-Bionicleman-

Spirit actually came up with Krakalax (as a reference to Teridax), but I changed it to Krakalin to sound like "crackin'" as a joke. Surprisingly, people took the name seriously.

Can you elaborate on what those glitches are? The only one I've noticed is that sometimes the background logo on the tab pages may only display as half the logo.

So, you're saying, for example, that I should maybe not wear my Megadeth shirt in public because someone might see it and think I'm a satanist or part of a cult, and be uncomfortable around me, for liking a metal band?

 

'Cause that's what it sounds like. And sorry, but if someone's uncomfortable or imposes misconceptions on me based on a band/image they know nothing about, or the colour of my shirt, then I don't want to make them happy or comfortable.

Slippery slope alert.

4. Change your name to Pinkie Pie

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bronying aside, I'd do 1 or 3, partially depending on whether ET is too short or not.

If the exact timing of that date doesn't work with BrickFair timing, we could change the time so that it could be at 3 or something. Just a thought.

Did you try switching it on and off? (old joke is old)

Oh no, the zombies got Cholie!

Quick everyone, get your crowbar!

And here's the same scene on my fancy schmancy desktop

I prefer to call it constructive criticism.

Half-Life 2 > Everything

Portal 2 disagrees

yes, all of you should follow her example

Aye, thar be better speakin' ways than others. Some be treasure, 'n some be deservin' the plank!

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

Though I am not a female, I do find offense in telling girls it's okay to have abusive boyfriends. We nice guys have enough trouble as it is.

Also, your writing style sucks. I couldn't make it through the first page of your book.

Sincerely,

BIONICLEMAN

Lol spi

 

Also yeah I took that photo ages ago just for lulz.

 

Those are not my barbies. They're my sister's.

Uh huh. Sure.

I'm pretty sure I'm Bionicleman. Just sayin...

Vezon, because he actually isn't insane. He just talks a lot.

Meanwhile, admitting insanity is half the battle. I'm proud of you.

Sense.

Your reaction to a simple image makes none.

Hot flakes 01? That's just silly.

If it's so secret, why are you telling us?

Wrong sport. Try again.

It's an interesting idea, as communicating orally is generally considered to be a natural, biological process for humans, while written communication is a human invention. In other words, if we advance like you say, we could actually be getting closer to what would be considered "natural" for humans.

That being said though, I'm not sure this advancement will happen any time soon, as humans have relied on written language for so long. But we'll just have to see (assuming it would happen in our lifetime of course).

Though I haven't seen/played/read/listened to your favorite movies/TV shows/musicians/video games and consoles/books/etc, I still say they are terrible because of what I've heard from people I don't even know on the internet.

SO THERE.

Very well done. 10 points to Gryffindor!

Although, the point system is fun cause you get an excuse to bully the meanies who break rules. I always wanted to do that as a kid.

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!"

I think that about sums it up.

Thank you thank you.

But really, sexy dark blue? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Anyways, if you want an explanation for why that is terrible writing, read on.

First of all, even if the only writing class you've taken was in fifth grade, you know that having each sentence structured "subject-verb" is a bad thing. Unfortunately, all of these are subject-verb sentences, which makes reading it very stunted. Second, this paragraph describes a whole lot about Bella's current situation, but in the end these descriptions are really unnecessary. Do we really care what the exact temperature of Phoenix is, the material of her shirt, or her cary-on item? I haven't read much past this, but something tells me these details aren't very important later. I do think descriptions are important, as they put you in the situation. However, to describe every minute detail pretty much pushes people away from the story, not attracts that to it. Unless, of course, you're the target audience of this book, female teenagers who need to know everything about what a person is wearing.

As for why I spend this much time analyzing a paragraph of Twilight? Well, I consider half of my life's mission to destroy the popularity of Twilight, not only because I think the writing isn't very good, but because of the message it sends to girls. The other half? Sitting down and watching TV with a piece of pizza. Actually, that sounds like a good idea now that I think about it...

*calls Papa John's*