Steal the Mask 3

[Jonathan Crane]

I kamehameha a fireball through your chest, then cut off your face using a Katana

 

my mask

[user-402520536]

Ah, but my power level is OVER 9000!!

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

Silence, my brother *proceeds to slit your throat with a battle hammer*

 

my mask 

[Onaku]

I bludgeon you to death with a butter knife.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I shoot you in the kneecaps and force you to run 10 miles

 

my mask

[Onaku]

I cut off your hands and force you to cook a seven course meal fit for a five star restaurant.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I hire a hitman to shoot your bodyguards in the face and whack your face until it is reduced to a bloody pulp. However, he takes the mask for himself. It's his now.

[ShadowVezon]

You then realise too late that I was the Hitman, as explained by the letter appearing in your hand.

 

Before you can try and take the Mask back, the poisoned ink on the note causes you to burst into a spontaneous fit of laughter, so strong that you fail to breathe and choke to death.

 

My Mask.

Edited June 13, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Lenore]

You happened to steal a dummy Mask. Made of plastic explosive.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I set off the explosives rigged at your position. The explosion sends the mask onto my face. It's mine now.

[Lenore]

I come with it. And since I happen to be wearing my ultra heavy lead armor you get to be a pancake.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I rig the planet with high yield implosives. The surface is busted open all over, causing an extinction level event. Meanwhile, I steal the mask and fly into space where I'll be safe from the apocalypse happening below.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

A random alien latches onto you and tears you apart. The mask belongs to it now.

[Lenore]

I zip by in a spiffy spacesuit and snag the unclaimed Mask.

 

Mine!

[Naota Takizawa]

I zip by in an X-wing and blast you to pieces. The astromech droid takes the mask. It belongs to the droid now.

[Onaku]

I am the droid.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

I turn into Iruini and teleport behind you, blast you with pressurized air, and steal the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I pickpocket the mask from you. Well, that, along with your kidneys and liver.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I can have his kidneys and liver. But I will pickpocket your heart right out of your chest. 

 

My Mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I send you back to the Dyatlav Pass in Feb 7, 1959.

 

My mask

[Onaku]

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Edit: See my post below.
-Wind-

 

Edit: There was blood stuff here. Too violent, apparently. It was just my own blood, though...

-Onaku

Edited June 14, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Naota Takizawa]

You bleed out to death and I pluck the mask from your dead body. My mask.

[Onaku]

But actually, I was fooling you. I can't bleed to death. Instead, I twist your head to an angle it was never meant to go to. 

 

My mask.

Edited June 14, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I twist the upper half of your body 180 degrees, while the lower half of your body stays in the same position. Its is extremely painful, but you don't need me to tell you that. But while you scream in pain, I take the mask from you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

That wasn't a scream of pain, it was a signal for my giant mechanical wasps to come and tear you apart. Which, of course, they do. While you are being brutally massacred, I twist my body back into its correct position and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

I toss some sleeping powder over you and take the Mask while you nap.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I toss some powder of my own over you and take the Mask while you laugh to death.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

Really? Didn't you know today is National Wear a Hazmat Suit Day?!

 

Well too bad. I throw a Bordakh at you. My Mask.

[Onaku]

I smash you with a giant hammer.

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

My slit neck shoots a Frisbee at you, killing you as soon as it makes contact.

 

My mask! 

[-Windrider-]

I request to please tone down the violence in the posts, here. Some of them are kinda graphic for BZP.

 

(My mask?)

[Makuta Miras]

Ten Mana. Colossus of Akros becomes monstrous. +10/+10, loses defender and gains trample. Colossus of Akros is now 20/20 with indestructible and trample. I cast Spectra Ward, targeting Colossus of Akros. Colossus of Akros now has protection from all colours. Combat phase. I attack with Colossus of Akros. You have no artifact creatures and therefore cannot block. Ergo, you lose 20 life, which knocks you out of the game.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Huh, so drowning someone with your own blood is too violent? Duly noted, Wind. Instead, I drown you, my dear Miras, with corn syrup. A tasty, if a bit sticky, death.

 

My mask. 

[Naota Takizawa]

Tone down the violence? Got it. I whack you with a balloon. My mask.

[user-402520536]

I suffocate you with the balloon. (This good enough?)

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I do things to you that couldn't be described anywhere on the internet without severe backlash.

 

My mask.

[user-402520536]

I lash your back.

[Naota Takizawa]

I hit Toa Onaku and you with a censor bar, then I wrench your mask off your face. I have THE mask and Aerixx's mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I freeze you in a block of ice.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I throw you into the depths of the universe, beyond our galaxy, beyond our own visible sphere of the universe, off into the farthest reaches of the cosmos from whence you may never return.

 

My mask.