Simulacrum Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 The battle grew more intense, Ike and Lucario both at 267 damage... And then Capricorn did what no one expected. He telekenticly threw JiMing into BZPP, teleporting away before anyone could reach him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 IC:Zadakh didn't even know he had a Kinect or a PS3, but he shrugged, gave JiMing a thumbs-up, and placed the recliner. Then he went into the kitchen and, after a while, came out with a fresh plate of cookies as a way of thanking everyone for helping him move in. Zadakh's a nice guy like that...which is wierd, since he's usually trying to eviscerate these people...ah, whatever. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Despite fuming at Capricorn for being an extreme cool dude, he forgot all that when he saw the cookies. His mother doesn't let him eat too many, so loves the chance to eat some. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 IC:Zadakh set the cookies on the coffee table and went to get milk...but he didn't have any milk! :oHe went back into the living room and used charades to tell everyone that he was out of milk and had to go get some, for no cookies could be fully appreciated without milk. Zadakh then left the house, crawled into his car, and drove off to the underground supermarket....I think all logic has completely gone out the window at this point. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Josefina was in the middle of merrily blasting a poor skrall into the air when she noticed a sign labelled 'Secret Underground Street Entrance-shh, don't tell anyone'. One of her eyebrows did a drunken dance.Seriously? Alcohol-induced hallucinations now? She had thought herself made of sterner stuff.Finishing up the job, she commanded her spikit to leap into the ground below it and dispell the illusion--Only to find said ground opening up before her spikit's advances, revealing pavement beneath leading into the darkness lit by streetlamps.Needless to say, that was about the moment when several thousand combatants flew at the distracted-and-escaping elderly toa. Which caused said Gomez to keep up her mount's charge into the tunnel.Which subsequently caused said spikit to collide with the car of a certain Zadakh. Edited December 30, 2011 by The Fearless Leader [Profiles] Wisdom. Restraint. Emptiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 JiMing walked into the living room holding a cow above his head. "Now we have milk!"Then he thought about how much the cow must weigh. He was crushed under the weight of the cow."By the way, has anybody seen Zadakh yet?" he managed. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) IC:Zadakh's car hit the spikit and exploded. He skidded along the ground, and then he got up, ran over to the spikit, and checked to see if it was okay. Of course, he still couldn't speak or hear, so...eh. He set up a flare to contact help, dove into a bush, and drove out in his super secret back-up car, which he drove all the way to the supermarket. While at the supermarket, Zadakh bought milk and picked up a few other things, but right before he got in line he ran into an old friend from high school, who stopped to talk to him. Of course, Zadakh STILL couldn't hear or talk, which made things difficult, but once that was related it went kinda smoothly...oh, and a doctor was walking by and used a super secret medicine to restore Zadakh's hearing (but not his speech). The side effects that kicked in would've killed Zadakh if he wasn't a BIonifighter, but eh. After paying for everything, he used the secret entrance to his apartment to instantly warp back, holding up the milk in a victory pose.Then he saw the cow and was disheartened...so he tossed out some potato chips and went to put away his groceries. After helping JiMing get out from under the cow, of course. Edited December 30, 2011 by Guts Style Pahrak My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Then JiMing did a happy dance as he was freed from the cow. "Sorry for making your trip to the store useless." apologized JiMing. Edited December 30, 2011 by JiMing Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 IC:Zadakh didn't mind because he still got chips, and he related this through charades. Then there was a knock on the door, and Zadakh went to open it--hey, it's that girl he has a picture of! Wait...does Zadakh ACTUALLY have...a GIRLFRIEND?!No clue. After that, a Vorox broke through the wall, so Zadakh repelled it. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Then JiMing blew some sand at the wall to fix the hole.JiMing looked at Zadakh, confused as to who that girl was. Edited December 30, 2011 by JiMing Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Capricorn, angry at being ignored wanting a fight, teleported behind JiMing, halberd striking down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing retaliated by using his Gale Spear to blow him out of the house.He was mad at Capricorn for ruining the atmosphere. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh gave JiMing a thumbs up....Er, in relation to the wall, of course! We should make that clear.As for the girl, she went over to the TV, opened a DVD case, and disappeared....Um...I guess Zadakh's merchandise has some sort of Fourth Wall portal incorporated into them....Zadakh then called the cops, reporting Capricorn for invading his home. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 BZPP teleported behind Capricorn and struck him down with her Amethyst Cutter. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:The police, who looked suspiciously like leader class Skrall, came in and said, "This is the police! Everybody freeze!"After a pause, the lead policeSkrall turned to another and said, "Well? Fire the freeze cannon!"Another policeSkrall, fumbling with a white cannon, said, "It's not workin' captin! I think we forgot the charges!"Zadakh silently despaired. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing then quickly grabbed the "police" Skrall with his Glove of Fire and tossed them out. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh was worried that his apartment would be trashed, so he quickly put bubble wrap on everything. Wonder where he got all the bubblewrap... My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing didn't know, but he stood at the door to alert them if the Skrall were coming back, and fight them off if he had to. