Bloody Nine

What if I... called myself a girl... But STAYED A MAN.

derp walked right into that apparently see, this is why I need BACKERS for my epic EXPEDITION.

EFG being? Rants, easy enough. On the uselessness of _______, away we go! gah, no anime here pessimism... why not

10-7-2010 0035 Indeed, whilst writing about the meaning of human lives for my intro to philosophy class, I was faced with a simple but ineffable fact: what was the meaning? I puzzled over this inscrutable mystery for all of five minutes, before leaving it to master Taylor to solve it by himself as I moved on to more important matters. A mid-mid-mid life crisis. Indeed, what have I done? 'Twixt studying for science-y lectures one minute and puzzling over Lamb's Collectivist ideologies and Ryan's Objectivism the next, I had an epiphany: nothing. That epiphany was followed by an actually useful inspiration. I will do what no man has ever done before. I will plunge into the depths of madness, walk the thin line... gaze into the abyss' smoldering eyes... And come back. I will seek out the origin of memes. And then, what then...? Will I slay the beast? Will I return, a humbled sage, wiser for the Hero's Ordeal? Who knows. Until then, what shall I pack? Here is all I have so far. Adventurer's necessity #1 A box of scraps Never leave home without it

okay now that's just cold

BUt such a deed requires street cred of the likes that I do not have! Bah, I did it first 1. 2. Two in favor! 3. 4. Then I shall wait for inspiration from the heavens! 5. 6. Yes? 7. I'm asking for interesting ideas for a faux-blog on a website. What do you think? ALL IS ONE IN DARKSEID!

you can have your reegar I'll take GARrus

What must I do to get people to read my blog? This is an utterly puzzling dilemma! What things are available to me? Subliminal messaging? Accepting editorials? Liveblogging my videogame collection? The long route involving genuinely interesting articles? Telling people to read this blog? Outdated meme pics? Telling you about stuff that happens in my LIFE? WHAT IS THE ANSWER

also, bullet time without the screwy colors.

This... or technically this.

The recesses of villainy and tomfoolery allegedly lurking on the edges of sanity. We have dismissed that claim.

will it? Must it be?

SO... *Ponders* Ah. Obviously, it will entail CONTESTS! And... That sort of stuff.

Oh, so it's going to be like a play-by-post game with only one character thing.

SHOCK ABOUNDS

>RPG judge >COT Leader >COT RPG leader >???

either do one at the beginning and the end, or do them first, successively - the requirements scale to your level, I think.

Get lair Or be lame your choice

Play ME2. Get Lair of the Shadow Broker. Love DLC.

And even then, US gets them in March, not December.

If someone feels insulted because some guy insults their hobby, then that's stupid?

Knights in the Nightmare

How funny. COntest 19, entry 19

Ok, I'll do it.