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I use my knowledge of books to trap your liver in a copy of My Immortal.

 

My Mask.

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"Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight"

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I throw you in a forge. You are smelted to death immediately.

 

My mask.

Posted

I freeze your hand to the spear, then generate a sonic scream, shattering both. I walk away, ignoring the wound in my gut while you lie there, screaming about the loss of your hand.

My mask.

Posted

I take control of Toru's body, Sparta-kick you into a bustling highway, and take the mask.

 

My mask.

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I fool an army of confederates and rednecks into hunting you down. They bring the wrath of the southern states down on your butt. After which they proceed to be terribly politically incorrect. Oh well, good thing I have this nuke here just lying around...

 

My mask.

Posted

You decide not to launch the nuke and instead use its energy to give me a new body. I kill you.

 

My mask.

Posted

Well done, you just set a combined army of confederates and rednecks loose on the world. Without my elaborate ruses to keep them in check, they are free to spread their political incorrectness throughout the world. Good job, GL, good bloody job.

 

Btw, they totally shoot you to s*** with their shotguns, because what the f*** are gun control laws?

 

My mask.

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I evoke Ragnarok. The world ends, and you get eaten by Fenrir. Meanwhile, I chill in the world tree with Lif and Leifthrasir, waiting out the destruction without a care in the world.

 

My mask. And look! The earth has risen again.

Posted (edited)

Death by snake thing

 

My mask

Edited by Toa Aeron

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.


It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!

Posted (edited)

You know, the original meaning of the word 'Apocalypse' actually has nothing to do with destruction.

 

No, I didn't try and jump-start the Apocalypse, it didn't work last time and I doubt it will now. No, I decide to start a New Age, usher in a "Brave New World". The Illuminati can be very helpful if you have the knowledge and capabilities to subvert them.

 

And once you learn that revelation from your Firing Squads, the Apocalypse is concluded. Your bodies can be dumped in a ditch somewhere, I dunno.

 

My Mask.

Edited by Neo ShadowVezon

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"Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight"

Posted (edited)

I fling it back into you using Magnetism.

 

My Mask.  :uhuh:

Edited by Neo ShadowVezon

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"Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight"

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I hijack it and travel back in time, erasing everything and leaving us a blank slate. Like, our battlefield is just a blank slate.

 

My mask.

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