Steal the Mask 3

[Ride Another Day]

I go silent.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

The Hype Train runs you over.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

The hype train explodes becoming the hurling ball of hype fire. You burn to a crisp from it's hypeness.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

New profiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile picture! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

A dual mask that's not a before-after? How dare you? Gimme that.

 

My mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

How dare you decide on how the dual masks go without having one yourself. You don't even have a profile pic, or a Santa hat.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

I has picture that reminds those of nightmares.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I join in on your PWNness.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

That was some acne.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

The acne absorbs you and turns into a dog.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

How dare you mock the profile pic impaired? 

 

The National Association For The Advancement of New Users (NAANU) forces you to give your mask to me.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

The organization turns out to be a fraud. I file a lawsuit and you lose mask and face.

 

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

I countersue and the judge rules in my favor.

 

My mask!

[Volatile]

Death by Synanceia

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

I sue you for using the horror of an External Link.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 13, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[IcarusBen]

I attack you, for I am WHITE and you are BLACK!

 

I mean... The MTG colors... Uh... Oops.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Your head is replaced by a glatorian head that, being plastic, kills you.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeboolaaaaaaa!

 

my mask

[IcarusBen]

You dare make fun of a disease? Gimme that.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

you dare fly too close to the sun? 

 

my mask

[Guest]

Ghiddy hugs.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I say hi

 

my mask

[Guest]

You cause an avalanche.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

Wich ultimately kills you

 

My mask

[Jonathan Crane]

which kills you too

 

my mask

[Volatile]

But then You realize you're too busy dying inside the acidic avalanche wich I'm not in

 

My mask

[Guest]

But then you realized that the one in the avalanche was just a clone that was teleporting the avalanche into my gun, which I then open fire with, burying you.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

ebola on you

 

my mask

[Volatile]

Shame on you

 

My mask

[Guest]

I cure ebola and become invincible.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

And then decay

 

My mask

[Ride Another Day]

You become a zombie. Ashes to Ashes and Dust to Dust.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Gimme bars. While you ponder what that means, I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[skratchR]

I sing 'dragonborn' to your face until your heads blow off from the sheer power of my words. Those of you who survive declare me the new high king. I crush all resistance with my mighty thu'um. FUS RO DAH!

 

My mask and ancestral power.

[Onaku]

I sing Age of Oppression and replace Ulfric's part in it with you. In honor of this, you grant me the mask, after which I proceed to shouting you apart. I then sing Age of Aggression.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Uh-oh! Your spleen is actually a bomb.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Everyone stands a little too close to me as it goes off.

 

No one's mask.

Edited December 15, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[IcarusBen]

I forge in the fires of Mordor, the one mask to rule them all, the Ignika 2.0!

 

You know, to replace the one that got blown up by Onaku's spleen bomb.

 

My mask.

Edited December 15, 2014 by IcarusBen

[Onaku]

It happens to be unscathed. This renders your 2.0 irrelevant.

 

My mask.