Blue Fire

Don't lick the cheese off your fingers. Lick your fingers off the cheese.

I'm amazed you even didn't gouge your eyes out and surgically remove that part of your brain, like me has after watching it.

Ow.

Except the fact our nuclear weapons, with the same strength as Russia, can likely wipe out half the country.

 

~AA

I heard on the radio the other day that the US has 5,600 nuclear warheads, and Russia has 14,000.

 

When the US and Russia signed the disarmament agreement many, many years ago, we dismantled a huge portion of our nuclear weapons, but Russia just built more.

 

Argy

Well I think we lost the Stupid Test.

 

~AA

Wait, you can win a stupid test?

Make your slogan "You'll have no rights "

Trust me, It'll work. That's how I won Student Council.

I sleep from 2 to twelve.

 

Your computations make sense. Therefore, your argument does not.

I slept from 2 AM to 6 PM.

I win.

What type of puppy is it? Beagle, Pug, Puggle, Great Dane, Greyhound, swearinhound, Black Lab, Golden Retriever, *names every species of dog*

Yayzors fore puppies!1!!!!!7!one!

Stick to foods that begin with vowels. They're Healthier, Like Oranges, eggs, Oreos, etc...

Classic Rock Owns ALL!

Heath Ledger because (from what I saw in the commercials) he made the Joker look like a Master of being a psycopath. That, and he may shoot down more than one henchmen in Dark Knight

Mustafar because it was the greatest place for a battle scene.

As for the Xbox 360, get the following, and you sure as karzahni won't be dissappointed:

Halo 3

Gears of War

GTA IV

BioShock

Bully: Scholarship Edition

So? Like facts are better. They are meaningless. They can be used to prove anything. Like 2+2=Burgles!

Yeah. It's not getting better. By next year, someone predicted that gas would hit $7.00 a gallon.

Why can't we go back to the 90s, where gas was 99 cents a gallon?

This entry is heresey!

Support the Ponies Movement!

Let me get this straight, over a few weeks ago, you were promoted, recieved a 100% pin, and recieved a pay raise, only to have those taken away?

I think Wal*Mart hates hard workers, who actually do their job, instead of goofing off, like some people at certain Wal*Marts that I know.

"Elvis isn't dead, he just went home."

I have this gut feeling that Tufi (A.K.A. Catrina) had something to do with this.

I nominate _*Insert Moderator's name who did this, I suspect* Tufi_ for greatest prankster of BZP!

A few years ago, people said FPS+Console=Fail. Now we can't get enough.

A besides, if they can make a In-Game Computer in GTA IV, why can they not be able to do it? It's just like using a cursor, press and hold A for a second, drag a box and select the ammount of troops you want, then select an action.

It'll be very interesting to see how buildings will be built (I've been out of touch with Age of Empires for a While.)

I voted for you.

As far as I can see, you're in 3rd. Omi is in 2nd, and Black Six is in First.

You're going to make it.

Canz I haz membership?

I want to join. I'm all for this type of peace.

Yay for Extermination!

Yoink

*waits for government to storm house*

Bones knows too much, evac now! Postpone until next week!

And besides, the reason why the Government would test around areas where it is likely to be seen is because people would tell others, it would be too incredible to belive, and denounced as insane. Less suspicion that way. Or is that what they want you to belive?

*Makes alluminum hat*

Tufi, that was you who did that?! I thought Smeag was following the fad.

I hereby Nominate Tufi to recieve the Ultimate Prank Award!

When it comes to snow, a dogsled is faster than a car.

But seriously dude, you got allot of dedication to go through that snow to see Meaghan.

I've been to the great New York City... In video games . You planning to go to Brooklyn, The Bronx, or Little Italy?

Huh, NASDAQ... Wasn't Master Chief and Bill Gates in front of that building before Halo 3 came out?

Starbucks! Those places pop up every where.

*House turns into a Starbucks*

See what I mean?

That T-Rex encounter part is so true. If you stand still, It makes you an easier dinner, or breakfeast, or lunch.

I think I saw someone with that banner. Scary Poster. Looks like a good movie.

You lucky, lucky... Senior Staff.

Seems to me that the cop thought it was a street race and he wanted to cheat. The cop may have been lazy too. I mean, would you want to take five minutes to write a ticket, check a liscense, and all the rest of that? Still... no excuse for not writing a ticket.

If I hated you, then I wouldn't be writting here saying

I don't hate you!