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...and brotha grows, and grass flies, and birds hurt people and brotha, i -CENSORED- grass and if you were from, where i was from, then you'd be -CENSORED- birds, and fatty flies, and demoman be -CENSORED- dead!

(Beaver) dam right it is

If im anything, im a scout. But eh solider is acceptable. I also make a pretty good huntmans sniper. BUT my FRACKING TF2 IS BUGGED.

what, hazton, is that image the image that you get from it? In that case... its definitly a teaser of sorts for Portal 2 or ep3 (Maybe both? Perhaps they tie in..) Also, two look like new gladoses (sp?), one looks like maybe a combine mech (perhaps to be used by stalkers?), and the only other identifyable one is the big one in the right corner, which may be a combine wall. EDIT: wait, i think i see a portal gun on the left hand on the left mech...

u borke the bb coed cool story bro B) tell him he needs hair like mine what is this hair you spek of

in before disturbed references.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>Text KGB and ask "What is in this room im about to enter?

>Ask the purple suited man "HAY ARE U GMAN ARE YOU GRODONS BROTHER WHY ARE YOU HERE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" and make some outlandish theory about him.

>Grab some crazy glue and fix your ankle.

Herd two of every car on earth onto a boat and beat the ###### out of every single one of them.

+9001

Oh lord, don't tempt them... Great. The next twilight book is gonna have that Frankenstein is Jacobs uncle and Bellas mom is a mummy and The creature from the black lagoon will be a vampire. And then they'll be werepeople who transform into whales on stilts.

I don't care, how much I pay! (Too much, magic bus) Imma drive that bus to the moon some day! (Too much, magic bus) Aagh its too stuck. But atleast its actully a good song. I had some lady Gaga song stuck yesterday. I wanted to cry.

Are you deaf? I said, would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy?

Rumblers = F E R K Y E A H

Next name needs to be "I messed this up, too!" Or "[/emo]I RUIN EVERYTHING[emo]

I really didn't see the point for having The Who at the half-time show. I mean, half the band is dead, Daletry is deaf, and Townshend is basically the only in-tact person there. Also, the bassist was scaring me.

Exploding shotgun rounds FTW.

NEXT ISSUE: SAXTON TEACHES HIS GIRL SCOUT TROOP A VERY VALUABLE LESSON: BEARS ARE FLAMMABLE!

X A G G O T S !

0_o Also, Cleverbot is a she.

Are parasite-infested zombie okay?

I told him to go talk to Cleverbot over steam, so technically, you can thank me for this bit of awesome.

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