Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) This is a game I thought of that I think might be fun. The point of the game is to write out a horrible accident scenario from a (lego related) event that the previous poster has written out. accidentˈaksɪd(ə)nt/noun 1.an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury."he had an accident at the factory"synonyms: mishap, misfortune, misadventure, mischance, unfortunate incident,injury, disaster, tragedy, catastrophe, contretemps, calamity, blow,trouble, problem, difficulty; technicalcasualty"he was involved in an accident at work" 2.an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause."the pregnancy was an accident"synonyms: chance, mere chance, coincidence, twist of fate, freak, hazard; piece of good fortune, (bit of) luck, (bit of) good luck, fluke, happy chance;serendipity, fate, fortuity, fortune, providence; happenstance"it is no accident that there is a similarity between them" Examples: A toa walks across a bridge.The bridge suddenly collapses, killing the toa and dealing a terrible financial blow to the state as they are forced to repair it. A few matoran are sitting on the porch, drinking tea and conversing.The house that the porch is built into suddenly catches fire, and although the matoran manage to get off the porch and into the street, they are then run over by the firetruck called out to extinguish the fire. A little man looks into a store window And so on. I hope you understand the concept of the game, and have fun playing it.Now, to start off this game, here is the first incident: A little man looks into a store window. EDIT: I completely forgot I had to make the game lego related for it to be in this subforum. Adjusted the rules to accommodate this. Edited July 15, 2015 by Toa Onaku 2 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) He leans too far forward and accidentally smashes into the glass of the antique store, hitting a surprisingly sharp bayonet. The result is not very pleasant. Meanwhile, a man is sitting on the stairs of his office complex, waiting for more people to show up to work. Edited July 15, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) But no one comes along. Suddenly, the entire building falls underground as the unfortunate fact of the building having been built on top of a massive hollow in the earth comes to light. A mage of light tries to heal his group of toa heroes. Edited July 15, 2015 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It turns out they're not Toa, but disguised Piraka. They bust out Shadow Leeches and launch are about to launch them at the unfortunate Av-Matoran healer when Chirox bursts in, angry that his tools have been stolen. He uses his Shadow Hand to go bowling, using the Av-Matoran as a ball and the Piraka as the bowling pins. Later that day, six Skakdi and one Matoran are reported dead. The Onu-Matoran coroner informs all of Metru Nui that it was simply an "overzealous sporting accident". Clutch Powers meets Emmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 All the cameras explode from the awesomeness, setting the studio on fire and collapsing the building on top of everyone. Twenty crewmen, fifteen actors, and three other people died. A young kikanalo walks on the beach. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) EDIT: NINJA'D! A Tarakava ambushes the Kikanilo and it is assaulted with a barrage of lightning fast punches. Tahu decides to hold a barbecue in Ta-Koro. Edited July 15, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ta-Koro freezes over because he didn't bring enough coal for the grill. A toa, a skakdi and a vortixx walk into a bar. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The toa asks the skakdi to get out, the vortixx holds a elemental suppressor and asks which of the two will pay the most. A Maktua lurking in a shady corner pays a satisfactory price and switches on the suppressor, weakening the toa and skakdi. The vortixx backstabs both of them and loots their bodies. What will happen when there is a group of six Le-Matoran, a basket of bula berries and Lewa being chased by a Nui-Rama swarm? If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 First, the basket of Bula berries spontaneously combusts. Then, Lewa falls, off a branch the basket was on, into a nest of nui jaga, all of which sting him to death just as the nui rama swarm in and begin a battle with the nui jaga that decimates the entirety of Le-Wahi and destroys Le-Koro completely. The six matoran happened to be away when this happened, and each died simply due to inherent incompetence. A muaka walks into a bar... BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It accidentally steps on a Fusa's tail, which punches the kanohi off a matoran and the mask flies through the air until it collides with a Rahskhi of heat vision, which triggers it into blasting the Muaka with its own eyes. Gali walks into a bar. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 And walk into a bar she does. So hard in fact that she receives a concussion. Authorities question why there was a steel bar placed there in the first place. A plane is about to take off with 143 matoran passengers on board. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 But not the pilot. The Shadowed One prepares to enjoy a gourmet meal. 1 Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It was poisoned, and he ends up dying. The person who poisoned it, that is. Jaller and Kongu are playing a game of chess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 It turns out the chess table was built from wood that came from a very special tree. This tree had actually grown around a quantum meta-string. And when Kongu placed a chess piece to a very specific place on the table, it ruptured into a distortion of space-time that destroyed everything in a fifty lightyear radius. A young matoran sits on a park bench and enjoys some ice cream. