Onaku Posted August 7, 2015 Author Share Posted August 7, 2015 The universe is lost into the depths of the banana-realm, never to be seen again. A post creates the fifth page. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 The fifth page causes BZPower to break down again. The 2004 story arc in bionicle was a sequel. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 With the Turaga transformed into Toa, the Matoran have no elders to lead them, and the villages degenerate into anarchy. A Rahkshi bakes a cupcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Flabbergaster steals it, eats it, and then helps himself to eating the Rahkshi. Makuta and Makuta (G2) play chess, Xavier/Magneto-style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Makuta G2, wins, and then Makuta G1 Kills Makuta G2 for revenge Someone gave a Maha a Cupcake Edited August 7, 2015 by Dragon11603 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 But there's no such thing as a Maha, so the universe implodes. Ekimu tells the Toa of Okoto a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 The Toa ignore him, and he becomes depressed. Takua tries to summon the Toa Mata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 On Takua's adventure, he challenges a Vakuta to a fight and while battling it, the Vakuta get hits with a Madu Cabolo and it blows up the cave, destroying Whenua's prison and trapping him in more rubble. A Makika later hops in and eats Whenua's kanohi. Takua competes in the Kewa bird race. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 His competetvie spirit leads him to kill every other matoran participating in the race. Nova Orbis Year two gets released Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Its obsessed fans, overjoyed, launch a siege of Lego, hoping to convince the company to replace G2 with Nova Orbis. A Ga-Matoran amnesiac is discovered on a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 The person who discovered the Ga-Matoran accidentally pushes her off the bridge. Tamaru swings on a vine. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 The vine is actually only a symbolic vine representing the universe. It is also not load bearing. A Rahkshi devours a donut. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 The donut gets stuck in it's throat and the rahkshi union sue every donut manufacturer ever Now you can stop after you pop Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I stop after I pop. Because I'm dead. Balloons are invented on Metru Nui. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Takua floats away. Jaller launches a rescue mission for his missing friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 He launches more balloons to go after Takua. However, he used half of the work force in Ta-Metru and there isn't enough stuff being made. Production in Ta-Metru fails and the economy somehow begins to suck. Takua goes to space. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Aliens discover him, and for whatever contrived reason crown him as their king. But Takua, not knowing the first thing about kinging, inadvertently destroys their civilization with a series of ill-conceived executive orders involving pie. Mata Nui stumbles upon the ruins of this ancient civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 He decides to upgrade himself using the technology of this civilization. However, the intergalactic council accuses him of being abusive and racist and therefore kill him. A deathclaw is teleported to the matoran universe. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 The death claw becomes the top predator on Xia. It also kills all the vortixx living on the island. The Agori and matoran build a nuclear power plant. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Makuta decides that he doesn't want the nuclear power plant competing with his wind farms so he blows it up and blames Leprechauns. Krika starts a support group for emotionally damaged villains and anti-heroes. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Krika' group is full of members. However, the villains meet the anti-heroes that stole their thunder or did something awful to them and they all kill each other. Gorast holds a raid on Mata Nui. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 She drops it and it sprays on her face. Nearby Matoran laugh at her. Takanuva gets a YouTube channel. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Takanuva breaks the Internet. Figuratively and literally, his subscriber count hits 3 trillion members and the strain put on the YouTube servers causes the entire website to crash. The Toa Mata try out 4chan. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovsorr the Collectinator Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 They go insane from the insanity that is 4chan and go on a lifelong mission to kill every 4chan member. However they fall into a pit after walking out their front door. A Tarakava goes vegan... ~ :r: BZRPG Characters: The Collector of Masks and Zavesh Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Disco, Phobia, Mahara, Romulus and Remus Hero Factory RPG 2.5 Characters: Whipcrack and Charles Erudite /////// Feel free to refer to me as either the Collector or Kovsorr, and if I don't reply to something, send me a PM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tarakavas are carnivores and their digestive system doesn't extract nutrients from plants. It dies of malnutrition. Kinloka start using rhotuka spinners. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The spinners have no powers and using them makes the Kinloka extremely weak. The Piraka bring their rap show to the next level by adding in basketball trick shots and gymnastics. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit#phntk#1 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Vezok doesn't quite have the finesse to do the tricks properly and smashes everything around him in a fit of rage. Korgot digs a hole. ~Unit#phntk#1 BIONICLE MAFIA XLII: GRAVEYARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Upon digging it, Korgot discovers it is filled with skull spiders. Considering they're pushovers, he cleans through then with absolute ease, only to fall into a convenient pit of lava. Hot tub. Mata Nui (bara magna) tries to use the Mask Of Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Mata Nui Dies, making all the effort Teridax went through to get to bara magna, goes to waste. Teridax throws a Rage Quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 He accidentally throws a rage quilt, which burns through reality, killing everything. Some Skull Warriors Snack on Sandwiches while Singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 They are painted by Takanuva, now a post-modern artist. The painting sparks a war that ends with Mata Nui dying yet again. Zaktan's protodites become fused with protosteel. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The protodites can't move and if Zaktan can't move, then the Piraka leave him behind to find the mask of life. Vezok finds the mask of life. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 He is cursed. Now living tacos will hunt him down for the rest of his very short life. The Hero Factory buys out Lego. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The hero factory turns our favorite lego pieces into heroes. Unfortunately, kids all over the world have nothing to play with and Hasbro becomes their new childhood idol. Hasbro replaces Lego. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Lego Fans Replace Hasbro. Lego Fans Fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) English teachers all over the world die due to unnecessary capitalization and poor punctuation. Lewa joins KISS. Edited August 19, 2015 by "Nevermore" Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Lewa mistook a girl's sleepover club for the rock band. He is subjected to cooties and he dies from it. Gali holds a sleepover. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Tahu, Trinuma, and Botar crash it. Mostly Botar. Pohatu becomes a Toa Inika. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Hewkii has to become a toa Nuva. He goes thrown into energized Protodermis, but he became a Mahi instead. Hahli hangs out with Matoro. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Matoro is dead. Turaga Dume impersonates Teridax to steal control of the BOM. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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