Steal the Mask 3

[evil_jaga_genius]

I take you and throw you into a Ta-Metru furnace.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I break the Olmak, which kills you both, and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I send a wild Furnace Salamander to attack you. The mask is mine now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use my teleportation powers to teleport the entire Island of Mata Nui on top of you. It may be overkill, but I don't care. Because I got the prize now.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

That ain't overkill. Me teleporting an entire planet into collision course with you how ever... that's overkill.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I fly over and kill you. The mask is mine. 

[Onaku]

I blow the planet. And I'm not talking explosions...

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I godmod. Enough said. Mask mine.   

[Onaku]

That there's the mask of time, not the THE mask. So yeah...

 

Still my mask... b****

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw the mask of time at your face and grab THE mask. It's mine now.

[Onaku]

And then suddenly, it wasn't.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I use the kanohi Pakari to punch you in the face and take the mask. It's mine now.

[ShadowVezon]

There was a MASK here. It's gone now.

 

Because I took it, of course, after choking you with Mighty Putty.

 

My Mask.

Edited June 6, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw you into a baking kiln and roast you, but the mask is intact. It will be mine after it cools down.

[user-402520536]

I descend from the sky, brutal dubstep blaring so loud even all the dead people can hear it. I collide into you, smashing you into component atoms and wrenching the mask from the kiln. "Face me, Onaku! Face me like a man!"

 

My mask and epic return.

[Naota Takizawa]

The mask is too hot and it melts your hand. It falls into my hands, but I have gloves on. It's mine.

[Onaku]

Unfortunately, the mask was actually so hot because I tethered its atoms to the Scorching, a wavelength of the universe bound to the element of fire, which means it only gets hotter and hotter. Right now it's, oh, somewhere about the sun's temperature. Soon it'll be much hotter, but right now it's already roasting everything on the planet. Me being immune to temperature change means I can safely pick up the glowing hot mask.

 

My mask.

[Toru Nui]

Mr. Onaku, what comes after the summer?

 

*Pushes you off a cliff*

 

THE FALL! (Bad pun)

 

Your mask, but you're falling.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I trick Ultron into killing you, while I make off with the mask.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

Tony Stark lends me an Iron man suit to kill you. I blast you with lasers and take the mask from your dead body. It's mine. 

[Onaku]

And then you find that your suit is melting, and that your flesh is boiling and frying and oops, seems like it's slipped off your bones. Looks like you'll have to join the skeleton war now. 

 

Did you really forget that the mask was still burning like a hundred suns?

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I hire a rahkshi of fire resistance to kill you and take the mask. It throws it into a vat of protodermis to cool it down so I can claim it. It's mine now.

I hire a rahkshi of fire resistance to kill you and take the mask. It throws it into a vat of protodermis to cool it down so I can claim it. It's mine now.

[Onaku]

Again, you die, because the mask isn't hot, it's heat. It's tethered to the realm of fire, it's not going to cool down, it's only going to keep heating up. By now it's already hot enough to create a habitable zone ranging from Neptune to Pluto, and it could well substitute the sun were it not for the fact that it lacks the gravity to keep the planets in orbit.

 

Anyway, since I don't burn, it's my mask.

[Lenore]

Freeze ray!

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Yeah. No.

 

Still my searing hot mask.

[McNugget]

I wear Oven mitts.

 

My mask

[user-402520536]

I blow a hole through the back of your head with a pulse rifle, then travel back in time to when Onaku was binding the mask to Scorching, snatching the mask and making him bind himself instead.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Well, I guess that makes me a fire elemental now. I use my new-found fire abilities to burn you to death.

 

My mask.

[evil_jaga_genius]

I lure our battle over to a dam that I conveniently loaded with dynamite while everyone else was posting.  Your extinguishing is quick and relatively painless.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Except that I can't actually be "extinguished" since I'm tethered to the realm of fire itself. So instead, it creates a whoppin' big cloud of steam which envelops the battlefield, blocking your view. I use this opportunity to stealthily burn a hole through your chest, instantly killing you.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I feed you gecko meet 'till you die of radiation poisoning

 

My mask

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I hire a toa of radiation to kill you and bring the mask back to me.

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I snipe the Toa from a safe distance, before doing the same to you.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

There is no safe distance from the Makuta Metal band playing down the road. You get crushed by a bass riff.

 

My Mask.

[user-402520536]

A me from the past comes and beats the Karz outta you.

 

His (my) mask.

[McNugget]

I kill the you from the future before you went into the past, in order to make Onaku not a fire elemental, the Mask not Scorching hot, but instead an Apple tethered to the realm of Fire.

 

My mask. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I decide to simplify things and just slap your wrist, which causes you to use your grip on the Mask. I grab and run for the hills.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

Too bad you don't have a Thornatus, with limited edition Protosteel-bladed ram.

 

My Mask.

[user-402520536]

I undo this entire page.

 

Mah mask.

[Lemony Lepid]

Remember when we had that picnic on the beach, the mask at the center of the table, a kind unity protecting it from others? I brought pizza. It was fun.

 

Oh, um, redo the page, and swiped the mask.

 

My mask.