Steal the Mask 3

[Volatile]

I destroy the fabric of reality and repace it with wool

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I set said wool on fire.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

And I walk away, a syringe of strong hallucinogenic drugs in one hand, and the mask in the other.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I shoot you with a railgun. My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I dig a hole deep into Earth's mantle, and shove you in. 

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I push you into said hole too, and then fill in the hole.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

While you are doing that, I sneak attack you from behind by running you over with a tank.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I destroy your tank with a minigun. My mask.

[Onaku]

I destroy your minigun with RIGGED EXPLOSIVES!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA!!!!!!

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I take the remnants of the minigun, and build a smaller pistol. I then shoot you with that instead.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I attack you with a Chinese knockoff lightsaber. My mask.

[Onaku]

The knockoff explodes in your hands, completely shredding your limbs and burning the rest of your body with third and fourth degree burns. Ouch. (Btw, don't google burns, it's really graphic)

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I punch you and take the mask. I run off with the mask and it's mine now.

[Onaku]

Too bad it was actually...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...A BOMB RIGGED DECOY MASK!!

 

My real mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

That was a shadow clone that took the mask. Another clone swoops in with a sledgehammer and knock the real mask out of your hands. However, a random drug dealer takes it instead of me. His mask.

Edited June 22, 2015 by Liuth

[Onaku]

I am that drug dealer.

 

My mask and illegal business dependant on people addicted to narcotic substances.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I throw used syringes into your face! I take the mask, but trip four blocks down and a government agent takes the mask. He takes it to an undisclosed location.

 

The government's mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I am the government agent. My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I lead a rebellion against you and get the Mask for my prize.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I shoot you in the rib. My mask.

[Onaku]

I am the government. You, being a government agent, are forced to give me the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I overthrow the government, AKA you, off a cliff.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw you off the cliff. Unfortunately, that means the mask falls off the cliff as well and an alligator eats it. No one's mask.

[Volatile]

LOOK AT MY ALLIGATOR-CROCODILES!!!!! One of them coughs up the mask

 

My mask

Edited June 23, 2015 by Toa Aeron

[25K Now!]

I pour HCl down your throat.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I throw you on a fire.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw fire on you.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw a fireball at you. My mask.

[Onaku]

I drain all thermal energy from your body, leaving you at absolute zero.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw you into the sun. Unfortunately, I didn't take the mask so it's stuck there. Suns mask.

[Onaku]

I am the sun.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I reset the universe. My mask.

[Onaku]

You only think you did. What actually happened is that you created a pocket universe. Said pocket universe is gradually collapsing in on itself. Within a breath, you are made into nothing when the pocket universe ceases to exist. The mask on the other hand never left this unvierse.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

It did leave you, however. Because I took it.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Then you gave the Mask to me. I thank you for it before taking off with it.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I twist your head to an angle which doesn't exist in three dimensional geometries. This actually happens not to kill you, but you are wondering what those blurry things approaching you are...

 

While you're being mauled by aggressive natives of the higher dimensions, I walk away with the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I do have to thank you however, for giving me access to these other dimensions. As usual, you have forgotten that I can simply assimilate these natives. I then regenerate my injuries, and do the same to you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

You forget that you're actually not evil anymore, or connected to your former multi-versal evil tyrant self. I did that to you, remember? So instead of assimilating those natives, you try to calm them down using your wisdom and knowledge. And it works. But while you were distracted with diplomacy, I got away with the mask.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I use my Jedi mind tricks to make you give me the mask. I also cut you in half with my lightsaber. My mask.

[-Windrider-]

I drop a piano filled with flames on your feet. My mask!