A Series of Unfortunate Accidents

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Hafu suffocates in the corpses.

 

Hafu comes back from the dead.

[Erasmus Graves]

He's a zombie and he can't carve any more, though his mind is as sane as ever ("HEWKII CAN CARVE BETTER THAN ME??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)

 

Bitil opens a factory chain, thereby reducing unemployment in the Southern Isles by 80%.

[Naota Takizawa]

The factories begins polluting the MU, killing Mata Nui from the inside.

 

Boxing is introduced to arena matches. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Glatorian hands shatter as they attempt to punch Matoran faces.

 

The Tarakava join in the boxing arena matches.

[Naota Takizawa]

The Tarakava are scared and begin punching everything in sight.

 

Tahu is the best. 

[Erasmus Graves]

...at failing to lead the team well.

 

The Marendar goes to the gym

[Naota Takizawa]

Marendar is too strong and either destroys or bends the equipment.

 

Tahu & Kopaka play hangman. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Several Matoran are hanged due to a horrible misunderstanding.

 

The Matoran of Mata Nui hold a Connect Four tournament. 

[Erasmus Graves]

The rivalry runs too intense and Kopeke must be restrained after brutally assaulting Tamaru with the sharpened edge of a plastic grid .

 

Tuma punches out a baterra in an unarmed boxing match.

[Naota Takizawa]

The crowd of Baterra do not take their champion's defeat nicely and attack Tuma. The skrall were later killed trying to flee.

 

Maglya introduces surfing on water. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The Ta-Matoran and the Ga-Matoran have a heated debate on which tribe has the superior surfing style. 

 

The Le-Matoran try to wind-surf as a way to match these tribes' surfing.

[Naota Takizawa]

Kongu falls off his board, body slamming Jaller & Hahli. 

 

Takua becomes a power ranger. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

He becomes the White Ranger. Wait, Gold Ranger. Wait... Never mind, as he is killed by the combined forces of all the PR/SS Villains.

 

Brutaka opens a portal to the Power Rangers universe.

Edited December 12, 2015 by Gunhaver

[Naota Takizawa]

He opens a portal to the Zordon Era. He joins forces with the United Alliance of Evil and destroys the power rangers.

 

Le-Matoran try disk surfing again.

[Ghidora131]

It turns out disks are a delicacy to the deadly-disk-eating-monster-of-destruction, which eats them all up.

 

 

Furno leads a team into Ga-Koro.

[Erasmus Graves]

They came by the sea, and their intel never mentioned the deadly creature called the 'Tarakava'.

 

The Brotherhood of Makuta start a band.

[Naota Takizawa]

The band ends their first concert with a bang due to some Rahkshi rigging faulty pyrotechnics.

 

Computers are built in Metru Nui.

[Specter Knight]

Everyone stops working and starts spending dozens of hours on the internet, until Mata nui stops working properly.

 

Lewa takes up Tap-dancing

[Naota Takizawa]

Lewa shatters his mask after falling off the bathtub taps.

 

Lewa paints his silver armor yellow.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

He becomes a Toa of Plantlife. 

 

The Toa discover the secret of Mata Nui earlier.

[Naota Takizawa]

Vakama arranges several accidents for them to prevent the knowledge from spreading.

 

Gali paints herself orange and swaps her mask with Tahu's...

[Erasmus Graves]

She becomes the first even female Toa of Fire, which makes things quite awkward. Tahu on the other hand, becomes the first ever male Toa of Water.

 

Malum publishes his autobiography, The Unarmoured and the Dead.

[Naota Takizawa]

It flops due to everyone hating him.

 

Matoran criminals appear in the 2004 era of the bionicle storyline.

[Erasmus Graves]

Having no qualms about killing, the Matoran criminals decimate the numbers of the Toa Metru, leaving only Onewa and Whenua (who were too big and tough to be killed). They are unable to defeat Teridax because of their inability to form solid protodermis, but immigrate to Mata Nui with their fifty-six Matoran, where they ignore the problems of the MU, thereby allowing the Makuta to take over the universe, and they all die when the Makutaverse rises, destroying the island of Mata Nui.

 

 

Turaga Matau takes a nap.

Edited December 16, 2015 by Erasmus Graves

[evil_jaga_genius]

Takua steals his staff and saws down half of Le-Wahi with it.

 

The Piraka, Rahkshi, and Bohrok-Kal all start a band.

[Naota Takizawa]

Avak is the last member standing after a massive brawl took place due to a clash in musical styles.

 

Kopaka & Melum are released early.

[Erasmus Graves]

The mad rush of fans trying to buy a set leaves a line-up of rioters, thieves and tramplers.

 

The Bone Hunters are forced into a ghetto in New Atero.

[Naota Takizawa]

They try to get out of the hood by busking and applying for jobs. Deep rooted racism gets in the way of progress.

 

A dam is built in New Atero.

[Erasmus Graves]

Thousands upon thousands of angry Bone Hunters and Vorox come out of the desert to lay waste to a society who has cut off their water supplies.

 

Tahu posts an awesome guitar solo up on Youtube. 

[Naota Takizawa]

People steal his guitar solo and he can't make any money from it.

 

A matoran is given the choice to support either the Brotherhood of Makuta, Order of Mata Nui or the Dark Hunters.

[Erasmus Graves]

He chooses the Brotherhood of Makuta, because he gets paid and doesn't get killed if he fails. The Matoran then goes on to become a Toa, kills all his teammates in inventive and practical ways, and delivers the Mask of Time unto his master, Makuta Teridax. He then becomes the first ever Shadow Turaga.

The Matoran's name is Whenua.

 

Some Skakdi decide to do the haka.

Edited December 18, 2015 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

This gives the Toa Inika an excuse to kill them.

 

Gali and some Ga-Matoran try out dancing. 

[Erasmus Graves]

They're going great until Ga-Koro collapses into the ocean.

 

 

Thok decides to 'mickey finn' Reidak during a party.

[Naota Takizawa]

Reidak doesn't like hearing Mickey Finn's music and incapacitates Thok with a drug. 

 

Kids are banned from using BZPower. 

[Erasmus Graves]

BZPower degenerates into the cesspit of the Internet, becoming a haven of bad language, inappropriate memes, closet weeaboos and threats of violence - basically 4chan. Oh, and the kids hack the site, causing it to crash. The forums are declared:

 

Let us hope that never happens.

 

G1 is continued with a series of comics drawn by the cream of DC artists.

Edited December 19, 2015 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

Kids are confused and while the old fans buy them, not enough comics are sold to keep them in production.

 

The Voya Nui matoran are freed from slavery.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

They rebel, forcing the Piraka to slaughter all of them.

 

 

The Piraka eat fast food.

[Naota Takizawa]

Hakann dies from salmonella, Vezok is taken to hospital, Zaktan is diagnosed with obesity, Avak dies from a heart attack, Reidak gets addicted to the apple pies from mcdonalds and Thok vomits in a bin.

 

The Toa Mata meet the main 6 from My Little Pony.

[Erasmus Graves]

Pohatu admits that he's their biggest fan.

 

 

The Shadowed One gets engaged.

[Naota Takizawa]

To Roodaka. Who betrays him 10 minutes afterwards.

 

Gali holds a pool party.