Steal the Mask 3

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You contract a terminal illness.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Did someone order a Grim Reaper?

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

Did someone order a foot adapter to the head?

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Did somebody say "Boom!"?

*Explosion*

 

My mask.

Did someone order a Grim Reaper?

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

It's 4/20!  You blaze it too hard.

It's my mask now.

 

wat this for mate

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I just set you ablaze and get over with it.

 

My mask.

 

wat this for mate

This is wat dat for.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

It's my mask now.

 

This is wat dat for.

thank

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I teleport you into the world of Superman 64, where you glitch out and die.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I trap you in a maze.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

I trap you in a maze with a Minotaur. 

 

My mask. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I trap you in the Maze of Shadows.

 

My Mask.

[FrozenFlash]

I trap you in a garbage can before tumbling it down a hill.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I trap you in a barrel before hurling it off a cliff.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

You get thunderstruck.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You get wonderstruck. *Poses*

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

You get blunderstruck.

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I strike you like a smooth criminal.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

We play baseball and you strike out.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

You get ejected from our basketball game.

It's my mask now.

[Wiriamu]

You're penalized for high-sticking.

 

I enjoyed tearing that fancy mask from your face.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I challenge you to a car race, with the Mask as the prize for the winner. You lose the race.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Ninjas!

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

Inverse Ninja Law!

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I play a perfect game of Bowling and you're so impressed that you give me the mask.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I whack you over the head with a typewriter.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I slam your head onto a piano and play sweet melodies with your forehead.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

BOOM HEADSHOT

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop an anvil on you.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Do you want to see what is in your veins?

You don't?  Too bad.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I remove your kidneys.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

It's my mask now.

[Onaku]

I throw your precious anime in the trash. You become so offended that a critical vein in your brain ruptures, killing you.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The great Fat Free Strawberry Onken has finally liberated us! Let us rejoice!

Oh, yeah. I lace your Onken with cyanide.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I lace your body with magma.

 

My Mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I lace your lace with lace... wings.  They eat you slowly.

It's my mask now.

[FrozenFlash]

I steal your life. And the mask too.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I steal the Mask back.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I send you on a twenty-year voyage.

 

My mask.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

You are accused of treason and sentenced to be beheaded.  Who wields the sword?  Me.

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I then sentence you to death. I don't have the authority to do so, but that doesn't stop me from taking my own sword and beheading you with it.

 

My Mask.