Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 18, 2019 Posted September 18, 2019 Isn’t that how it always goes? You’re out minding your own business when suddenly the screen flashes and you find yourself pulled into a random battle! And not just any random battle, but a battle against the legendary secret enemy… KARDAS DRAGON appears! Take whatever action you think will stop the beast! I’ll respond and let you know how effective it is…or isn’t. Attack it, try to run, sing to it—try anything, just remember you only get 1 action per post. Maybe if we all work together we’ll actually stand a chance! I suppose I should lead the charge…I launch a Rhotuka at Kardas Dragon! KARDAS DRAGON catches the Rhotuka in its mouth like a Frisbee! 0 damage! KARDAS DRAGON hates fetch! It’s angry now! Oh dear… Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Valendale Posted September 18, 2019 Posted September 18, 2019 I'd like to imitate Vezon in an attempt to get the dragon to obey me. Quote
FrozenFlash Posted September 18, 2019 Posted September 18, 2019 I use the Kanohi Komau. Maybe it can be controlled. Quote
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 18, 2019 Author Posted September 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Valendale said: I'd like to imitate Vezon in an attempt to get the dragon to obey me. KARDAS DRAGON recognizes the voice. It remembers all the good times it had with Vezon, and that there actually weren't any good times, they were all bad. It retaliates in a fury! 1 hour ago, FrozenFlash said: I use the Kanohi Komau. Maybe it can be controlled. You step into the mind of KARDAS DRAGON! It wasn't expecting company, so the place is a mess, and it chases you away before you have the chance to judge its lifestyle! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
JAG18 Posted September 19, 2019 Posted September 19, 2019 I ask it if it wants to see a magic trick. Quote Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 19, 2019 Author Posted September 19, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON eyes you suspiciously, but nods. Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 I do the Hokey Pokey as a courting display. Quote
JAG18 Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 I unload a Cordak blaster into Kardas' face. Look! The Cordak bullets, they disappeared! Quote Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels
Lip McKalmah Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 (edited) I eat a whole canister of random gears to activate my H E R O M O D E ! Then I shoot some dogdeballs of doom at it. Edited September 20, 2019 by Lipuret McKaukau Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel.
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 20, 2019 Author Posted September 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Electric Light Gunhaver said: I do the Hokey Pokey as a courting display. KARDAS DRAGON is initially confused, but eventually puts its left arm in and shakes it all about. 1 hour ago, JAG18 said: I unload a Cordak blaster into Kardas' face. Look! The Cordak bullets, they disappeared! 20 damage! KARDAS DRAGON is enraged by your lack of respect for sleight of hand! It pulls a rabbit out of its hat, and then beats you with it. 1 hour ago, Lipuret McKaukau said: I eat a whole canister of random gears to activate my H E R O M O D E ! Then I shoot some dogdeballs of doom at it. KARDAS DRAGON dodges expertly while lecturing you about the importance of a healthy diet! 1 Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Valendale Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Well if "Hero Mode" didn't work... I would like to attempt to go sicko mode on this dragon. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 I pet the Dragon and tell it that it is doing amazing. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 20, 2019 Author Posted September 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Valendale said: Well if "Hero Mode" didn't work... I would like to attempt to go sicko mode on this dragon. KARDAS DRAGON gets a judgy look and throws a stack of vinyl at you! 4 hours ago, Taka Nuvia said: I pet the Dragon and tell it that it is doing amazing. KARDAS DRAGON blushes, shuffling back sheepishly! 1 Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Alexander123 Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Use a kanohi olmak to send it to a dimension where it is on the bottom of the food chain. Quote
TERIDAX941 Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 Dons Hulkbuster Armor and stands up to the dragon. "You want to wrestle? Let's wrestle!" Activates unibeam 1 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 20, 2019 Author Posted September 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Alexander123 said: Use a kanohi olmak to send it to a dimension where it is on the bottom of the food chain. KARDAS DRAGON yanks on the chain, bringing the entire dimension crashing down and unraveling the spacetime fabric that composed it! The talk of food makes it hungry, so it stops for a bagel on its way back to this universe. 3 hours ago, Iron_Man5 said: Dons Hulkbuster Armor and stands up to the dragon. "You want to wrestle? Let's wrestle!" Activates unibeam KARDAS DRAGON takes the hit! 30 damage! KARDAS DRAGON gets a spotlight and a mic, proceeding to describe how it will destroy you as its fans cheer from the stands. It then bounces off the ropes to body slam you! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
FrozenFlash Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 I start singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" in an attempt to soothe it. Quote
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 21, 2019 Author Posted September 21, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON appears to grow calm, but then remembers this song has the same tune as the alphabet song and grows furious over how long it took to realize that! 1 Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 I continue my dance, but begin to increase the rate at which I perform it. Quote
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 21, 2019 Author Posted September 21, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON is getting into the groove! It's matching the speed of your dance! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Master Inika Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 I fire at Kardas a blast from the Spear of Fusion, hoping to separate him into two easier-to-defeat enemies. Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library!
