evil_jaga_genius

No, really, it's simple! You just line up the arrow, pull back the string and--DAGNABBIT RIGHT IN THE FOOT

Out comes a scoreboard that uses ampersands for tally marks. In goes an Akilini field.

Out comes the fourth wall. In goes said wall.

"That's no moon... that's a space station!" Meanwhile, I fire up the Death Star and incinirate both of you. My mask.

Out comes socks. In goes a poodle.

Out comes Thok. In goes Boom Box Bubba, the most notorious criminal of the Matoran Universe, who straps his victims to a chair and forces them to listen to the Piraka Rap. 389 times in a row.

*HEADCANON SIRENS BLARING* Okay, in my thinking, Matoran are generally not associated with any element. But depending on their environment (and their personality), they take on the element of their surroundings. So if a Normal Matoran stayed near a volcano for long enough, they would take on the colors and characteristics of Fire and become a Ta-Matoran. Matoran who spent their times at high altitudes become Le-Matoran, staying near water creates a Ga-Matoran, etc, etc. Once a Matoran becomes a Toa, though, the element becomes permanent. A Toa of Water cannot shift into a Toa of Stone. Why are the Ga-Matoran all female, then? My theory is when the Matoran woke up from the Matoran Pods, most of the female Matoran went with the only female Turaga (Nokama) to Ga-Koro, and took on water elements. So really, there are no gender-specific elements, but equal numbers of male and female Matoran, who take on whatever element is present around them. Dumb answer but that's my idea... EDIT: Correcting my first misspelling on this website. Go me =P

I throw you into a triangular black hole, generated by the Illuminati specifically for time travel. My mask.

It looks like Gali is shocked about something... first time seeing a skull spider, perhaps?

OF COURSE HE'S NOT DEAD! GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!

In related news, somebody has actually made a version of Wolfenstein 3D with minifigures. http://www.indiedb.com/games/lego-wolf3d Yeah, Dimensions would really work better with a first-person view, to get all the portaling action... If they do something ridiculous like make the portal gun act like a normal gun I'm going to slap someone in Denmark silly. All I can say about that Portal set is 1) they'd better make a PC Dimensions port and 2) do more sets. Seriously. Think how Atlas and P-Body would look as CCBS figures. Or make sets based on test chambers filled with technic goodies, launching cubes around and knocking down turrets... DO IT NAO.

Said Matoran holds a surprise party for you getting the mask, and you pass out from shock. Luckily for the partygoers, I manage to keep everyone calm and we all have a good time. Except for you, who wakes up to find confetti all over your house and an invoice for Jaga's Party Services, Inc., with the mask as payment. My mask.

I've been thinking about the Spybots and what their attacks would be if they made it in the game. I'm thinking they would use versions of the programs from The Nightfall Incident. For example: Technojaw (Green): Deploys a Slingshot which fires weak, long-range shots at foes. Shadowstrike (Purple): Sets out an army of four speedy Mandelbugs. Snaptrax (Red): Launches the slow but powerful Warden. Gigamesh (Blue): Uses 'meta' attacks to change the stats of other characters. I'm not sure whether Turbo (add speed), Data Doctor (restores health), or Clog (slows down) would fit this one best. Whaddya think?

All I see is a Game.exe file and no .app files, so I assume not... sorry

I use my Skyblaster to promptly blast the sky, causing it to fall. On your head. My mask.

Huh. I'll have to try this... the only other RPG Maker game I've played was Flow of the River, and that was quite good. (I still think I can do better... one of these days) I will say from the screenshots it looks nice, especially the Nuurahk. Those suckers look downright dangerous.

If Swimmy had his way it'd probably be too much lead instead...

Where could I find the original fanfic? Because as you said I don't want it spoiled =P

They really should make a PC port of this. I wonder why they wouldn't. You know... now that they've made a Portal turret... they could make a 'battle pack' sort of thing full of turrets and cubes and test chamber obstacles. Or maybe even make an app or something that would take a model or LDD file and convert it into a test chamber to play in. I'm getting waaaaay too hyper for this thing...

WHAT THE PORTAL 2?! "This was a triumph... I'm making a note here: Huge Sucess..."

If I may blow a hole in your theory: Isn't that Hau an infected Hau? Or is it just rusted and stuff because of age? (Does protodermis even rust at all?) I just thought it was an infected Hau, because Makuta had taken over the island and all that. Yeah, what he said... kinda. So why would they use an infected Hau and not, say, a normal grey one?

I force you into a teletubby suit. You die of humiliation. My mask.

Out comes beans, beans, the magic fruit, the more you eat, the more you... ALRIGHT, MOVING ON... In goes a fart gun.

Heheh, yeah, I probably should have made that a little clearer with the filenames... =P I did see your response, but I wanted to read the book first before I made any comments. I haven't forgotten about it.

I wonder if our dear Mafia goldfish was behind the whole business with the iguanas... wait. Mafia. Does this mean the Potoo is going to wreak havoc in the near vicinity?