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I grab your stick and throw it at you. "Kardas, fetch!" He runs after the stick and mistakes you for the stick and snatches you up and brings you to me. I shrug, laughing at kardas' mistake and throw you, "fetch!" He chases you and fetches you again. This continues for awhile.

 

My mask!

 

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Formerly Iron_Man5

 

Posted

I freeze you and Kardas with Axonn's zamor sphere and then pry the mask from your cold living hands.

 

My mask. 

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Posted

I do the unexpected, anti-climatic, and ridiculous thing and cut you with a butter knife. 

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

I throw a balloon filled with glass shards and lemon juice at you. 

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

Oh no!

 

*Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall your standing next to thus burying you in rubble*

 

"Oh Yeah!"

 

My mask.

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

I smash a hole in the Kool-Aid Man's glass side and his innards pour out.

 

My mask.

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Posted

I skewer you with one of the Hagah Spears with an interesting name that I can't remember. 

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

I shove a bookcase on you, which crushes you under the weight of overflowing books. 

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

I esplode your whole body with my bazooka of everything-esploding.

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

Cool. But where? The barrel explodes exclusively on you. 

I stab JAG18 with a jagged spike.

 

My mask.

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Posted

I sing the full DK Crew Rap and you cry tears of joy. 

 

My mask.

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Posted

I sing any song ever and you cry tears of agony.

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

Posted

I make you listen to a reading of the Bee Movie script on loop for eternity.

 

My mask.

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Posted

You create a post-apocalyptic wasteland and the raiders that appear as a result of that hunt you down.

 

My mask

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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(what in mata-nui's name is "mach 1"?)

 

I roast you. But I'm not a rapper.

 

My mask

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

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