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**InnerRayg** · February 28, 2013

Well, I wasn't expecting that kind of update. Does this signal a waiting period before Act 2 will begin?~|ET|~

The opposite; we're ready to rev up after taking our break! If all goes well you will have a more substantial update tonight.

**Ektris** · February 28, 2013

Well, I wasn't expecting that kind of update. Does this signal a waiting period before Act 2 will begin?~|ET|~
The opposite; we're ready to rev up after taking our break! If all goes well you will have a more substantial update tonight.

Oh, that's great news. And on your birthday even! You really do spoil us. :PBut really, that's good to hear. I'm looking forward to it.~|ET|~

**Makaru** · March 1, 2013

[???]: Gotta Go Fast!

Edited March 1, 2013 by Makaru

**Queen of Noise** · March 1, 2013

OH MY GOD THIS NEW PERSON IS AWESOME AND THIS UPDATE IS SO ACTION-PACKED WHO COULD IT BE WHAT'S GOING ON OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED BY ACT II ALREADY I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM

fishers64 · March 1, 2013

[Madison] : Run away from the Vahki.

**InnerRayg** · March 1, 2013

Who is this "madison" person you speak of? This is clearly an unnamed and unidentified new character!

fishers64 · March 1, 2013

Who is this "madison" person you speak of? This is clearly an unnamed and unidentified new character!

I am simply making a intuitive conjecture as to who the new character is. This conjecture is supported by the following evidence:

1. This character's introduction was posted by Nukaya.

2. This character runs quickly, like Nukaya.

3. All other character's names, previously, were real names of the BZPower members who posted them.

4. Nukaya's real name, by her own admission, is Madison.

Or, if none of you believe in logic, this character is already mortally awesome. Therefore this character must be Madison, otherwise known as Nukaya.

**Makaru** · March 1, 2013

It's rude to name a character without a name when it's not their birthday.

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 1, 2013

[???]: State your name, rank, and intention!

[???]: Identify surroundings

[???]: Quickly retrieve arms from Vahki

And I don't mean your own arms.

Toa Smoke Monster · March 1, 2013

[???]: Recall how you came to be...wherever here is.

[???]: Wonder how this could get any worse.

**InnerRayg** · March 1, 2013

Who is this "madison" person you speak of? This is clearly an unnamed and unidentified new character!
I am simply making a intuitive conjecture as to who the new character is. This conjecture is supported by the following evidence: 1. This character's introduction was posted by Nukaya. 2. This character runs quickly, like Nukaya. 3. All other character's names, previously, were real names of the BZPower members who posted them. 4. Nukaya's real name, by her own admission, is Madison. Or, if none of you believe in logic, this character is already mortally awesome. Therefore this character must be Madison, otherwise known as Nukaya.

A brilliant deduction. It would have been better if you realized her name was Maddison

>_< · March 1, 2013

-snipception-
A brilliant deduction. It would have been better if you realized her name was Maddison

Oh

My

God.

There's two of them? =O

We shall now proceed to pit Madison against Maddison in an epic clone-battle of awesomeness. Running ensured.

Anyway, I see Sinport's name has finally been publicized =)

Curses, Ray, why couldn't you have just called it 'Anti-Stardex'? Would've saved me like 5 minutes changing everything on the Wiki..... [/TimeIsMoney] [/i'mPoor]

Edited March 1, 2013 by Zeene

**InnerRayg** · March 2, 2013

Just as an FYI, this little first bit can kind of be considered a "cut scene"...we'll be getting back to commands very shortly, my apologies.

Tenuk · March 2, 2013

Those animations were great but how did Brian change the mood of the Tahu Specibus card? Is the Haccine that fantastical?

Edited March 2, 2013 by Tenuk

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 2, 2013

Those animations were great but how did Brian change the mood of the Tahu Specibus card? Is the Haccine that fantastical?

I think he just swapped the locations of the cards - so Tahu went where the soda can used to be and vice versa.

**InnerRayg** · March 2, 2013

Tenuk's right, he changed the mood, but it is important to clarify that the Haccine isn't what it appeared. It didn't allow the computer to do anything it couldn't normally - what it did was allow someone to take over Brian so they could get access to it.As for the console, it has only one ability - to modify the stats of things. So it can change, say, the stats for how athletic you are, the amount of bullets in your nerf gun, or the emotional color your card is coded with. However, as you can see, these small changes can have pretty drastic effects.

