Steal the Mask 3

[JAG18]

I like Toa Terrain Crawlers.  Here's one to trample you now.

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Battering ram to the abdomen!

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Multiple fists to the face!

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Multiple kicks to the face!

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Multiple knees to the groin!

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Knee of Justice!

My mask! Yes!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I turn you into an adventurer who used to be like you, but took an arrow in the knee.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I throw your ancient meme in the trash!

 

My mask!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

In order to completely dispose of ancient memes, you must throw them in the fires of Mount Doom.  And sadly,

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You see the number Boromir is holding? That's how many cares I can give your memes.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

I'm going to defeat you with whatever random page Biosector01 gives me.  *click*

 

You get lost in the Valley of the Maze and are never seen again.

 

My mask. 

[ToaTImeLord]

I open a portal and send you to a dimension filled with cheese and Justin Bieber songs.

 

You are never heard from again.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

What a grate way to go!

 

My mask.

[CommanderKumo]

I force the mask onto your face, Matoro style!

 

my mask

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I eradicate you and your entire race.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The UN puts you on trial for and finds you guilty of genocide. McHanged.

 

My mask.

[ToaTImeLord]

I beat you upside the head with a toaster oven.

 

My Mask.

[CommanderKumo]

I give a toaster sentience and order it to hunt you down

 

my mask

[ToaTImeLord]

I teleport you to the heart of a black hole.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I destroy your entire city, and you along with it.

It's my mask now.

 

I give a toaster sentience and order it to hunt you down

Must be one brave little toaster.

[Ride Another Day]

Bad puns are not allowed so I must destroy your face.

 

My mask.

[ToaTImeLord]

Bad puns are not allowed so I must destroy your face.

 

My mask.

So is your face.

My Mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

His face are not allowed? What?

 

My mask?

[CommanderKumo]

I use the force to make yourself face palm at 9000 metres per second

 

my mask

[ToaTImeLord]

I feed you to a pack of wolves.

 

 

My Mask.

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[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I feed you to cats.  That's a hundred times worse.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I feed your cats to you.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I feed your cats other cats.

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

I feed you to the Sarlacc.

 

My mask. 

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I disembowel you, Game of Thrones-style.

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

I decapitate you, LOTR/Hobbit style.

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I take one of your lungs.

 

My mask.

[CommanderKumo]

It turns out that I hid a bomb in that lung...

 

My mask

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I took your frickin' kidney!  And also the mask.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I smack you and return Kumo's kidney.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I introduce your chest to my spear.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Smoke's skull, meet my Finger Beam.

It's my mask now.

[FrozenFlash]

I steal the mask.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I steal you. 

 

My FF and mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I steal your heart.  (No homo tho.)

It's my mask now.  And also my heart.