Bionicle Would Never Say

[Ford]

"That's it, man. I have put up with all of your ramblings, all of your hate for me, and that weird guy that always hangs down for the ceiling and breathes down my neck. Not to mention the times that he got me sick from all the times he would cough on me, and I don't even get any sick days. I get no sick days, no paid vacation-heck-no pay at all! Where are my widgets!?

...to keep this brief for you, you complete hack, I QUIT!

...Now help me get down from up here, please."

 

 

Turaga Takanuva (Kingdom AU).

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'So we're going to just take away my alternate Toa version of me's weapon just to give him an even stronger weapon, plus a light-wielding launcher, without even checking to see if he is a good version of me and not a evil version? BRILLIANT!' 

 

Malum

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Now that I can't be a Glatorian any more, I'm going to open a frozen yogurt shop."

 

 

Strakk

[Ford]

"Look at ma' gains!"

 

Telluris. 

[Onaku]

"I have no resentment at all towards anyone of the other tribes. And what's that? My vehicle's been destroyed? No matter, it was a piece of junk anyway!"

 

The Ignika

[Specter Knight]

"Kill myself to save the universe? why would I want to do that?"

 

Protector of Stone

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I will now tell you all my name. It is Bob. Great, isn't it?'

 

The Zivon. 

[Ford]

"I'm so pretty that I can't even see what I look like. Stupid darkness!"

 

Toa Tanma (Kingdom AU)

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Matoro and Teridax are my best friends."

 

 

Matoro

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Mask of Life want me to wear it? Okay, I will do what it asks. Though I don't see why........AAAAHHHHH! IT'S BURNING MY FACE!'

 

Pridak

[McNugget]

"I'm a Shark, Sharky Shark Shark Shark Shark, I'm a Shark."

Or Pre League of Six Army's

"Icarax, do I have to?"

 

Icarax

[Specter Knight]

"I'm not good enough to kill him! You do it, Antroz!"

 

Lewa

[Naota Takizawa]

"Kopaka, I feel that I am inferior to you in every way and I will gladly make you the leader of the toa mata." -Tahu

 

"Meditation is boring, can I go swimming instead?" -Gali

 

"I don't really like rahi." -Lewa

 

"Guys! I'm going ice skating, who wants to join in?" -Kopaka

Edited April 19, 2015 by Liuth

[McNugget]

You Forgot to List someone for me, So I'm Going with a Mute Matoran

"..."

 

Maku

[Specter Knight]

"Sorry, Hewkii. I'm going out with Kongu tonight! isn't he the sweetest?"

 

Makuta Gorast

[Ford]

"Vultraz, my love. Let's be together forever... No, I don't have a thing going on with Krika at all... I don't know what you're talking about..."

 

Vultraz

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Vultraz: "Jerbraz never told you what happened to your mentor."

Mazeka: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

Vultraz: "No, I am your mentor!"

 

 

Mazeka

[McNugget]

"I quit the OOMN"

 

Rahkshi

[Specter Knight]

"Come on guys, we just wanna party! no need to kick us out of the Koro or anything! we just wanna have fun!"

 

Axonn (not sure if I've spelt this correctly)

[Ford]

"You know I wasn't always Axonn? My name used to be just Onn, but I thought that was stupid. So I found this extremely large ax and the rest is history."

 

Piruk

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm not afraid of you! I'm fear NOTHING!'

 

Dekar

[P~M]

"I'm Dekar."

 

Ancient.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Hey TSO, think you could grant me a few days leave to go meet up with some Order of Mata Nui officers? ...Oh Karz, did I really just say that? Um... Forget everything I just said, k?" *shuffles awkwardly out of TSO's office*

 

 

Wairuha

[P~M]

"Where did I put my keys?"

 

Krakua

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Deceptions and lies are typically harmless."

 

 

Reidak

[P~M]

"No, go ahead, I'll hold the door."

 

Toa Ignika

[Ford]

*hums the Superman theme to himself* "You wish you were as cool as me!"

 

Defilak

[McNugget]

"Oh hey Takadox! Oh, your here to interrogate me? Thats so violent, why not I just willingly tell you everything I know about the Mask of life."

 

Takadox.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Attention, fellow Barracki. I am a spy for the Brotherhood of Makuta. Do with that what you will.'

 

Radiak.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Shouldn't Shadow Leeches leech the shadow from you?"

 

 

Chirox

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Mutran is my best friend!'

 

Mutran.

[JAG18]

"Forget about trying to control this storm I'm getting out of here."

 

Pohatu

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"I hate everyone."

 

 

Protector of Jungle

[JAG18]

"You have my bow"

 

Certavus

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why would I want to write a book and abandon it in the wastelands for someone to end up dying while trying to get said book, when I can just give copies out myself?'

 

Lein

[Makuta Miras]

"I'm still alive!"

 

Lariska

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why would I want to get paid to do the job that I love? I'm a Dark Hunter that works for free!'

 

Onewa

[Naota Takizawa]

"Carving is boring, I'd rather go join Matau in a race."

 

Tuyet

[McNugget]

"Know what, I don't feel like doing anything evil today."

 

Miserex

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"I'm starting a Teridax fan club, wanna join?"

 

 

Brutaka