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I have atleast 5 different blueprints, plans and lists for stuff for the zombie apocalypse. No, I'm serious. If my scanner worked, I'd scan my electrified machete blueprints for you and post them here. Also, I size up more trucks for zombie apocalypses. I've had my eye on this guy's garbage truck a few blocks down.

Zombie Surivival guide, New Moon, and Everyone Poops. That would yield interesting results, to say the least.

The secret to build a good undersnow base is to borrow a way through with a hose, cuz the water will melt the snow and then refreeze in a few minutes, making it sturdier.

Lawl. Swenty-Six inches of snow get. Having to shovel through a six-foot tall snowdrift to make an entrance to the barn get (sadly). Also, do me a favor and ask for a mic for Christmas, K?

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*Isn't that jealous, hasn't played ODST yet.*

Industrial-Strength Chainsaws FTW.

Snowblowers FTW.

Long Island is supposedly getting 12-15 inches today. =D

Breaking a combo that I started FTW.

Takuma is a pretty cool guy. Eh made comics and had blag but was pretty B) and doesn't afraid of anything.

I agree. But anyway, might wanna edit it down before the flamers or mods arrives.

Don't have much interest in either. Eyelander looks interesting, though.

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Long Island FTW.

It was obviously a resonance cascade. Soon Synths and Combine Soliders will be everywhere killing people. =D

SPAH SAPPIN THAT DEMO UPDATE

Better be solider. Also, if I dont get a new comp for Christmas I will die.

As in, you can't feel anything like pain and stuff? In that case, take advantage of this time to hone your bullfighting skills.

Seriously, I'm starting to think the people making the topics about the series are just major trolls waiting for the flame to break out. But, here's a message to those of you who are actually SERIOUS about making those topics, remember, the Twilight demographic doesn't exist in large bundles here. The Twilight hatedom (which is most of the internet) does though. If you want to talk about the series, this is NOT the place to do it. Go to a Twilight "fansite", (I put this in quotes because really, the whole site could be infested with the itnernet Twilight hatedom by now) Your official topic here in CoT will just be engulfed in flames, and the firefighter known as B6 will have to come and put them out. He's tired of doing that. It's like a building that keeps burning down, getting rebuilt, and burning down again. Eventually the firefighters will get tired and forbid you from constructing that building again. Twilight has one of the biggest hatedoms in existence right now, don't stoke the fires.

D= My uncle lives in Russia. Also, how did they fit 101 people in a nightclub?

Maybe when Tahu was on Mata-Nui, he was high and accidentally replaced "Explosions" with "Faith". Also, I hat how they made Pohatu all angry and stuff. I miss back in the day when Pohatu was this brown guy with oversized shoes and was all like "Yo mon, lets play some soccer with boulders".