider myself a realist. Although in this world the two are about the same."

"I like trains."

"I used to rule the world..."

"I. AM. NOT. A MORON!"

"I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"

"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of useless information."

"If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck."

"If people did not exist, this world would be an ideal place."

"Nice 'fro." "Thanks, bro."

"The man known as Blumiere died a long time ago..."

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."

"Trifle not with tired tigers."

"Wang, it must sucketh for you! Shna!"

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"When in doubt, C-4."

"Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?"

“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

(rather late) Congratulations on being promoted!

(this is for welcoming me)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR THEJAKE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

;-)