Artemis Centauri Fowl II
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MIXATR!!! *Takes out shotgun* Hurry up and REPLZ!!!!!!!!11 *Fires*
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It's Sarah Palin! NO!!!!!! *Pulls out shotgun* McCain will NEVUH win!!!!1!h!!! *Fires everywhere*
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... Krika,,, isn't feeling well? Or is he in love... *Shudder* With Gorast? *Shudder* .. Or worse.... *insert Ominous music here*
GALI!!!!!!!! *Insert Girly scream here*
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YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
YOU ARE AWESOME!
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Don't listen to them, master. You will send Batman to an ice old grave before that masked freak can lay a glove on you. FREEEEEEEEEEZEEEE!
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Ah-ah-ah. Didn't say that. I said I faded away into the sand. I never said I was IN the sand. I was actually in Las Vegas! *Wins a poker game* Yes! *Teleports back to the beachside, and p'wns Vencago* Booyah! *Teleports back to Las Vegas*
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Ah-ah-ah! I never said I turned INTO the sand.
*Steps out of the shadows* I am un-kill-able. Not that I can say the same for you. *Slices head off with arabian dagger*
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*Telekinetically crushes Vencago's windpipe, then locks him in the time stream, closing it forever* You fool. Nothing can stoopeth mein. You are utterly useless Vencago. Make your death quiet. *Fades into the sand*
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*Laughs manically*
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
AHHAH!!!!!
*Skewers Lord Vencago, then kills him*
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??? You can't what? *Kills you again* Sheesh. *Chucks your dead-dead body into a busy road full of trucks and hummers*
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... *Dodges, and watches as the blood seeps out of you while I pull my blade out ogf your head* Uhhuh? Feel like dieng yet? No, huh? *Pushes you into busy road, along with Syel* Success. *Pulls out walkie talkie* Master... Corey will be there sooooon. *Walks away, as the road blows up*