Onaku Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 (Wait, when the heck did I say "no time travel"? I remember saying "no alternate universe travel", but that's just because most of the universes were destroyed, leaving the surviving ones separated for ever.) Anyway, I activate my back-up code (har di har, i ar a univers hackr) which annihilates SV's staff from existence once more. I then use a rod of limited power to beat everyone up like the f***ing nerds you are. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 That backup code also prevented my death. Thanks, buddy! Your reward is public execution! My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 Oh! Thanks. I use this free public execution on you. What a beautiful little head rolling down the streets of New Lawrenceburg. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Then you realize that's your head. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 And then you realize how stupid that would be... oh wait, s***, you're right. Well this is awkward... Well, while I'm dead, my good clone happens to swoop in and spank your butt into oblivion. My good clone's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Your good clone is killed by my epic swag. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 Your swag is weak, boy! My clone's anti-swag spray easily takes care of it. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
kanohi of jello Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) I drop a paper. Naturally, your good clone is polite and picks it up to give it back to me. I then set his head on fire and throw him into a pool of grease. My mask Edited January 28, 2015 by kanohi of jello Quote move along. nothing to see here.
Dane-gerous Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 THIS. IS. METRUUUUUU! I kick you off of a cliff, making you land in Onu-Metru. Oh and I teleport the mask to me.My mask. Quote
Durahk Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 I throw an EMP..... you know what happens next...... My mask! Quote
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I beat you on the head with a loaf of bread until you collapse, I then pick up the mask and toss your body into an oven filled with bread. My mask. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
BionicMushroom Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I use my Kanohi Kakama to zip in front of you, steal the mask, pull down your pants, and honk your noes before zipping behind you, equipping my Mask of Telekinesis, and pushing you into a pit of Kraata. My Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 You implode as well. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Toru Nui Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I kill Onaku and throw his pathetic rod of limited power into oblivion. Otherwise known as Cornwall. I then blunt the Master Sword. My Mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 Whew, good thing that was my good clone. Anyway, I use the REAL pathetic rod of limited power to destroy you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 The hug makes me implode. This implosion creates a temporal event which ends with the creation of three "me"s. One is an eccentric mechanical inventor scientist guy, the second is a maniacal evil super-villain with an array of superpowers, and the third me is a justice-bent contingency-making super-coder, who always has a backup plan. These three go their separate ways, but not before the evil one disintegrates you with his eyebeams and steals the mask. My evil fragment's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 All three of them are spontaneously erased from the time-space continuum. No-one's mask. Quote
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Hey this is going the direction of Steal the Mask 2. I wipe everything from existence, then recreate it. Everyone is equal. Everyone has nothing. We are forming a ring around the mask when we are all reborn. I have a Kakama, and get it first. The mask-stealing begins again. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 And then you two snap back into reality. My sciency fragment helps you two on your feet, but it's too late, for my evil fragment is now taking over the universe. Meanwhile, my coder fragment's location or status is unknown. My evil fragment's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 A rock falls on your head. Or rather, a mountain. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 My evil fragment is pulverized by the mountain. With his destruction, even if I were ever to be put together again, I wouldn't be evil... or super-powered, for that matter... Anyway, my coder fragment manages to obtain the mask, after which he codes his way into a hidden corner of reality. My coder fragment's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I rush after the coder fragment and kick it to bits. It somehow reforms, but without the mask because it is My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Dane-gerous Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN IM STILL GETTIN THE HEADSHOTS LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT!!! This needs no explanation.My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 Apparently my coder fragment coded into itself a literal fragmenting ability. How ironically fitting. Anyway, my good clone now emerges on the scene, and he proceeds with merging himself with my sciency fragment and my coder fragment, making a new me. I then proceed to kicking you into next tuesday. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 360 Noscope/Qwikscope c-c-c-combo breaker!!! My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 I spawn-camp you with an impenetrable sentry nest. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
BionicMushroom Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I hack the reality code system, removing anyone's ability to change it, forever.Reality has been restored to normal.Oh, and you die. My mask. Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 By implementing such drastic changes with shoddy craftsmanship, you doom the code into developing a gradual fault, one that eventually breaks everything. Gravity starts reversing, planets and stars are torn apart, the electro-magnetic force goes haywire, and everything goes wrong. I had managed to write a back-up code for the battlefield, creating a personal reality template for it, but no such luck for the rest of reality. Oh well. I go and try to figure out how to re-access the reality code frame. Not my mask... Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Some Random Phrase Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I pour juice on it, shorting it out. My mask. Quote Kopaka, the coolest(Pun intended) Ko-Toa ever: "If the fight had turned, Exann might be the one on the floor with Antidermis spurting out of him. This is how battle is. This is how life is." -Mar'jik, Corpus Rahkshi
Dane-gerous Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I camp point A, with my Nova. My mask. Quote
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I create a pocket universe, into which I throw everything except the players. I lock the pocket universe and then destroy it. All that is left are the players, the mask, and a blank white space. But I have the mask. My mask. Quote
Dane-gerous Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I still have my Nova. And you know how ridiculous the range is on that. I shoot you and grab the mask, stomping on your face for betraying me.My mask. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) You think that is what you do, but that is all really a dream you have that convinces you that has happened. I take the Mask while you're not looking though. My Mask. Edited January 29, 2015 by The Master Sword Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Dane-gerous Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Pfft, campers never sleep. I spin round and throw my knife at your head, causing it to lodge in there and make you fall over, bleeding.My mask. Edited January 29, 2015 by VahkiDane Quote
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Wait, I betrayed you?... I leave you the mask... Your mask? Quote
Onaku Posted January 29, 2015 Author Posted January 29, 2015 Nice going, birdbrain! You've just... wait, actually, nice going. You just cleared the universe out. No need to access the old corrupted code, I can just build a new one. Thanks G. I start re-building the reality code. Not my mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
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