TERIDAX941 Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Picks myself up off the floor and quickly calculates how many hitpoints the dragon has left *value pending* "No one can out dance Iron Man!" Starts a dance off with Kardas. Quote Formerly Iron_Man5
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 21, 2019 Author Posted September 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Master Inika said: I fire at Kardas a blast from the Spear of Fusion, hoping to separate him into two easier-to-defeat enemies. KARDAS DRAGON separates into KARDAS and DRAGON! They immediately run to each other, spin around to re-fuse into KARDAS DRAGON, and then it sings Stronger Than You as it starts swinging at you with a vengeance. 3 hours ago, Iron_Man5 said: Picks myself up off the floor and quickly calculates how many hitpoints the dragon has left *value pending* "No one can out dance Iron Man!" Starts a dance off with Kardas. HP: OVER NINE THOOOUUUSAAAAAAND!! KARDAS DRAGON begins to breakdance! 1 Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Lip McKalmah Posted September 21, 2019 Posted September 21, 2019 Humbled, I accept the lecture about healthy eating. This knowledge becomes, as it tends to happen, power. I use this power to summon the food pyramid!!! However, my Venezuelan region-lock intervenes in the summoning. Instead the large, majestic, government-approved food trompo materialises, its string of water and physical activity ripping it towards KARDAS DRAGON!!! [image for reference. the one herein is much larger, and much more majestic, but unfortunately much less government-approved] 1 Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel.
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 21, 2019 Author Posted September 21, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON is flattened! 40 damage! KARDAS DRAGON is impressed by your reversal, and gives you a respectful nod as it gets back up. 1 Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
TERIDAX941 Posted September 22, 2019 Posted September 22, 2019 Time to bring in the big guns... brings in giant boom boxes blaring "We will rock you" making enough noise to shatter solid stone all focused on the dancing dragon And I'll keep dancing as well, the show must go on! 1 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 22, 2019 Author Posted September 22, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON is moved to tears by the splendor of Queen's music! It continues to dance, now with soul! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Alexander123 Posted September 22, 2019 Posted September 22, 2019 If sending it to another dimension didn't work then I guess I will order the ENTIRE Byzantine army to attack it to the last man with trebuchets hurling greek fire as they charge. This dragon will fall before the might of Rome! Quote
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 22, 2019 Author Posted September 22, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON catches on fire! 10 damage per second! Remembering its fire safety courses, KARDAS DRAGON stops, drops, and rolls right over the entire Byzantine army until the flames are extinguished. Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
TERIDAX941 Posted September 22, 2019 Posted September 22, 2019 Calculates how many seconds of damage that is It's not super effective! nudges the rolling dragon until it rolls right off a 1000 ft cliff. Geronimo! Quote Formerly Iron_Man5
Onaku Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 ZA WARUDO. TOKI YO TOMARE! One second has passed... There is naught but silence as TWO SECONDS have passed... Time itself is frozen, not a chirp from a bird or the movement of grass in the gentle breeze... THREE SECONDS HAVE PASSED... A cold dull grey colour permeates the world, something no one can perceive... Four seconds have passed... Then, a giant space roadroller (don't question it) comes hurtling from outside the atmosphere, surrounded by a giant fireball as it crashes into the timestopped Kardas Dragon. ... Time has resumed. