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A tool with weights specially placed to make them fall onto our necks whenever we attempt to swing them faster than .5 feet per second.

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Whoops. Sorry about that.

 

Do not actually suck your blood at all, they actually feast on your chromosomes. Blood cells are simply the easiest cells to remove.

 

Solid State Drives.

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A torture device created by the Illuminati to confine our feet.

 

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By some mysterious process, cause some people they touch to die after the touch. Timing varies, for some reason.

 

Nerf guns

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By some mysterious process, cause some people they touch to die after the touch. Timing varies, for some reason.

 

Nerf guns

A joint plot between SETI, the UN and HASBRO to train children to fight in the approaching war against the aliens they have accidently declared war on.

 

The Eiffel tower.

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Was created by the aliens that SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on to allow "Mixing" where

they pump their ridiculous bodies full of radiation and warp together, In an attempt to eliminate the minds of humans

by causing them to go into comas at a glance.

 

 

Also: Airoski is justified, I started the running gag.

 

 

 

 

The Mixl Jawg

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A website devised by the aliens SETI, the UN, and Hasbro accidentally declared war on to find new ways to combine their cells into more powerful beings.

 

The (movie version) Winter Soldier.

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Due to computer glitches, the one site the aliens SETI, the UN, and Hasbro accidentally declared war on cannot touch, leaving us as the only resistance.

 

the Curiosity rover

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