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That contagion turns me into a superhero.  So your plan backfired.

I use my newfound superpowers to resurrect you, then pummel you out of physical existence again.

It's my mask now.

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Fam, the mask brought me back anyway, sooo...

 

Anyway, I use a shard of your homeworld to render your powers moot.

 

My mask.

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'Tis only a flesh wound!

 

My mask.

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I slap you.

 

My mask.

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I bust you open like a piñata.

 

My mask.

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It's my mask now.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME?!

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I cut off your head like Aragorn does to random enemies in the LOTR trilogy. 

 

My mask. 

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I seal your mouth closed.

 

My mask.

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I dump the ice cream on your head. OOOH!

 

My mask.

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I tap your shoulder rand ask if I can show you something on my 'puter. I accidentally click on something and unintentionally show you the worst thing ever, you collapse to the ground as well as I toss the laptop four miles away, and my hand falls on the mask, than I roll away with it.

 

I got the mask.

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I smack a chess board down on your head.

 

My mask.

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I brutally murder Good Guy with that stupid fork he pretends is a weapon. You're next.

 

My mask.

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I brutally murder you with a real fork.

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

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I smack the spoon out of your hands and use it to pop your eyes out.

 

My mask and eyes.

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I force the squid to rip you apart with its arms.

 

My mask.

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Posted

I cook the squid and squirt it and you with a giant lemon.

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

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Suddenly, your squid combusts and incinerates you along with itself.

 

My mask.

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Posted

Suddenly, pineapples.  *your head gets replaced by a pineapple*

 

My mask. 

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

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