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) Vultraz attacks the matoran and runs off with the ice cream. Lewa is trying to land after doing a triple backflip... Edited July 15, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Lewa lands on his neck, requiring emergency transportation to a doctor in Ko-Koro, and Le-Koro is slapped with a large medical bill. While Lewa is recovering in Ko-Wahi, Le-Koro is attacked by bohrok, bohrok-kal, rahi and rahkshi. A matoran tries to start a lawnmower to mow his lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The lawn mower works fine. Until it hits a Madu Cabolo seed. The seed explodes the mower and the matoran is repulsed by the force of the explosion. He lands on his kanohi and it shatters, but the matoran came out relatively unharmed. A matoran is standing on a diving board and they are about to take the plunge... If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 When the diving board snaps in two. The good news is that the Matoran manages to dive with perfect form. The bad news is that he dives into the concrete. Vezon eats a bowl of jello. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 This irritates Fenrakk below him, who keeps snapping at the bowl of jello, knocking Vezon around like a bucking bronco. They both fall into a ravine, and the Toa Inika go in and claim the Mask of Life while they are stuck. A Matoran sits in his favorite armchair to take a nap. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The back of the armchair snaps and so does the matoran's spine. They're now a premature turaga. A matoran is mopping the floors of its house. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 He slips on the wet floor, and just so happens to fall down the stairs. Miraculously, he's perfectly intact, until a Toa there to bring him a Toa Stone also slips, falls down the stairs, and crashes into the unfortunate Matoran, breaking both his and the Matoran's neck. Without the current Toa protector and the destined Matoran becoming a Toa, the entire city is doomed. A Matoran scientist invents the cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It has little to no nutritional value and the matoran can't throw it away, so he ships the burgers to Zakaz. The skakdi find them tasty and raid the matoran's home island to get more burgers. A matoran invents bread, what happens next? If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 He's so excited and goes to tell his friends. But since he's quite a popular guy it take a lot of time and by the time he's done the bread gets all moldy and poisons all the matoran. The Agori and matoran invent paper 1 Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The paper, made from the lining of Nui-rama nets, angers the Rama, which attack the matoran and agori villagers. Greg canonizes love in the MU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 And now everyone but Terry is shipped, meaning he has a much easier time ruling the everything. Takanuva decides to stop eating spiced Muaka eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 ...And that resolution lasted all of three seconds. Normally something really bad would happen as a result of this, but spiced Muaka eyes? Bionifight becomes canon. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Hilarity ensues. And by hilarity, I mean each and every single character that has anything to do with Bionifight dies in a horrible car accident. A muaka tries to seduce an ash bear. 1 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Causing Greg to quit, retconning the existence of all of the MU, killing more than half of Bionifight's players, and destroying BZPower. Takua convinces everyone to shout his name over and over like Jaller in MoL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 His name slowly becomes meaningless as it is continually repeated in an odd chant, and due to the constant, annoying repetition, Takua changes his name to Bob, and decides lives in a desolate cave on mount Ihu to escape the quite. His new hermit life makes it so he does not find the mask of light, and never becomes a toa. Takua drinks coffee in a cafe' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 A the resulting caffeine addiction spreads and in a year Bionicle has been bought by Dunkin Donuts. Lewa soars gracefully over Mata nui. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The great spirit robot rises, and Lewa cant get out of the way, ending up a smudge on Mata nui's cheek. Kopaka didn't slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 But the Protector of Ice did, and he falls to his death. Berix tries to collect a mysterious lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) The lamp is hot to the touch and burns berix's hands so they are useless, then all of a sudden, bone hunters find him. Unable to fight, he is slaughtered. Tiribomba is farming lava Edited July 15, 2015 by The Skakdi Chronicler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Maglya accidentally knocks him into the lava and the matoran with the coolest name in the MU is now dead. Amaya decides to skip work and go with Hahli on an adventure. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Amaya's leg is inexplicably caught in a bear trap on her way to meet Hahli. A search party goes to look for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 They get lost, and starve to death wandering in circles through the jungle. Some Le-Matoran stumble upon their emaciated corpses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 The smell of the corpses attracts hyena rahi and the Le-Matoran try to escape by climbing trees, but they slip down the trunks and they are eaten by the animals. Tamaru joins the gukko force. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 His fear of heights leads to an unfortunate mid-air collision between several gukko, killing all involved. A miniature skakdi walks into a miniature bar. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Giant Skakdi on his way to a Giant bar, and doesnt notice the miniature bar or miniature Skakdi get crushed beneath his feet. A Ruki swims through Naho bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Skakdi terrorists have rigged the Ruki with a thirty-thousand megaton bomb and set it to go off once the poor fish nears Ga-Koro. Turaga Dume declares a national holiday. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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