**Hahli Husky** · March 3, 2013

YEAHHHHH MADDISON YOU GET THOSE GUYS ~

fishers64 · March 3, 2013

Who is this "madison" person you speak of? This is clearly an unnamed and unidentified new character!
I am simply making a intuitive conjecture as to who the new character is. This conjecture is supported by the following evidence: 1. This character's introduction was posted by Nukaya. 2. This character runs quickly, like Nukaya. 3. All other character's names, previously, were real names of the BZPower members who posted them. 4. Nukaya's real name, by her own admission, is Madison. Or, if none of you believe in logic, this character is already mortally awesome. Therefore this character must be Madison, otherwise known as Nukaya.
A brilliant deduction. It would have been better if you realized her name was Maddison

My apologies, Maddison. *brain crash* Anyway, this new character is looking better and better. I also I am finding more evidence to support my deduction. Pole-vaulting. Gotta love it.

Gamzee Makara · March 3, 2013

That scorpion that is definitely not a Nui-Jaga is adorable.

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 3, 2013

It's kind of difficult to tell when there's an update when all the panels are labelled "[???]::::"...

just sayin

**InnerRayg** · March 3, 2013

It's kind of difficult to tell when there's an update when all the panels are labelled "[???]::::"... just sayin

It won't last much longer.Also have you tried using the RSS feed on the mirror? Or tracking the topic for new replies? There's lots of fun automated ways to follow it.

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 4, 2013

It's kind of difficult to tell when there's an update when all the panels are labelled "[???]::::"... just sayin
It won't last much longer.Also have you tried using the RSS feed on the mirror? Or tracking the topic for new replies? There's lots of fun automated ways to follow it.

Yeah, I'm using the RSS feed on the BZPStuck site, but my home page only shows the titles for the last three entrees - which means that it's looked like this for the past few days:

[???]::::

**Makaru** · March 4, 2013

[???]: Wake Already

Edited March 4, 2013 by Makaru

**InnerRayg** · March 5, 2013

Alright folks, the cutscene is over! See, told you it wouldn't be too much longer. Commands are officially back on the menu![???]: Actually be named "???"[???]: Hug Nakodiles[Tonyfig]: Flirt harder

**Ektris** · March 5, 2013

Interesting... Is there a relationship between the LEGO croc in what I presume to be the real world and the crocodile-like plushie in her dream/game world...?[???]: Wake up.[???]: Pick up curiously head-like object on shelf above bed.~|ET|~

**-Toa Lhikevikk-** · March 5, 2013

[???]: Fall out of bed into imaginary plush pile.

Toa Smoke Monster · March 5, 2013

I wasn't expecting that gator to save ???. I was expecting it to try to eat her. But anyway...

[???]: Recall who you are.

[???]: Reveal your name already.

BioSlayer · March 6, 2013

[???]: wonder why you went to sleep in your bed with your shoes on.

**Queen of Noise** · March 6, 2013

[???]: GLITTER EVERYTHING

Neelh · March 7, 2013

[???]: Wind-fly like a Gukko Bird and create a tornado using your plushie.

Edited March 10, 2013 by Neelh

**InnerRayg** · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Examine bunny poster

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Put plush toys in the cage.

[Maddison]: Examine ALL the posters!

[Maddison]: Examine the stairs that apparently don't go anywhere

[Maddison]: Quickly retrieve snacks from fridge

[Maddison]: Be pestered

Toa Smoke Monster · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Rock out to Coldplay songs.

[Maddison]: Put on new shoes, because you just feel like it.

>_< · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Boot up your computer and check the BZPStuck Forums.

[Maddison]: Okay, run to your computer VERY VERY FAST, do a flip and THEN check the BZPStuck Forums.

Let's see if we get a tie-back to the very first page =)

**-Toa Lhikevikk-** · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Jump excitedly up and down in the plush pile.

[Maddison]: Decode numbers on wall.

[Maddison]: Tie shoelaces together to make your athletic feats more CHALLENGING.

Jedi Knight Krazy · March 8, 2013

[Maddison]: Decode numbers on wall.

The numbers on the wall are presumably from marathons she's run. I don't believe they have any significant meaning, although the exact numbers and order might be based on some obscure inside joke that we'll never know about.

BULiK · March 11, 2013

[Maddison]: Slide down staircase on your MATTRESS.

BioSlayer · March 14, 2013

[Maddison]: Find and stew your beloved rabbit.

>_< · March 16, 2013

Funnily, while the poster on Maddison's wall reads 'NBA', or 'Nakodile Baseball Association', it has now been revealed that Nakodiles don't really exist, but are actually called Camodiles. What, next you'll be mistaking a PINKACHEW for a KLETHAIRY or something ridiculous like that.Is this a slight continuity error I'm spotting here?

Edited March 16, 2013 by Zeene

**Makaru** · March 16, 2013

NBA stands for "National Basketball Association".

I'm not sure how you ascertained your conclusion.

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