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Bionicle Would Never Say


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"Why hello there young villager! Great day to be out on an adventure, isn't it? Indeed, but I must shamefully apologize; I simply haven't the time for such small talk, no matter how engaging a conversation partner I'm sure you are. My brothers and I have traveled quite a distance to find you, or, more specifically, to find that golden mask in your pack there. Now, if you'd be kind enough to relinquish it to us, we will be more than happy to not kill you right now, but should you refuse, which I'm not saying you can't, but if you do, well then anything could happen! I'll give you a moment to turn it over in your head. I'll be by the river admiring the natural beauty of this paradisiacal island we are all privileged enough to call home; please give me your response as quickly as practicable. Thank you very much, and a good rest of the day to you."

 

Keetongu.

"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your
future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer.
"
-- Turaga Nokama

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"Now more than ever, good Vorox, it is imperative that we challenge the xenophobia which pollutes our society. Also anyone who lives in the desert can die in a hole for all I care."

 

Morbuzakh

( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of Time

What if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins

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"My power, second!? You foolish scribe! My power is third, to Mata Nui and Makuta. No wait... fourth, to Mata Nui, Makuta, and Artahka. Or... fifth, actually, to Mata Nui, Makuta, Artahka, and Karzahni. Definitely fifth... oh, unless you count Tren Krom, then it's sixth, after Mata Nui, Makuta, Artahka, Karzahni, Tren Krom... And it occurs to me that there are actually a lot of Makuta..." *tries to count them and runs out of fingers* "...Nevermind. Just... I'm not second! Sheesh."

 

 

The Recorder

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