user-402520536 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I combine it with timber and name it Justin. It kicks your sorry butt. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 That's just timber in lake. Timber justin lake... I literally kill you for this pun. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xabla Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I erase the "My Mask" at the end of your post. My Mask. Quote cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 10, 2015 Author Share Posted February 10, 2015 I erase your sorry *ss from the end of your body. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 LASERBEAK, EJEEECT. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'm actually Laserbeak. I revolt and kill you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I reverse your revolt on yourself. I don't know what would come of that, but I get the Mask from it regardless. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I reverse your getting the mask. You give it to me. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I take a giant mallet and slam it into your face. My Mask. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I pull an Axonn and use a giant Ax as a boomerang on you. It doesn't end well for you. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 But boomerangs always return and that is bad news for you My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 I set up a null-matter bomb. If it were to go off, it would eradicate all matter within the milkyway's radius by tearing apart the barrier between this universe and the antimatter equivalent. If you guys don't stop the bomb, the galaxy is devastated. If you do take your time to stop it, you give me enough time to escape. Regardless of whether or not the bomb goes off, I will have escaped with the mask. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I shove the bomb in your face and stick you into a pocket universe. I then destroy that pocket universe. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I walk up, using a clever disguise! My mask! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 And I fly by you, stealing the mask form your hands, and sticking the bomb into GL's face, which then promptly goes off, destroying majority of the galaxy in a blast that scatters its remains across the cosmos. Good job, GL. Good bloody job. I escape though, because I've been getting laid with logic ever since our little shenanigans with a logic-less universe some pages back. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The mask somehow appears in my hands because of no logic. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Other-universe me creates another universe just like our own and teleports everyone - and the mask - there. Except you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 With pohatu out of the way, I am free to take over the new universe. I do so, then bomb the sh** out of you. My mask. ps: (pohatu, i didn't mean there was no logic suddenly, i just meant there was no logic suddenly for me) Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Well, then all logic dissappears from everywhere and everything. This makes you explode. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durahk Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) I poke everyone in the eye with my spines and you have no choice but to give me the mask. My mask Edited February 11, 2015 by Durahk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 And then you read a touching story that touches your private parts My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Dear god, man! I call the cops and report the story for s#xual harassment. I then proceed to skinning you alive, using the skin to create bag with which I then suffocate you and hide your skinless corpse. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I clap my hands, with your head in between. Also my hands are swords. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 That may be, but my head is a big ball of electric plasma. Putting two metallic objects into an electric conduit while directly touching them? Yeah, say goodbye to your uncharred flesh. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I barf bombs everywhere. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I drop a mountain on you. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 I rig your mountain with GL's regurgitated bombs. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I then activate the bombs, blowing both of you up. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 I send you a valentines gift. It turns out to be... yep, you guessed it. MORE BOMBS! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 As an act of generosity, I also give you a gift. It turns out to be... as I'm sure you guessed, THOSE SAME BOMBS! My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Oh but I simply MUST return the favour. You receive a small gift, very small in fact, so feeling safe that it isn't bombs, you open it... WRONG! IT'S THE SAME BOMBS! The gift was bigger on the inside. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) Wait! It's a runaway train headed for you and its full of bombs! (And rubber ducks) My mask. Edited February 11, 2015 by Pohatu: Master of Stone Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 The trailer was better than the finished product! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Well of course, the trailer isn't carrying a gift full of bombs. The trailer hasn't had it's path changed to drive into Onaku instead, either. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 Good thing too. Instead it's heading straight at YOOOOUUUUUUU! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You fall in a ditch and break your hip. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Luckily though I can just sidestep the trailer, letting it crash into Gukko Lord instead. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 You sidestep right into the ditch and break your hip. We're both rushed to the hospital, where in I get an opportunity to generously rig your bed with explosives of the highest quality. I discreetly exit the hospital, just before you're blown to smithereens. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 However, you then realise that I had brought something with me. Specifically, the present full of explosives. The resulting explosion is much larger than you had anticipated, getting you caught in the blast. I simply regenerate back to perfect health. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 So do I. Afterwards, I slap you with my silk glove. Backhandedly. With a crowd of people watching. My mask, your humiliation. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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