Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Haaaaaaaaappy birthday! 8D Turakii

But what about the relish? =( Turakii

Woah... I wish my schoolwork had such awesome results. O_O Turakii

Your categories picture is aaaaawesome. <3 ... On a note that's actually related to the entry... My favorite is Gresh. That's exactly how I imagine he would look as a human. All young and guyish and... I can't explain it. He just has that indescribable green Toa look. Also, I have to say that I love Tarix's hair texture. 8D Turakii

That's why you should carry a chainsaw everywhere you go, kids! Turakii

"It suggests that the planet tries to care for us as a mother would... and that nature can carry parental authority." I never looked at it like that before... and I'm not comfortable with the thought of a big rock I live on being a third parent. That's like being babysat by the kitchen floor. O_O Turakii

It's Assassin's Creed with the face of Creed from The Office (which I've never watched, but I know the guy from Dokuma's banner fad). =P Turakii

First give me some. >=( Turakii

OMGOSH! Turakii P.S. Much credit for idea goes to Laughin'Man and Avohkah Tamer, because they're that special. =D

And I was so impressed with myself for walking to the kitchen and not even being short of breath... ;.; Turakii

Your epic fail wins epic points for being so epicish. Turakii

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I stand here today to give you my testimony as to how Bionicle truly improved my life. *Insert chirping crickets here.* ... *Coughs, looks around nervously, and unrolls long speech.* Before the day when I came upon the toy that changed my life, I was a lonely, sad little person. I spent many of my days staring blankly out the window trying to telepathically communicate with clouds. The future spread ahead as a long, dark, foggy tunnel, with not even a train for company. And then, one Christmas morning, my brother unwrapped my figurative lifetime apocalypse -- Toa Tahu. His shimmering armor, his mask that smiled so understandingly, his flaming sword (magnificent although technically not capable of burning without bringing about its own demise)... I knew at once that what I'd awaited all my nine years had come. Afterwards, life moved far more swiftly. Tahu's fellow Toa soon came, followed by the Rahi, in turn followed by the Bohrok and the Bohrok Kal and the Toa Nuva and the Rahkshi. I found myself surrounded by a sea of loving plastic friends. My days were complete! Whenever I needed a hug, they were there! Whenever I wanted a tea party, they were there! We danced merrily through the fields of flowers, hand in claw, singing opera at the top of our joyful lungs! And then, in 2003, the finale. What gave me the last experience points necessary to evolve into a Level 99 Bionicle Fan For Life. Bionicle: Mask of Light. The movie. My love grew into an obsession, and I longed desperately to join the life-sized Bionicle characters in their Bionicley world. Sadly, as little as I hated to admit it, it only truly existed in the minds of some Lego employees in Sweden, and most people don't much appreciate having their minds infiltrated by rabid fans. On the plus side, through mere chance and the guidance of Tahu, I found the next best thing... BZPower! A site overflowing with others who adored their Bionicles as much as I! I was ecstatic! Amazed! Beyond mere joy! In a fit of wonder and happiness, I became a member, and was thus whirled into a merry-go-round of--- *Stops suddenly as she reaches the bottom of the paper.* *Turns it over.* *Flips it back.* I could have sworn I wrote more... Huh. Anyways, I met some friendy-people and then I met some more friendy-people and then I met my boyfriend, and... and... and then... Tahu bless us, every one! =D *Dashes away sheepishly.* Turakii

Oh, Great and Mighty EmperorWhenua! We gather here today to show you gratitude for all you have bestowed upon the human race! To our dismay, being only mere mortals, we can only manage to give you the tiniest fraction of thanks that you so richly deserve, but we beg you to show understanding and accept what little we can offer. We thank you repeatedly for being so generous as to share you presence with us mortals! The moment you came into our insignificant world, we rejoiced worldwide and spent two weeks in joyful celebration, which continues evermore in our hearts! Even had you only decided to share with us only your thumb or big toe, that alone would have satisfied us, and our EmperorWhenua adoration would still have never been enough! Please, we beg you, continue to bless us with your mighty Whenua of Emperorishness. Signed, Your Thankful Yet Humble Fellow Beings

I was depressed about Bionicle ending, but reading about your sinuses brightened my whole day! Turakii

*Runs away sobbing hysterically, hugging all her Bionicle sets tightly.* Turakii

It's ending everything my life revolved around! My dreams, my ambitions, my purpose! Everything I so carefully assembled, with the same loving thoughtfulness I used whilst building my beloved Hydraxon and Kikanalo -- gone! All I wanted was to be a good little Bionicle fan, and how do they show their appreciation for their fans? How? HOW!? By taking away everything that matters to them! By, with one email, shattering their very being into a thousand little Technic pieces! We trusted you, Lego... and this is how you repay us. By taking the very Bionicle-adoring hearts we offered you and smushing them into plastic pulp. Turakii P.S. Okay, maybe I still have a few hopes and dreams left. But still, this stinks. D= I wish it were April Fools...

But what if it's just a friendly alien who needs a hug? =( Turakii

You just made my day too. That was awesome. XD Turakii