A blind man. (11:52:59 PM) Josh: o i c (11:53:16 PM) Me: said an blind man (11:53:41 PM) Josh: as he flipped his pancake (11:53:50 PM) Me: with a waffle iron (11:54:08 PM) Josh: attempting to make breakfast for his only son (11:54:20 PM) Me: Who was 67 years old (11:54:51 PM) Josh: however his elderly-ness made it so he could only enjoy toast (11:55:12 PM) Me: if, and only if, each slice was cut into 4 equilateral triangles (11:55:59 PM) Josh: unless the hypotenuse is the square root of the sum of the sides (11:56:20 PM) Me: but unfortunately today is a sunday so (11:56:36 PM) Josh: he had to go to his cousin's daughters baptism (11:56:53 PM) Me: and hardcore dance in the holy water (11:57:29 PM) Josh: but it just so happened that his great uncle was a demon (11:57:41 PM) Me: COVERED IN JALAPENO SAUCE (11:57:48 PM) Josh: and mute (11:58:00 PM) Me: like my television set (11:58:31 PM) Josh: and so, there he collapsed, for he had no sufficient breakfast (11:58:46 PM) Me: and died. the end, etc Wittiness, cleverness, etc. |-|\/|