Ghidora131 Posted September 25, 2014 Posted September 25, 2014 Is actually an invasion front made by Vezon to allow the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on to slip past the government and take over the world using atomic death rays to vaporize us in the most painful way possible. Lollipops Quote
JAG18 Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 Have tracker chips that were implanted by the government to keep track of us. Cupcakes Quote Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels
TheDarkSide Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Cupcakes were invented by the US Government to prevent us from finding out that the earth is actually hollow. Maps. Edited October 3, 2014 by TheDarkSide 1 Quote BZStyle,BZGrace,BZPower in your face! Best line in film history"We have an old saying too, Georgi - and you're full of it." All you need to know about me:Lifetime Bionicle fanLoves Bionicle, HATES Hero Factory
Mr. House Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 A conspiracy to hide alien bases upon earth. Fort Knox. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur
Ghidora131 Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 A safehouse to hide the mysterious creature known as the Knox, which was the inspiration for such mythical creatures as the Lorax and the Sneeches. Asbestos 1 Quote
TheDarkSide Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 Asbestos are the minerals that control the Knox in Fort Knox. Gatorade. 1 Quote BZStyle,BZGrace,BZPower in your face! Best line in film history"We have an old saying too, Georgi - and you're full of it." All you need to know about me:Lifetime Bionicle fanLoves Bionicle, HATES Hero Factory
The Undertaken Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 Made from a mixture of the sweat of the Knox and the brain fluid of the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on. Styrofoam 1 Quote -END OF LINE-
Mr. House Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 A foul plot to destroy the endangered, classified Styro-Fish. Walt Disney. 1 Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur
Ghidora131 Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Was the mad scientist behind the Knox. Groucho Marx Quote
TheDarkSide Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Groucho Marx was actually a secret KGB agent who invented the deadly GoldenEye. James Bond 007 1 Quote BZStyle,BZGrace,BZPower in your face! Best line in film history"We have an old saying too, Georgi - and you're full of it." All you need to know about me:Lifetime Bionicle fanLoves Bionicle, HATES Hero Factory
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 Way for the human race to get ideas that the mole people feed of of. Minecraft 1 Quote
Mr. House Posted October 7, 2014 Posted October 7, 2014 A conspiracy by MEGABLOCKS to undermine LEGO. Zeppo Marx. 1 Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur
Ghidora131 Posted October 8, 2014 Posted October 8, 2014 Supposedly a Marx brother, he was the original Groucho until his assassination by Harpo. Fred Flintstone Quote
The Undertaken Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 Based on the antics of a live cave-man held in captivity by the US government. The series:The Flintstones was commissioned by the government as part of an elaborate cover-up when he escaped. The Mask of Ultimate Power Quote -END OF LINE-
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted October 16, 2014 Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) A way for the alien slug (who looks like tren krom) that's inhabiting makuta to control everything. My awesomeness Edited October 16, 2014 by The Skakdi Chronicler Quote
Hordaki Posted October 17, 2014 Posted October 17, 2014 Doesn't exist, your parents just said that to make you feel better. Sorry. The upcoming DC movies Quote
The Undertaken Posted October 17, 2014 Posted October 17, 2014 Are actually just Marvel movies filmed in Washington DC Nachos Quote -END OF LINE-
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted October 18, 2014 Posted October 18, 2014 A way for a random cheese & chip company to pay a long lost debt Daleks Quote
Toa Of Virtues Posted October 18, 2014 Posted October 18, 2014 A scheme by the EPA to make people scared of garbage cans, so they will recycle more. Trick-or-treating Quote
Hordaki Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Invented so real monsters can get candy without giving anyone a heart-attack. Cotton candy Quote
The Undertaken Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Experimental clown wigs. Intended to be a way to make clowns far more fun by making their hair edible. Needless to say this failed so instead they shave the clowns before the show, serve the candy-hair as a snack, ad give all the clowns wigs. Platypuses Quote -END OF LINE-
Seaborgium Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Frankenstein like reanimated beings created by mixing the remains of the duck and the beaver. This beastie is the harbinger of the New World order, as described in the Codex Tkelecthonis of the Masonic inner circle, signifying Masonic dominion over land(beaver), water and air(duck). Also mascot of the Illuminati ping-pong team. Sideburns. Quote
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Actually symbiotic caterpillar-like aliens, which cause a sensation similar to intoxication wherein the host has his inhibitions drastically lowered resulting in them coming off as awesome or unpleasant, often both at the same time.Rumoured to occasionally sprout wings and fly away, taking their hosts with them. Cinnamon raisin bagels 1 Quote -END OF LINE-
JAG18 Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Eating enough of them will cure diseases...not that the mass media will ever tell you that. Pumpkins. Quote Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels
Ghidora131 Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Are actually the heads of the rare Horseman species, and are in concentration camps as we speak.Oooooooooooo... Vernors ginger ale Quote
Mr. House Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A conspiracy to put microscopic sensors into humans via soda. Pumpkin spice. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur
The Undertaken Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 A mind control agent employed by the pumpkin armada. It causes people to argue about whether it is any good as a flavour. Aardvarks Quote -END OF LINE-
UngluedBike Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Aardvarks are actually mobile bases for small insect armies. Vladmir Putin Quote Also, if you're a resident of the UK and like Bionicle, go ahead and join us at this awesome Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/BFUK7/
toa grimlock Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Is really a Kaiju made to look like a human so as to make the invasion of our world easyer. Vampires Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles
The Undertaken Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Are actually just werebats, the batlike cousins of the werewolf. Justin Beiber Quote -END OF LINE-
toa grimlock Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 Is a Titan in human form who only became famous so he could lure his fans to his house s he could devouer them. Optimus Prime Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles
Onaku Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Is actually a decepticon tasked by Megatron to gather up all rebel transformers and "unite" them into a single group, and "guide" them to their demise. Steal the Mask 3 Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Steal the Mask 3 is just a way for the super Internet Virus to find out very murderous ways of killing our computers. Putin. Quote
The Undertaken Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Is actually a misspelling of the delicious Canadian dish: poutine. How fries covered in gravy and cheese got elected president of Russia is best left to the imagination. Bacon Quote -END OF LINE-
ActivePalpitation Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 To be more conspiracy like, I'm giving your answer in.... BINARY! 010010010111001100100000010000110110111101110111001011000010000001101110011011110111010000100000011100000110100101100111 Candelabras Quote
Onaku Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) Are actually means of organizing candles into perfect incantation shapes, allowing evil forces from beyond to spy on the people of the world. James Bond's love-life. Edited November 4, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) Is actually a series of Russian spies sent to kill him. Pirates. Edited November 4, 2014 by Triclops-Echo Quote
Onaku Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 Are actually government agents sent to illegally collect additional funds and resources. Gallifrey Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Trijhak Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 Actually a delicious giant orange, covered up and masqueraded as a fictional planet inhabited by 'Time Lords' and in the early 1900s 'Crime Lords'. Asteroids. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
SinisaSerbia Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 Asteroids were actually made up by Soviets.They hid a nuclear warhead into a buch of rocks,and they would direct that into USA from orbit.Then,after the detonation,they would blame it on space.The meteor that fell in over Chelabynsk recently was actually a failed russian test.Lucky for them,they shot it down before it was too late. Am i doing this right?Yeah,i am. Aircraft Quote
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