What about Fawful?
Yeah, Fawful should take first. In fact there should be an International Fawful Day.
Where we all talk like Fawful.
You shall face the wrath of my grapes, if you you do not talk as Fawful! The not talking as Fawful shall lead you to your doom, like the puny ant you are. The puny ant of resistance who shall easily be crushed by Fawful's great greatness! And all ants are suger obessed, so you shall suck the sugar, leading you into my trap. The trap of sugar made out of your own incompetence, like a web of traps and sugar! And why should you talk like Fawful? That is why! I will have fury if you do not talk like Fawful, so much fury you will cause me to in act by greatest plan, the plan of sugar and traps!
And on and on and on... Or something like that.