Steal the Mask 2

[reptile3607]

Haha, I use my lack of a true body to posses a handy spaceship, pick up drahkmanka, and shoot you into tiny bits, Force drahkmanka to take the mask, and retreat to my secret lair! Oh, and I also Posses drahkmanka's body. Again.

 

My mask.

[Drakmanka]

Darn, I hate being possessed. This is just like last week when I pressed the wrong button in the elevator and then I wound up enslaved by Makuta. That poor island...

 

Anyway. Since it's my body being used to control the possession of the mask, that makes it simultaneously my mask too.

 

My/our mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I incinerate both of you with my laser vision and take the Mask. I then get in my spaceship and fly off into space. Then I go into the giant red storm on Jupiter. BECAUSE I CAN!

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I blow up Jupiter and you along with it.

 

My mask.

[Drakmanka]

I guess since I've now been incinerated and resurrected, I'm no longer possessed. Okay!

I use a Magic School Bus to repair Jupiter. Kopaka's kool kompanion gets sucked into it's immense gravitational pull and is crushed.

The mask, of course, is indestructible, and using the Bus' magical abilities, I fly down and retrieve it.

 

My Mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I go on a field trip with Ms. Frizzle in her Magic School Bus, never mind I'm not a grade schooler, and I retrieve the mask from you and fly back to earth. I then get out of the bus and dance around while hooting like a howler monkey.

My Mask!

[Some Random Phrase]

I dash up to you, beat you up, and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I break your spine in half using an extremely accurate punch to an extremely small and specific area of it.

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I use your spine to break you in half. Fairly simple, actually. *SNAP!*

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pull a Bane and break your back over my knee. I then throw you into a bottomless pit.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I kick him out of the bottomless pit at full force. He hits you, killing you instantly, and as you fall to the ground, the mask falls from your hands and into the bottomless pit, straight into my hands.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Unbeknownst to you, that pit was the mouth of a Sandworm. Luckily for you, you had escaped the mouth before it closed, dropping the mask into its maw. It spits out the mask onto the sand, and I just happen to walk by and take the mask.

My Mask!

[Drakmanka]

Don't you know that's not a sandworm, it's an ALASKAN BULL WORM!

So, in the time-honored traditions of bull worm fighting, I take the Mask and PUSH it somewhere else!

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

One day, while checking my post box for mail, I notice a box with strange markings and labels on it. I take it inside, open it up and... whoa, that's the mask! How did it get here?!

 

My mask?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Because I sent it to you. Then you learn of this, you become so grateful that you give it back to me.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I cut you into pieces and throw your pieces into the pit of Tartarus.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I pay you a lump sum of cash for the mask and then order you executed. The order to execute you is executed with superb execution. I then eat the mask and barf out rainbows.

My Mask!

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Bribe? What's a bribe? In any case, I come back from the dead as Slenderman.

 

My mask.

[Drakmanka]

Well I was going to just steal the mask from you, but now I see I must first collect 8 pages for some reason.

Finally, after many attempts and failures, I give up after being thoroughly traumatized.

I then grab a bazooka that fires nukes and shoot it at you.

After the fires have all died down, I don a haz-mat suit and get the mask out from the bottom of the smoking crater, then get the Karzahni out of there.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I punch you so hard that you become a crater.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

You fall into the crater and break your neck. I then slide in, grab the mask and get out of there.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

And I hope you leave enough room for my fist! Because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your Mata Nui darn spine!

 

My mask.

[Some Random Phrase]

I do Tai Lung nerve strikes on you and run away.

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I use my amazing Vulcan powers to knock you out!

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I am superhuman like Khan, so your Vulcan powers don't affect me too much. I use my super strength to crush you, then I run off with the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Quisoves Potoo]

I put an end to all this gratuitous violence by planting a field of Acme Intsta-Grow! Oz-Poppies. You are all pacified. Sedative pollens have a way of doing that. I take the mask and leave in my handy-dandy Jaggarothian spaceship.

My Ignika.

[Drakmanka]

To add to this extraordinary calmness, I dump approximately five hundred tribbles into the area.

It may not seem like much, but then they start to multiply...

 

While everyone else is busy tranquilly petting trilling balls of fluff, I quickly grow a new potato rocket, chase down Quisoves Pugnat and sneak onto his ship. I then steal the Ignika right out from under his nose, behind his back...

 

My Mask.

Edited May 2, 2014 by Drakmanka

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I summon an ancient alien fleet by playing a song on a guitar hooked up to a sound amplificate-inator and they use ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!!! to take the mask from you and banish you to space. You're still alive, but floating in space. Alone. Cold. Scared. And you don't have the Ignika, because it is

My Mask!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pull out my ocarina and played the Inverted Song of Time, slowing time down to 1/3 its normal speed. Everyone but me is affected by it. I fly up to you and take the Mask from your slowed down body.

 

My Mask.

[Aurora the cat]

I grab the mask, and hide it in a labyrinth of spoilers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE MASK IS HERE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

In anger at opening WAY TOO MANY SPOILERS the Steal The Mask community rallies and tramples you to death, then fighting over who gets the mask. The mask flies up into the sky and falls into the sea! Who will get the mask? Not Aurora or me, sadly.

[JAG18]

I use the same superior finding skills--which I used to find the mask in Aurora's spoiler maze--to find the mask in the sea.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

With time still slowed down and it not affecting me, I easily swim up next to you and grab the Mask. I then get in my green submarine and go to the center of the planet.

 

My Mask.

[Aurora the cat]

How to steal a mask

 

1. Obtain Tardis
2. Go back to post #1
3. hide self in future
4. PROFIT

My mask

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I take the mask from whomever has it and give it to JAG18. You're welcome.

 

Jag's mask.

[Drakmanka]

While Jag18 is still trying to figure out why you gave him the mask instead of just keeping it for yourself, I waltz by and snatch it out of his hands. I then continue waltzing away, the mask as my partner.

 

My Mask, who hopefully won't step on my toes anytime soon.

[Onaku]

I come in between you and steal your dance partner, dancing away onto my ship, and then away into space.

 

Waltzing in space with My Mask.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

You let go of the mask, and it happens to go out of an airlock. I pick it up after several million years of it changing hands.

My mask! (in the future )

[Onaku]

I go into the past, inject you with a nano-tech virus when you're a baby, then go back to the future and activate it. When the nanites are done eating you up, I pick the mask up off the floor and get on my merry way. And no, the virus isn't contagious.

 

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Good!The virus I injected into you when you weren't looking isn't either.

 

My mask.