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:The policeSkrall retreated...for now.Zadakh set Reaper on its display stand, sat in the recliner, and silently sighed. He needed to relax after a long day of fighting, moving, and getting milk. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 BZPP got on a couch and practiced SSBB without looking, and she telekineticly moved the jug of milk over Zadakh and dumped it on him. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh would frown if he had a mouth. Still, at least they weren't beating him up and he had a chance to rest. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing frowned at BZPP for being so rude. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:The doorbell rang, and Zadakh went to open the door. It was the mailman, who had magically known of Zadakh's change of adress, and handed Zadakh a package. Zadakh nodded, went back to his recliner, opened the package, and pulled out a DVD box set. He silently celebrated. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 BZPP frowned back and her frown was a laser vision frown. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh placed the box set very carefully on the shelf. Now his collection was in perfect order! At long last, his OTHER dream had been realized!! My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 But BZPP's laser frown had missed JiMing, hit a mirror and vaporized the DVD's. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) JiMing ordered another set of DVDs for Zadakh, paying it with his own money. They arrived two minutes later. Edited December 31, 2011 by JiMing Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh despaired for those two minutes, but then he thanked JiMing as best he could while silenced. He then turned to BZPP and used charades to ask two things: "When does this silence where off?" and "WHY ON BARA MAGNA WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 After a very long series of events involving a Kualsi, a dead spikit, and a horde of angry skrall, the elder found herself before Zadakh's bunker-thing. The toa of Lightning grinned, preparing to go inside and make it her base--And then realized that the skrall were still after her.Her grin turned demonic."SKRALLIGEDDON!," Josefina Gomez declared as she pulled out her shotgun, set down what remained of the dead spikit before her as a barricade, and got to work. [Profiles] Wisdom. Restraint. Emptiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing alerted Zadakh. "The Skrall are coming and Josefina is here!"He drew his weapons, ready to fight. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pahrak Model ZX Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 IC:Zadakh heard gunshots outside and despaired. He was glad, though, that he had his insurance agent on speed dial. My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing used his Gale Spear to create a tornado to pick up the Skrall and dump them somewhere else. He told Josefina, "Find somewhere to set up a base!" Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) Josefina was about to pull the trigger of her shotgun on the advancing shuffling and moaning skrall with arms raised and fingers dangling, but then remembered she'd forgotten something. Of course! She couldn't fight apocalypses without it.Opening up the Survivalist Shotgun, Gomez withdrew a folded-up medical suit for protection against zombie fluids. She dressed herself in it. Next, she pulled out a pair of SNAZZE GOGGULS and set them on her nose.Now with The Captain's Cap on her head, Geta Sandals on her feet, goggles and medical suit-not to mention ludicrously awesome shotgun-Josefina cut quite the picture.Unfortunately for Jiming (and quite fortunately for the grinning-madly Josefina) his Gale Spear couldn't really do anything to slow down the skrall. There were too many for the horde to be damaged for long from his attack. Edited December 31, 2011 by The Fearless Leader [Profiles] Wisdom. Restraint. Emptiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 BZPP told Zadakh that she had no idea when the silence would wear off and that she had meant to hit JiMing. She then ordered a 13 gallon jug of Nutella and eat all of it.OOC: BZPP LOVES chocolate, and Nutella. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) Josefina shrugged as she plugged away. This was nice, but she was pretty hungry.So uncorking her flask and swigging some down, she ordered a tub full of nutella from the heavens. The heavens appeared to have heard her prayers as she was suddenly immersed in a pond of nutella.The toa shrugged again. Stranger things HAD happened, after all. And the nutella did help to slow down approaching zombies while she ate it and guzzled vodka. Gomez didn't need to blast nearly as often as she kept her torso above the nutella, goggles and cap glinting snazzily. Edited December 31, 2011 by The Fearless Leader [Profiles] Wisdom. Restraint. Emptiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 JiMing felt sorry for Zadakh, and ordered a speaking potion online (you can get anything online), and it arrived 30 seconds later (the guy who delivered it had a beard and wore a robe).He told them to get ready to fight if necessary. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) BZPP now summoned an army of a million toa, who she commanded to destroy all those who like the movie Wall-E. She also replaced all of Zadakh's DVD's with Animusic and beat a bunch of high scores on video games. Edited December 31, 2011 by MoC1: BZPower Paladin Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) "Do you like Wal-""PUM! Hedshot." Edited December 31, 2011 by The Fearless Leader [Profiles] Wisdom. Restraint. Emptiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) JiMing stared at BZPP, confused as to why she summoned that army in the first place. Edited December 31, 2011 by JiMing Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 *SLAP!* BZPP slapped JiMing for staring at her and then proceeded to bash him over the head with her Shield. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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