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 23, 2019 Author Posted September 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Iron_Man5 said: Calculates how many seconds of damage that is It's not super effective! nudges the rolling dragon until it rolls right off a 1000 ft cliff. Geronimo! KARDAS DRAGON unfurls its wings, flying high into the sky and obscuring the sun as the last bits of fire rain down from it! 1 hour ago, Onaku said: ZA WARUDO. TOKI YO TOMARE! One second has passed... There is naught but silence as TWO SECONDS have passed... Time itself is frozen, not a chirp from a bird or the movement of grass in the gentle breeze... THREE SECONDS HAVE PASSED... A cold dull grey colour permeates the world, something no one can perceive... Four seconds have passed... Then, a giant space roadroller (don't question it) comes hurtling from outside the atmosphere, surrounded by a giant fireball as it crashes into the timestopped Kardas Dragon. ... Time has resumed. 30 damage! KARDAS DRAGON shoots you a condescending glare that gives a very clear "watch better anime" vibe! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Onaku Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 For giving me an unwanted opinion, I shall return the favour, shouting that those wings do nothing for its figure. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 23, 2019 Author Posted September 23, 2019 KARDAS DRAGON laughs, waiting for you to realize that the url you entered is just as invalid as your taste in shounen! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Onaku Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) So the Kardas Dragon is an anime snob, huh? What a laugh. What the dragon didn't realise though is that by looking at that url, it has already triggered my true ability, Harder Fall. The url was actually rigged with special bombs, bombs that only go off once someone comes close enough to read it. Upon that event, the bombs will cause damage proportional to the victim's power. The greater the power, the greater the damage. That is to say... the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the Kardas Dragon is both very big and very powerful. Edited September 23, 2019 by Onaku 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 23, 2019 Author Posted September 23, 2019 400 damage! KARDAS DRAGON stumbles back in shock. It had expected this suppressed state to be more than enough to deal with you lot. With a mighty roar, KARDAS DRAGON unleashed its TRUE power!! Heal 999! Stats up! Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Onaku Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 It seems I underestimated this beast. I shan't make such a mistake again. I wanted to avoid this, but it seems my fate was never to get out of this alive. I put into motion my final, ultimate ability. Hardest Fall! In an instant, the world lights up, a white aura that shifts into multicoloured spectra, before finally all coalescing into a dense aura around me and the Kardas Dragon, linking the two of us together. In that moment, I am it, and it is I. We now share one life, one fate. I then draw a knife and slit my own throat. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Pahrak Model ZX Posted September 23, 2019 Author Posted September 23, 2019 It's a one-hit KO! KARDAS DRAGON loses one of its lives! Getting back up, it meows to communicate that it has eight more remaining. Quote My Library Right of Law (Epics) KARDAS DRAGON appears! (G&T)
Onaku Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 Darn, I was gonna do that. And being that doing Hardest Fall eight more times would quite frankly be ridiculous, I instead opt for something a little bit... different. I drop into a furious, eccentric interprative dance to try and distract and confuse the Kardas Dragon. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
TERIDAX941 Posted September 23, 2019 Posted September 23, 2019 Time to up the stakes... (spoilers from Endgame in case a few of you guys haven't seen it yet) Spoiler I reverse time to turn the Kardas back into a harmless Fenrakk spider. 1 Quote Formerly Iron_Man5
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