Steal the Mask 3

[Lenore]

See my previous post. The Mask is long gone. And mine.

Edited July 15, 2015 by "Nevermore"

[Onaku]

Darn. So the ShadowVezonaku Pirate only had a fake one. Well, this means I'll just have to chase it.

 

And chase it I do. Finally, I find it, and take it for myself.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

As I was waiting for. While you were off searching, I was off having lunch at a French restaurant, monitoring your progress. Once you take the Mask, I immediately appear to take it from you, before disappearing back to Earth to finish my lunch.

 

My Mask.

Edited July 15, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Lenore]

I infiltrate your lunch and cause massive organ failure.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Since you've broken the organ I was playing, I throw it into you.

 

My Mask.

Edited July 15, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[The Skakdi Chronicler]

I give you a kitten which you need two arms to hold, making you put down the mask, which I take

 

 

 

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

I then kill the kitten, and stuff it's corpse down your throat.

 

My Mask. (I'm evil, in case you couldn't guess.)

Edited July 15, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Naota Takizawa]

I am the dictator of spherus magna, I am the most evil being in existence and I have you all imprisoned. My mask.

[Onaku]

Sorry, but I'm afraid that is a statistical error. You are the most evil being on the planet... well, were the most evil, but then you did the big mistake of imprisoning ShadowVezon. Trust me, you don't stand up to snuff compared to this guy.

 

Anyway, that is irrelevant now, since I have already compromised your dungeons, releasing every single person that has a vendetta against you, ensuring your downfall. What happens afterwards, be it the rise of a new republic or simply another dictatorship, is none of my concern, for I have what I came for.

 

The mask. It is now mine.

[Naota Takizawa]

Well, being a dictator failed. Time to resort to hacking. I hack your account and delete it so you never existed. Since you never existed on BZP, this topic is deleted. No ones mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I go to an alternate dimension where Toa Onaku's BZP account still exists. And with it the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

This alternate me is just a normal toa. But that doesn't matter right now, since I just crushed you with an earth fist.

 

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I smash into the room, carrying VahkiDane with me, before using Dane as a landing pad, breaking his spine. I then shoot you and take the mask.

My mask.

[Onaku]

I stab a thin earth spike up through your entire body, then swiftly widen it with gruesome results.

 

My mask.

Edited July 16, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Dane-gerous]

I throw Dane at you.

My mask.

[Lenore]

I sneak up behind you and quietly cut your arms and legs off.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I loudly shout sneak attack while attempting a sneak attack. You are distracted by my decoy's sneak attack, and this allows the real me to do a real sneak attack on you.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw a grenade at you. It explodes in your face and the mask flies onto mine. My mask.

[Onaku]

Your face is removed with the mask because of this. Didn't you read the rules?

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Meanwhile, I'm chilling in the currently-main dimension with the currently-main Mask. You've all ran off after Toa Smoke Monster, leaving me free to go get a new suit tailored. I rather miss my old one, which became cinders long ago.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Well, seeing as how I'm native to this alternate universe, the mask I have is the real mask to me.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

Yep it is.

 

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

While the tailor's producing the suit, I head to the alternate universe and begin creating as many time anomalies as possible. This builds up and eventually causes time to collapse, essentially wiping out the universe, anyone inside of it, and making the Mask inside of it unobtainable. Being a dimensional traveller with many bodies, I of course can survive this with no problems.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I survive, travelling back to the original universe with the mask. Also, you neglected to notice that the "real mask" was destroyed when this universe's me was removed from the timeline. It involves some 4th wall shenanigans, sure, but now that I have arrived with a substitute mask, we can begin again.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop kick you from behind, grabbing the Mask from you before you even hit the ground.

 

My Mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I drop an anvil on you. My mask.

[Lenore]

I drop Arnold Schwarzenegger on you.

 

My Mask. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop the Hulk on you.

 

My Mask.

[Lenore]

A giant worm shoots up beneath you and eats you, body and soul. 

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I become the ruler of the worms and command them to eat YOU!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I am the dirt beneath your feet, the rock deep in the earth, the magma that runs through its veins. I devour the worms and you in one fell swoop.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

If you are 'the dirt beneath my feet,' then that must mean that you are a part of the planet. So I do the natural thing to destroy you, and that is blow up the planet by destroying its core. 

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

You cannot destroy me. For I am nothing.

 

Ok, that's actually a lie. I'm still just a toa, and that trick back there with the earth devouring that guy and his worms was just earth powers. But it's a good thing I had the mind to get off planet in a spaceship in the nick of time.

 

And even better is that I had the mind to bring the real mask along.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Too bad I've just arrived in my next body. I don't bother fighting you, instead just blasting a hole in your spaceship to suck all the oxygen out and kill you via asphyxiation. Should that fail, the decompression caused by the massive hole should do the trick, and if that fails I can just lead you stranded in orbit.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

... I have a spacesuit. And jetpack. And a BFG.

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

I shoot holes in your spacesuit.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I dig a hole in the ground and cover it with leaves on a tarp. You decide not to walk on it out of instinct. 

You later mail me the mask for my birthday. How nice!

 

My mask.

[Lenore]

And a bomb. No birthday should be without pyrotechnics. 

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I host a birthday party for Gunhaver Nuva because hey, the Seekers held one for me once. (Yes, I took advantage of it to kidnap Aeron and break his mind in probably the longest and most detailed post in Steal the Mask history, while also permanently taking over the world, but the party was nice, and I enjoyed the chocolate cake.) It's a lure, of course, to bring all the Seekers together so I can swipe the Mask, but the actual party's genuine.

 

My Mask.

Edited July 18, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

I crash the party... literally... again...

Except this time it was with an armored truck. And this time, I made a beeline for ShadowVezon, harming almost no-one else in the process.

After crushing your physical form between the wall and the truck, I step out and take the mask, then have a bite of delicious obviously-not-poisonous cake.

 

My mask and definitely-not-going-to-kill-me cake.