Toru Nui Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Considering you used a pathetic rod of limited power to destroy me, my spirit lives on and enters the reality code while you build it and prevent you or anyone from accessing the code again. I am reality. So my Everything. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 By entering the reality code I was building and had not yet implemented, you give me the opportunity to lock you within a complex set of algorithms which imprisons you for... about eternity, by my estimates. Nice going there, pardner. I now start building a new reality code. Not your everything. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 You think yourself to have implemented it, but it is only an illusion generated by my algorithm prison. As I said, entering the code before I implemented it was a mistake on your behalf. Now stop trying to screw everyone over. Not your everything, and not my mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Toru Nui Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Future me comes and reminds us both that NOBODY BUT ME COULD CHANGE THE REALITY CODE AFTER I ENTERED. He disappears, I use the code to go back in time, become future me, do the reminding, disappears, go back to the present. I exit and makes sure nobody (including me) can change reality ever again before exiting just to spite everyone. Logic is still immortal. Who's Mask is it again? Quote
BionicMushroom Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I destroy everyone's powers permanently, including editing the reality code, and I also delete my ability to spontaneously kill people. Toru is stuck in the void where the Reality Code WAS, and everyone else is knocked out. Nobody's mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 Guys, guys, GUYS! Can you PLEASE stop being so obsessive over the reality code? Seriously, it's like it's some kind of end all concept to you. Anyway, since you guys are so crazy about there being no alteration to the reality code, I guess I'll just have to fall back on my OTHER deus-ex machina, the reality machine. It doesn't interfere with the code itself directly, and instead indirectly manipulates it in any fashion I desire. I use it to burn your house down. With combustible lemons. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I generate a stealth mecha, sneak up on you, and tear you to shreds. My mask and stealth mecha. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 I build a sniper mecha, and quickscope you with it. My mask and sniper mecha. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 After generating some band-aids to save myself, I generate a vortex shield to protect my mecha from further attacks and a sonic crossbow from which I noscope you. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 I dodge! Just kidding, my sniper mecha isn't built for agility. It is destroyed, but I secretly rig you and your mecha with explosives. Boom goes your *ss. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I generate a grenade launcher into which I stuff a shard of my mecha's power core, then shoot it t your face. It promptly explodes, destroying everything within a few hundred meters except the mask. I step in and pick it up. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 I unshroud myself, and proceed to snapping your head clean off your shoulders. Huttah! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 My head eats you, then grows Gukko wings and flies off into the distance with the mask. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 Eaugh! Good thing I always have the brilliant contingency plan of rigging EVERYTHING with remote explosives. I proceed to detonate the ones on your *shudders* flying head. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
BionicMushroom Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I implode, taking you all with me. My mask anyways. Quote
Xabla Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I implode, taking you all with me. My mask anyways.I change your channel. My mask. Quote cringe
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I knock your head off with a TV remote. My mask. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I hit you in the head with a flat screen TV. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I give Link a new sword. He doesn't need you no more... Meine maske. Quote
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I climb out of the void, throw BionicMushroom in there and decapitate Onaku for being a hypocrite. Who's Mask is it again? Quote
Onaku Posted January 30, 2015 Author Posted January 30, 2015 It's my mask. I proceed to destroying you with highly volatile acid, just for good measure. My mask. (And just to be clear, the reality code isn't something that affects reality, it IS reality. Destroy the code, and you destroy reality. And I was just using it as a clever explanation for the various deus-ex machinas I was pulling out of my *ss. Honestly, I could just as easily have done all of it without the explanation of the reality code, but I thought the code thing was a fun little approach. Seems you guys disagreed. ) Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I ask you to tune my Dad's old guitar. As you try to tune the aged instrument, the old strings snap! and make deep cuts on you hands and face.I take the mask. Quote
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I am dead. But MY evil (er) clone comes and revives me. Then we kill Doublebee. Our Mask. Quote
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 the mask revives me and I staby stab ye both in the heart.My mask. Quote
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Makuta in the Mata Nui robot falls on you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Mata Nui in the Makuta robot falls on you. My mask. Quote
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Thankfully I'm a licensed surgeon and both of us stitch up each other's wounds at the same time. We then throw our knives at both Gukko Lord and Doublebee. Our Mask. Edited January 30, 2015 by Toru Nui Quote
Dane-gerous Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I take the knife for Gukko and collapse to the ground. "Go...get the mask."Someone's mask. Quote
Ghidora131 Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 *BOOM, SON* I smash through the wall, piggybacking the Kool-aid Man/Hulk. Yes, they're the same thing. I chuck him at Toru nui and he gets obliterated. Mine mask Quote
Dane-gerous Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 With my dying breath I shoot you in the face with my Nova. My mask. Quote
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Ghidora hits my evil (er) clone. His death causes an explosion that kills the Kool-aid Man/Hulk. I then perform "surgery" on him. Five minutes later he has lost all his vital organs. My Mask and Cadaver. Edited January 30, 2015 by Toru Nui Quote
Onaku Posted January 30, 2015 Author Posted January 30, 2015 I punch your fists with my face, breaking them. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 You cannot punch with a face. My Mask. Quote
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I headbutt your face with my fists. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Toru Nui Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 You cannot headbutt with fists. My Mask. Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Angrily, I fuse you and Pohatu together before GUKKO PUNCHing the resulting monstrosity. I salvage parts from my stealth mecha and use them to repair Dane, barely saving him. Our mask. Edited January 30, 2015 by Gukko Lord Quote
Volatile Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Then, I hop into a mech(no "a") wich just so happens to have a shotgun and a mirv/grenade launcher in it. everywhere people die... Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
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