Steal the Mask 3

[IcarusBen]

Wait. Now we have two Ignikas flying about? Oops.

 

I take your mask from you in a creative way and throw it into Mordor, thus making my 2.0 the only proper Ignika here.

 

My (infinitely more awesome) mask.

[Onaku]

Mordor is destroyed by the mask. With the 2.0's place of origin destroyed, it too ceases to be.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

In Soviet Russia, you don't destroy the mask. The mask destroys you.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Nope.avi

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

Gimme.flv

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Die.exe

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Sonic.exe

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JALLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JALLY TIME!

 

Mah-mask! Mah-mask! Mah-mask!

[Onaku]

WHAT IS LOVE?!! BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME!

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

HEYAYAYAYAY HEYAYAYAA

I SAID HEY!

IT'S MY MASK!!!

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Trolololololololololololololololo!

Lolololololololo!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Naaanananaaaaannanana na nuh!

Auiiiiiiiiho oh ho, lalala, la, trolol!

Trololo!

 

My mask. Trololo!

[Ride Another Day]

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,

 

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

There is, a house, in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun, and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and gosh, I know, I'm one

 

my mask

[Guest]

Assassination.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

Fatality!

 

my mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Babality!

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

*Epic Sax Guy*

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Percuuuuuuuuuuussion! *ba dum tss*

 

My mask. *ba dum tss*

[IcarusBen]

STOP! STOP! This is bedlam, bedlam! SHUT UP!

 

*crickets*

 

Ahem. Will all the dancing Hitlers go stage left, and all the singing Hitlers stage right. Let's see. Jacques Lapideux? Jacques Lapideux?

 

Oops. Ahem. JACK LAPIDUS?

 

Hi Jack. Can you get that mask for me? Thanks.

 

My mask and starring role in The Producers as theatrical director Roger Elizabeth DeBris.

[skratchR]

Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin!

Naal ok zin los vahriin!

Va dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst val!

Ark fin norok pal graan!

Fod nust hon zindro zaan!

Dovahkiin, fah hin, kogaan mu draal!

 

My mask and supreme nerdyness (I know that song by heart. I didn't look up the lyrics in internet).

[Guest]

Ba weep graghnah weep bon ninni bong!

 

My mask and Transformers reference.

[Squill da squid]

All squids obay me i have them mob u and steal the mask, they then give me the mask.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my mask

Edited December 16, 2014 by Squill da squid

[Volatile]

You spelled Obey wrong

 

My mask

[Guest]

Yeah. Then the squids punch you and head back to their true leader, Kalmah.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

Kalmah unmutates and drowns in the water, removing your leverage. The squids, without a leader, drop the mask at my feet.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Suddenly, however, the Squids find themselves wanting to work for their brand new leader which they now have. Not consciously, of course. Henchmen with consciences will only betray you at the worst possible moment. Now, who do you know with strong hypnotic powers, who has taken control of people with a mere glare?

"I'm surprised how many new seekers are joining the party. I'm afraid I'll have to correct that."

The squids swarm IcarusBen, and give the Mask to me.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 16, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

The squids break free of your will 'cause they're just that awesome. They teleport to another, now inaccessible universe, where no-one will be able to remove them from their paradise. Go hypnotize some chinchillas or rhinos. Oh look, that chinchilla-rhinoceros hybrid has the mask on its horn!

 

The chinchilla-rhinoceros's mask.

[Specter Knight]

I try to tame the Chinchilla-rhinoceros, but fail spectaculary. well, at least I distracted it long enough to steal it's mask.

 

My mask... ow... I gotta get to a hospital before anyone steals it...

[Volatile]

I jump from a roof and dramatically land on you and run away. However when they start examining your body they find to blade cuts in your neck.

PLOT TWIST! I DIDN'T JUST LAND ON YOU! I ASSASSINATED YOU!!!!!!!

 

My mask

[Guest]

PLOT TWIST! You are actually me in disguise! You don't even exist!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Turns out the whole universe... is a SPY!!!

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

And it turns out the Spy... is DEAD!

 

Because I just killed him.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

And thus the universe collapses in on itself, killing all of its inhabitants (which also turned out to be spies), and leaving only a singularity point in its wake (which also happens to be a spy).

 

My mask (which happens not to be a spy).

Edited December 17, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Specter Knight]

I (now a ghost, as Aeron (secretly Gukko lord) assassinated me a few minutes ago) Come up to you and spook you so much, it leaves you open to me taking your mask.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

I... I can... I CAN BUILD A SPACESHIP!

 

Spaceship! Space... SHIP! SPACESHIP!

 

I send my SPACESHIP! to take your mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I send you an explosive in the mail. You find out what it is in time and manage to safely dispose of it, but by time you come back, the mask is gone.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I create another universe just for those who survived the collapse of the previous one (me), and you're not invited.

 

My mask and personal universe.

[IcarusBen]

I unleash the combined power of Uwe Boll, the DayZ and Gary Brodsky upon you. The sheer magnitude of schlock compels you to break down and give me everything.

 

My mask and personal universe.

[Ride Another Day]

You go into Soviet Russia, WHERE WALDO FOUND YOU!!!

 

 

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

Nonono, to me, the books aren't Where's Waldo, I find them to be more like There's Waldo.

 

Crisis averted.

 

My mask and personal universe and skill at Where's Waldo.