Bionicle Caption Contest: Gen 2

[FrozenFlash]

Kongu: "Just a thought. I don't think we're cut out to be plumbers."

[ToaTImeLord]

Hailh: (internally screaming)

Kongu: "wasn't me"

Matoro: "well this is a damp situation we're in."

[Pahrak Model ZX]

*muffled "Creeping in my Soul" in the background*

 

Hahli: *long sigh* WELL...time to deal with 2007...

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 77 is Curious Knight Isniel!

 

Round 78:

 

Good luck everyone!

[TERIDAX941]

Photok realized that being a shoulder angel wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

POHATU PHANTOKA'S

 

EXTREME

BABYSITTING

SERVICE

[FrozenFlash]

Photok: "What are you waiting for? Lets go!"

 

Pohatu: "I'm waiting for you to get off first."

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

MASKS: ON

GUNS: OUT

LIGHT: PHOTOSYNTHESIZED 

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

When you have to go save the Great Spirit but mom says you have to take your little brother with you

[ToaTImeLord]

Piggy back ride but EXTREME!

[JAG18]

It was one of the most agonizing choices in weeks, but ultimately Scrubbish is the winner!

 

Round 79:

 

Good luck everyone!

[ToaTImeLord]

"Hey you awake yet?"

[FrozenFlash]

Rock Steed: "Psssh. Nothing personal, Ackar."

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Skirmix: Dad. Dad. Hey Dad. Daaaaad. Dad, can we have Pizza Hut for dinner?

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Skirmix: *a single loud, extremely long raspberry*

[Daler99]

Skirmix:  "That's odd...  None of his joints cracked..."

[JAG18]

And the winner is Scrubbish!

 

Round 80:

 

Good luck everyone!

[FrozenFlash]

Kiina: "...And why is there a Skrall over here?"

 

Ackar: "Eh. Just let him have his fun for now."

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Mata Nui: "Weeeee are the chaaampions, my friiieeeends..."

Mata Nui, Skrall, Ackar, Gresh: "And weeeee'll keep on fiiiightiiing, til the eeeend..."

Everyone: "DAH NAH NAAAAAAH"

[TERIDAX941]

Mata Nui: Glatorian... Assemble!

 

Tarduk: But we're already assembled, we're LEGO-

 

Kiina: Shhhhhhh!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Christopher Columbus and fellow explorers make contact with the indigenous peoples of the Carribean (circa October 1492, colorized).

[JAG18]

Winner of round 80 is Iron_Man5!

 

Round 81:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

And upon the ancient walls, leftovers from the humble beginnings of time, Nuju and Matoro found a message carved with long-gone hands. And the message read:

"Deez Nutz."

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Nuju: *bored clicking*

Matoro: Nuju says the wall says to ask again later.

[FrozenFlash]

Matoro: "Huh. I can't read these symbols. Are they even from Okoto?"

 

Nuju: "They're Matoran symbols. Only hipsters will remember them."

[Chro]

Matoro. Please. Stop ignoring me.

[Specter Knight]

Nuju: Well, Matoro? What have you found?

 

Matoro: ...It seems to be a lengthy discussion about people complaining about a toyline being cut short.

 

Nuju: Who would want to read all that?

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 81 is K I N G!

 

Round 82:

 

Good luck everyone!

[FrozenFlash]

Lewa: "Shh. No tears now. Only dreams."

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

(Wow, that's a lot of wins for me in a short amount of time!)

Lewa: It's alright, Tahu.  You're a 2003 toy.  Most 2003 toys start losing their color after so many years.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Tahu: The Bohrok Kal have stolen our powers bro

Lewa: But they can't take the power of our brohood bro

Tahu: Bro

[JAG18]

The winner of round 82 is OctoPahrak Traveler:

 

Round 83:

 

Good luck everyone!

[ToaTImeLord]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like.

[FrozenFlash]

Ahkmou: "I, for one, welcome our new Makuta overlords!"

Edited September 4, 2018 by Azalea of Ga Koro

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Onewa: "I really hate that Matoran."

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Onewa: "Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne."

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 82 is Azalea of Ga Koro!

 

Round 83:

 

Good luck everyone!

[FrozenFlash]

Do you ever get that feeling of heartburn?

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Brutaka: "I must choose now.  Do I follow the way of the sword...or the way of the glowing red thing...?"

[ToaTImeLord]

Brutaka: "to be or not to be. That is the question."