tent163phantoka

He was Black Six's predecessor. *raises glass of Grape juice* True story. A toast to our senior retired admin!

BIONICLE is full of great insults used by various characters. Which ones do you think are the best? here are my top 2: -Kharzhani plant to Onewa -Pohatu to Kopaka.what are your faves?

Today is Poutwuw Toa of Diversity's 16th birthday! wish him a good one!

How long does it take for news sent in to BZP to be recieved? I just sent in 2 different pieces of news today.

Well, he visited my profile about a month ago.Hmmm...we need to find him.

Krave cereal.

trains

I prefer: Football-Dallas Cowboys Hockey-Dallas Stars Basketball-Dallas Mavericks Baseball-St. Louis Cardinals(local team), Texas Rangers (home team)

Today is Dimensioneer's birthday. Now, he hasn't come on the forums in quite some time. Where do you suppose he's been? I'm very sorry if this breaks any rules. Even when he was active, I've been told seeing him post was like having a bomb dropped. I personally think he's always watching us, but signed in as invisible. Maybe he'll post here. What has become of our site's founder?

Happy birthday, O Great Elusive One! May you return and post soon!

thank you! I self-voted.

*sees Pokemon Yellow's position*

We have a new critic: The BIONICLE Hero! Please welcome him with me!

This guy.

with all due respect, sir, you did quit.

It is indeed an epic. I apologized because I felt it was proper. no less. I used my own name as a reference to the fact that I'm the one "Broadcasting" this across BZP.

I found a plus-rod connector in my hair. I have dandruff.

Epic:The Spherus Magna Summer OlympicsReview: Clicky here # of Chapters: 1if intro counts

Now that I have an epic with more substance to its idea, I can't get bored. Especially since i have to come up with events, since it's like the Olympics. (And a tribute to an epic on the old forums.)

The StoryThe story it's an homage to.(WARNING:ARCHIVE LINK.) With Apologies to the White lady, Isreali Toa, and Jedi Gali.

This is a tribute to an epic on the old forums called the Mata Nui Olympics. (WARNING: This is a link to the archives. as such, please note this link will result in logout on clicking.)Enjoy the story!IntroductionWith apologies To The White Lady, Isreali Toa, and Jedi Gali. Vakama sighed. It had been a long time since Makuta had been defeated for good. Now, there were games about be broadcast all over Spherus Magna soon. Nuparu had invented a device that allowed this to happen. Now, Vakama and the other Turaga listened to Nuparu explain this invention, but they had trouble understanding it. However, they supported it. Why? Because among the few things they and everyone else on Spherus Magna did understand was Nuparu, as an engineer, knew what the Karzahni he was doing. Onewa called these games the Olympics, although not even Onewa himself knew where in the freezing blazes he got the idea from and readily admitted it."Is everything okay, sir?" the broadcast booth attendant asked Vakama. "No, Roger, I'm fine. I would say I'm getting too old for this, but I've been around thousands of years longer than this technology," Vakama joked. He had a feeling there was a universe where he had done this before. The first event was an Approximately 80.2 kio dash. Roger the broadcasitng booth attendant counted down. "We're on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, we're on," he said. Vakama smiled and said," Welcome to the first anual Spherus Magna Summer Olympics!" He and the other Turaga then introduced themselves. And thus began the games.Review Topic.

Welcome to The Camp Story Farm! this is a collection of my stories that I can honestly say I update. And Short StoriesComediesUniversity of North Spherus MagnaShort Storiescoming soonEpicsThe Spherus Magna Summer Olympics its reviewContest entriesThe Tale of The Three ToaPoemsmy 900 post special

- Your story title and URL:The Tale Of The Three Toa- Your screen name:tent163phantoka- The book you based your comedy on, or, a link to the epic or short story you based it on:The Tale of The Three Brothers

This is my LSO entry for the Comedies event. Enjoy.*three Toa of Stone (Harry,Ron, and Hermione) are walking home, but come across a watery revine with a blue, furry, singing monster.*Monster:*singing* F is for foood, that's good enough for me. Everything is food, that's okay with me.*More of the creatures show up and join in.*Harry:This is very disturbing.Ron and Hermione: indeed.*the three combine thier powers and build a bridge, only for a Shadowy figure in a black hoodie to appear.*Shadowy figure: Hi, I'm death. Now, normally I'd be angry at someone who built a bridge across the Ravine of Singing Monsters Who Will Eat Anything (or ROSMWWEA), because I often get company through it. You, though, have proven worthy of gifts.*Turns to the arrogant Harry, who is the oldest*Death: What would you like, young man?Harry: A sword that can't be beat.*Death pulls a sword out and hands it to Harry,who goes to a nearby motel.Death then turns to the even more arrogant Hermione*Death:And you, sir? Hermione:A cool car.*Death reluctantly reaches into his pocket and manages to pull out a 1967 Pontiac Firebird, then hands Hermione the keys.**as Hermione gets in the sweet ride*Death:And you, Ron?Ron:I'd like something that will help prolong our next meeting.*Death hands Ron an Invisibility Hoodie, which is put on just after Ron crosses the bridge and goes into the same Motel Harry did.*Death: Back to the-*Hemione tries to drive across the bridge, which collapses under the awesomeness of the Firebird, which floats away, never to be seen again, unlike its new owner, who goes in the opposite direction and falls down a waterfall, which is being crossed by a Matoran by tightrope.*Death:*Facepalms*Narrator:That night, a greedy Motel Staff member came into Harry's room, stole the sword,and put Harry to death by forcing him to watch the Music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You up while eating ice cream. DO NOT ATTEMPT. RESULTS NOT TYPICAL. Now, for many years,Death tried to track down Ron, who then met up with Death, and beat him in arm wrestling, thus winning Immortality. How do I know this? I am Ron! We hope you enjoyed the story.Please post!

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