Toru Nui

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I set YOU on fire. My Mask.

DISCLAIMER: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody (but you knew that) BIONICLE is owned by the LEGO Group. Some ELEMENTS will be changed. This is not meant to be an accurate portrayal. We will take no attempt to MASK the fact we are disregarding official canon. Please support the official release. (BUY MOAR LEGO) Prologue: “Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the BIONICLE.” “We’re not exactly friends Vakama, I just work with you. Temporarily.” “What do you mean by that Onewa?” “Whenua, don't ask the idiot questions. Anyway, in the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens. Carrying we, the ones called the Matoran to this paradise." “Carrying us.” “What?” “Carrying US, is the correct expression.” “Who’s telling the story here Nokama?” “Twit-too-woo. Twit-too-woo.” “Great, does anyone understand what Nuju is saying?” “Yes he said: Vakama I love you marry me." “CHIRP?!” “Oh ha ha very funny ho ho very droll. We were separate, and without purpose. So the Great Spirit illuminated us with the three virtues: Unity, Duty and Destiny.” “That sounds more and more corny every time you say it.” “ZZZ… Corn? Where?” “Matau, have you been asleep the whole time?” “Depends, a long is a hole?” “As long as a piece of string, my intellectually challenged friend.” “Matau, with every breathing moment you make me regret my decision NOT to kill you. Anyhoo-“ “Anyhow.” “SHUT UP! Anyhoo-and I will say it anyway I like-we embraced these gifts, and in gratitude we named our island home Mata Nui, after the Great Spirit himself. But our happiness was not to last. For Mata Nui’s brother, the Makuta, was jealous of these honours and betrayed him. Casting a spell over Mata Nui who fell into a deep slumber. The Makuta was free to unleash his shadows. And unleash them he did.” “DUN-DUN-DUN!” “MATAU!” WELCOME TO MATA NUI

IC: Navuru (Medical Facility) The last thing I can remember is walking down the corridor, when all of a sudden, everything starts shaking and crumbling. I don't care what happened (although knowing would be good) all that I know is that I've been buried under rubble for Mata-Nui knows how long, and that I need aspirin. Lots and lots of aspirin. OOC: Open for interaction.

The nukes kill us all. Nice job breaking it, hero. Nobody's Mask.

You are nominated, but your new name is terrible. I wish I had something to wish for.

"Screw the money, I have rules!" Makuta Kojol

Mr. Onaku, what comes after the summer? *Pushes you off a cliff* THE FALL! (Bad pun) Your mask, but you're falling.

IC: Navuru (Onu-Koro) Well that was a tremendous waste of my time. I can't believe they had the gall to call that food. And I refuse to believe I had the gall to swallow it. I walk home, but in my way there seems to be an excess of people coming out of the Ko-Koro tunnel. Odd. Normally the tourist traps don't open until a few months. OOC: Navuru open for interaction. Near Ko-Koro refugees.

IC: Navuru (Primary Holding) THUD! There was noise coming from a remote cell in Primary Holding. "It's a long way to Metru Nui..." THUD! "It's a long way to go..." THUD! "It's a long way to Metru Nui..." THUD! "To the greatest place I know..." THUD!

Is Roger Moore in a suit. Suits...

Granted, but like professional wrestling, it's completely fake. I wish for professional wrestling to not be fake.

So much for you. My Mask.

"If I'm a spider, how come I only have SIX legs?" Kopaka

I hit you over the head with a fish. My Mask.

I'd decapitate you with my samurai sword. WWYDI the Grim Reaper stopped by your house for tea?

Normal doesn't exist. I wish for something to wish for.

Is an alien. Tommy Wiseau is...

I'm actually three people.

"Mutran, whatever happened to that sentient rock you left on Xia?" Mutran

I walk up to you, slap you in the face, take the Mask and push you off a cliff into a lake of lava. My Mask and Miraculously-Restored Eyesight.

I gave you a bagel in the Corrupt-A-Wish game. It was a poisoned bagel, so you'd die. WWYDI you learned the secrets of the universe?

Are the results of tampering with the genetic code of antelopes. That fly. Evil is...

Stanley then fell through a hole in the ground, and met the Narrators. As in us.

Don't be absurd. I AM THE ILLUMINATI. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU TWO.